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Hello? "hey R***, I have an STD."

Nutri-Wrestler

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Ok now this really sucks. thats the phone call i got today from my ex. Turns out she has HPV and the only person she has ever done anything sexual with was me. So, she told me to go get myself checked out. What the fuck do i do?

i have only slept with one other girl in my life and it was only once. Im not sure if i could have got it from her. What about blood transfusions? could i have gotten it then?

turns out 75% of sexually active men and women have HPV. i really just wanna kill myself now.....
 
Do research. Last I read...it was more like 80-85% of all college students have HPV and most men never know that they have it...because they never show any signs.

Be careful of the woman though, she needs to be checked out often by her doctor.

Keep your head up...

B True
 
HpV is very common. There are like 100 different strains of it, and only a couple do anything. 2 of them cause genital warts, but you would have noticed them already. Chicks need to worry about this disease more, cause some strains cause ovarian cysts, but since you dont have ovaries, you are all good negro man.
 
yeah

dont worry toooo much

they do increase risk of anal cancer and vaginal ones too, but u hav to have the warts in that area

other tan that i cant remember any side effects. they dont really go away as far as i remember,they can just get rid of the bumps on th skin. i also cant remember if the infectin has to be flaring up to be infectious
 
HPV, no big deal. 3 out of 5 people have genital herpes. That's right, read that again. 20 million people are unknowingly infected with Hep C.(which you get from blood transfusions by the way-not sex). Look at it this way: with HPV your one step closer to living like a rock star!!

On the serious side it really is not a huge deal. If she calls back and says she has HIV then you gotta worry. Sucks that you haven't banged allot of chicks and you already got something but what ya gonna do you know? It is more of a problem for females as stated before.
 
Well....I was a wee bit angry when my ex(years ago) told me she was fucking another guy for a year behind my back and that he gave her herpes. Yes I would say I was "irate". I never got it luckily. Damn sluts! I booted her shit off the balcony as we were living together at the time. Ahh...memories.
 
I WOULD HAVE KILLED THE BITCH.


PS...YOU PROBABLY DO HAVE IT IF SHE HAD IT AND YALL SLEPT TOGETHER. YOU MIGHT WANT TO GO GET CHECKED.


KAYNE
 
KAYNE said:


WOUDLNT YOU BE ANGRY AT SOME BITCH WHO TOLD YOU SHE HAD AN STD???


KAYNE


Depends on the situation...and NO. If one chooses to sleep with a woman without protection...they should realize what they are risking.

If people used the same logic...then if you EVER got an STD from this woman...could you ever sleep with another woman for fear of giving it to her? Just think what she would think of you because you have an STD.

B True
 
Yeah this was 8 years ago and I have been tested since. I am lucky in that respect I guess. You cant really get mad about anything but the behavior that caused the STD. I think that is what B Fold means..
Let me tell you a little story about this girl. This is good. I was taking a shower one time with her- I was lathering up my hair and was facing her- she had just started shaving. Well....next thing I know she slipped a little and swoosh I felt a sting on the end of my cock. I look down and......blood is gushing from my dick, the bitch cut my cock!!!!!!!!!

Luckily I healed up in a week or so but daaaaaaammmmnnn. You do not want to see your cock bleeding. Trust me. Evil whench.
 
IF I WAS WITH SOME CHICK AND SHE KNEW SHE HAD AN STD BUT DIDNT TELL ME.......I WOULD KILL HER.


KAYNE
 
I think I would too. This Ho didn't know(well at least the guy she was fucking didn't tell her) until after we had broke up. I wanted to kill him more than her.
 
KAYNE said:
IF I WAS WITH SOME CHICK AND SHE KNEW SHE HAD AN STD BUT DIDNT TELL ME.......I WOULD KILL HER.


KAYNE

I would be VERY upset also...

B True
 
The thing is, i always used a condom! seriously, i wouldnt stick it in if i was covered. do you think i could have got it from a blood transusion.

thing is, im the only person she slept with
 
BigRedCat said:
Yeah this was 8 years ago and I have been tested since. I am lucky in that respect I guess. You cant really get mad about anything but the behavior that caused the STD. I think that is what B Fold means..
Let me tell you a little story about this girl. This is good. I was taking a shower one time with her- I was lathering up my hair and was facing her- she had just started shaving. Well....next thing I know she slipped a little and swoosh I felt a sting on the end of my cock. I look down and......blood is gushing from my dick, the bitch cut my cock!!!!!!!!!

Luckily I healed up in a week or so but daaaaaaammmmnnn. You do not want to see your cock bleeding. Trust me. Evil whench.

herpes isn't exactly something you get "tested" for... usually you just wait to see if they pop up... tests have like a 95% accuracy and they are not that easy to have done (unless you have a outbreak, then it is easy to test)...

BUT... i know how you feel... i was sexually active with someone who was positive for a long time... certain people, though not immune, are much less apt to catch it, while others are positive and go there entire lives without a symptom... that was years ago and i have never had a symptom...

one more reason i don't need damn condoms!!!(this is joke, no hate mail please)....

puc
 
JohnyJuice said:
HpV is very common. There are like 100 different strains of it, and only a couple do anything. 2 of them cause genital warts, but you would have noticed them already. Chicks need to worry about this disease more, cause some strains cause ovarian cysts, but since you dont have ovaries, you are all good negro man.
Very close JJ. The warts part is right, but 3 types are "aggressive" and can lead to cervical cancer. Annual Pap smears will prevent this. As for the guy, there is NO effect other than that you can give the virus to your next partner. Thus, female sexual partners of men whose previous partners have abnormal Pap smears (precancer) are more likely to develop abnormal Pap smears.
 
Nutri-Wrestler said:
The thing is, i always used a condom! seriously, i wouldnt stick it in if i was covered. do you think i could have got it from a blood transusion.

thing is, im the only person she slept with

RUBBERS DONT PROTECT AGAINST HERPES.


KAYNE
 
Nutri-Wrestler said:
i know, but its not herpes.


ISNT HPV THE SAME AS HERPES??? I'M NOT THAT EDUCATED ON THIS SHIT....I DONT HAVE ANY OF IT.


KAYNE
 
KAYNE said:



ISNT HPV THE SAME AS HERPES??? I'M NOT THAT EDUCATED ON THIS SHIT....I DONT HAVE ANY OF IT.


KAYNE

no its not

HPV is a different virus to herpes

HPV increases cancer risk in female vagina's and male and female anus's

but if its on a mans tallywhacker its not that bad
 
Whos name is ruth?

Its not on my one-eyed wonder worm. I think that its is actually something else that is affecting her and her gynocologist is retarded.
 
I just found out some interesting info on HPV. Turns out HPV is a virus that causes warts, not just genital warts. if you have warts anywhere on your body (like your finger) you have HPV. I guess it isnt really anything to worry about after all. the make it sound scary, but its just a stupid virus that causes warts
 
That is it, I am getting a chastity belt. Damn kids, don't you ever get checked for anything? I try to get tested for everything under the sun every six months (even if I am not having sex) so I always know that I am a squeaky clean little girl. That and the fact that I am not a ho and have never cheated on anyone helps too. This way, (god forbid something did happen) I would know what it was from and I could sue their asses and have them shot. You guys should try it.
 
Kali said:
I am a sexy biatch. Hi Crumcake, How are you? Where in California are you from? I would love to get to know you. You seem like an awesome guy and very handsome as well.

Thank you for the compliments ma'am. I'm from Southern Cali, and yourself?

P.S. I'm a lesbian too. A lesbian with a small penis.
 
oh, I am so going to kick your ass. First of all I am not a lesbian, I am "sexually open minded"... second, just because I probably get more kitty than you, it doesn't mean that you have to go calling people names. I actually usually only date men, but anyone can appriciate the beauty of a woman. So if that is so bad for me to play around with my little swimsuit model friend in that picture (that you could never even get a chance at) then fine, I am a dyke.
 
what... what the hell... what the hell was that ????

I think someones ass got kicked up Jabroni Dr. ..........
 
Kali said:
oh, I am so going to kick your ass. First of all I am not a lesbian, I am "sexually open minded"... second, just because I probably get more kitty than you, it doesn't mean that you have to go calling people names. I actually usually only date men, but anyone can appriciate the beauty of a woman. So if that is so bad for me to play around with my little swimsuit model friend in that picture (that you could never even get a chance at) then fine, I am a dyke.


MMMM I ain’t got nuttin’ but luv for ya baby
 
Kali said:
oh, I am so going to sex you up. First of all I am not a lesbian, and I only live for you... second, just because I adore you with all my soul, doesn't mean that I also don't want to tear off your clothes and do you like wild chuppakabras in Mexico. I actually usually never date men from the internet, but for you i'll make an exception, I love you Crummy. So I would love for you to come over and play along with my little swimsuit model friend and I. (Pm me for my number so that I you can give me just one chance) , I love you Crummy.

Mmmmuah! Love you too toots.
Go ahead and PM me your number. Next Tuesday night cool?

Crum:bday:
 
My software and my new PC are having compatibility issues right now, they don't get along very well. I should get it working this weekend and I will have a bunch of new pictures out.
 
Kali said:
Crummy PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE give me your address... I wanna come over and play that Chuppakabra game with you (if you know what i mean....)

Sorry toots, I don't give out my address to internet chicks. But if you want we can meet up at the Ralphs supermarket across the street from me.
 
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