Hello, anybody there?

[epimetheus]

There's an infinite number of monkeys outside who want to talke to us about this script from Hamlet they've worked out.



He dropped his voice still lower. In the stillness, a fly would not have dared cleat its throat






Don't try to outwierd me, I find stranger things than you in my breakfast cereal.


For a moment, nothing happened. Then, after a second or so, nothing continued to happen.

Carry on.

 

[Hannibal]

There's nobody home.....nobody home...

 

[epimetheus]

There's nobody home.....nobody home...

"You're very sure of your facts, "
"I couldn't trust the thinking of a man who takes the Universe - if there is one - for granted

 

[epimetheus]

*has the strange feeling nobody will get it.

Oh well...

So long, and thanks for all the fish.

 

[TheProject]

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

 

[epimetheus]

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

Totally mad. Utter nonsense. But we'll do it because it's brilliant nonsense

 

[TheProject]

OK, so ten out of ten for style, but minus several million for good thinking, yeah?

 

[Hannibal]

An utterly insignificant little blue-green planet whose ape decended life forms are so amazingly primative that they still think digital watches are a pretty neat idea.

 

[smallmovesal]

Aldebaran's great, OK,

Algol's pretty neat,

Betelgeuse's pretty girls,

Will knock you off your feet.

They'll do anything you like,

Real fast and then real slow,

But if you have to take me apart to get me there,

Then I don't want to go.

Singing,

Take me apart, take me apart,

What a way to roam,

And if you have to take me apart to get me there,

I'd rather stay at home.

Sirius is paved with gold

So I've heard it said

By nuts who then go on to say

''See Tau before you're dead.''

I'll gladly take the high road

Or even take the low,

But if you have to take me apart to get me there,

Then I, for one, won't go.

Singing,

Take me apart, take me apart, You must be off your head,

And if you try to take me apart to get me there,

I'll stay right here in bed.

 

[TheProject]

One's never alone with a rubber duck.

 

[epimetheus]

"`You'd better be prepared for the jump into hyperspace. It's unpleasently like being drunk.'
`What's so unpleasent about being drunk?'
`You ask a glass of water.'"


Is it like having your brains smashed out by a slice of lemon wrapped round a large gold brick?