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Helen

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Is this really you? Do you workout? :confused:

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But is that REALLY her home page??? Or just a page picked at random off the web??? :confused: :confused:

I reiterate: something ain't right here.
 
I got an e-mail from the address on her web page.
it would be easy for someone to send an e-mail address from wherever they want - I replied to it and am waiting on the response to what I said.

the personality and look of the person doens't match up with the elite persona - and I don't get why she would hang out here.

whatever - either way.
 
When Helen first signed up, I read several of her theology statements on her website
If you think she's standard white-bread fundamentalist housewife quoting the party line, think again.
The lady's head holds more than just hats.
http://home.att.net/~shmildenhall/personal/key.html

and discussed it a bit in a posting here when she first joined:
http://boards.elitefitness.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=43559

If someone is impersonating her, they've read everything on her website
and can speak intelligently on theology.

I think she's a hoot, whether she's the real thing or not.
With all that time on her hands, encourage her to work out.
 
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Big Johnson said:
I'm especially hurt she hasn't included Elitefitness as a board she visits on her Daily Update page: http://home.att.net/~shmildenhall/weighdwn/links.html

:bawling:

Could it be that Helen is ashamed of us? Is she worried about what her friends will think?
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shoot i lost my post to 2 many smilies...

yeah it REALLY is me, folks...:mix: - hey if you don't believe me then ask me what something really weird on my site means and i'll confidently explain it...well not that that proves anything tho'...

so, don't cry BigJ - just figure my other friends (ha ha - quote-unquote) are not quite up to the - fun here ;)

actually thx for crying - it has been my turn a bit long...:rolleyes:

TS you are so sweet...just for you...:bigkiss:

love
helen
 
HelenSL said:
- hey if you don't believe me then ask me what something really weird on my site means and i'll confidently explain it..
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Helen if you are an alias, more power to you.
But as for your challenge....there is a way to prove you are for real.

Your site has an entry under Theology called Galatians
That post contains a hotlink to your chuch.
The hotlink "the church site" does not work.
The hotlink is for http://www.calvaary.memorial.com

If you own that web site, then do us a favor and correct the link.
 
john937 said:


Helen if you are an alias, more power to you.
But as for your challenge....there is a way to prove you are for real.

Your site has an entry under Theology called Galatians
That post contains a hotlink to your chuch.
The hotlink "the church site" does not work.
The hotlink is for http://www.calvaary.memorial.com

If you own that web site, then do us a favor and correct the link.
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done...hey thanks for telling me! i never noticed that.

It should have been http://www.calvarymemorial.com

(but how do you know *I* changed the link??? *grin*)

love
helen
 
Either you have direct access to the site in order to change a link in 10 minutes,
or you have Very good access to the person that can,
or you've managed to hack someone else' website.
Either way, you're a hoot.
 
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Big Johnson said:
So, do you work out or not?
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GinNJuice go ahead if you want to... :)

Anyway BigJ i really want to, honest...

maybe soon...:rolleyes:

you know how it goes, doncha? isn't there anything you're gonna do - uh - tomorrow...?

thanks for the welcome john.

f6 i know i know...i'm just kidding myself that i could have 'friends' online ;). Don't worry...i know that...:)...i know how the land lies...so to speak...

love
helen
 
Ya see Helen,
How can you possibly discuss "Gun Ownership" if you don't have 19 inch arms?
How can you possibly discuss "Right and Left wing politics" if you don't do Lat pulldowns ?
And how can we possibly ever discuss economics if you've never tried to find a bargain on whey protien?
 
john937 said:
Ya see Helen,
How can you possibly discuss "Gun Ownership" if you don't have 19 inch arms?
How can you possibly discuss "Right and Left wing politics" if you don't do Lat pulldowns ?
And how can we possibly ever discuss economics if you've never tried to find a bargain on whey protien?
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ya got me there...big guy...;)

yeah, i've noticed those topics cum up a lot here, don't they? :rolleyes:

maybe i just read the wrong threads or something... ;)

love
helen

p.s. i looked up John 9:37 (NKJV) - because of your username, that is...

...therefor...could it be...is it true...am i talking to the Son of God??? LOL :mix: gee in that case i shouldda - dressed up betta or something... ;)

mind you i guess He knows what i look like with no clothes on anyway... ;) so...*shrugs*
 
I almost said that I have a pearl necklace to match the one your wearin for ya, but having just read ...

mind you i guess He knows what i look like with no clothes on anyway
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...I don't think I could perform.
 
FrankRizzo said:
I almost said that I have a pearl necklace to match the one your wearin for ya, but having just read ...



...I don't think I could perform.
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no problem FR :)

thx for posting...

love
helen
 
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look at my eyes before my body and then i will respect you...

should read

look into my eyes while you lick my perineum and then i will respect you...
 
you read her web page? She REALLY is crazy. The whole hospital thing and all.

And no Helen, just because I spent 3 minutes on your page doesn't mean I love you.
 
frorider6 said:
you read her web page? She REALLY is crazy. The whole hospital thing and all.

And no Helen, just because I spent 3 minutes on your page doesn't mean I love you.
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it doesn't??? :bawling:

i'm gonna need some therapy to get over this, i can just tell...:rolleyes:

Weapon X,

You would be right - if my goal was fitting in here - at least with certain elements...

but since it isn't, it's much more fitting that my sig be kinda weird and freaky...dontya think? :)

if i put what you said the - certain element - might not bat an eyelid...

but i want them to ;)

thanks for the constructive criticism anyway. i appreciate you bothering to think about whether my sig is 'right' or not. I could have told you i am always right and saved you the bother but...never mind...you'll know next time... :)

TS, i just saw you posted...well i always suspected you were a man of great compassion... ;) thanks for sharing that here publically!!! :)

love
helen
 
frorider6 said:
you read her web page? She REALLY is crazy. The whole hospital thing and all.
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Doesn't mean the woman's crazy, bro! Cut her some slack. She just likes chillin' with the villains! :D
 
Weapon X said:


Doesn't mean the woman's crazy, bro! Cut her some slack. She just likes chillin' with the villains! :D
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No, i think he's right, actually. I mean, maybe i'm not today but i have had days...like my day in the hospital...

You don't need to play it down...it really happened and i'm not going to say it didn't...

Thx for defending me tho' Weapon X - that is very sweet of you... :)

love
helen
 
Hospital time and/or a need for meds doesn't make a person crazy.
Hell, I'm a real sonofabitch without my caffeine, but I ain't crazy. At least, not that you could prove! ;)
 
Weapon X said:
Hospital time and/or a need for meds doesn't make a person crazy.
Hell, I'm a real sonofabitch without my caffeine, but I ain't crazy. At least, not that you could prove! ;)
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I was trying to decide between if I was the AntiChrist or the Holy Spirit...

I thought maybe my kid was Jesus come back a second time...

This time i had a while of thinking that people around me could 'exchange' so that the same 'mind' was in someone else's body and vice-versa

Oh yeah, the evening where people were 'being judged' and they'd go to heaven or hell based on how they treated *me*

Well there was more than that.

But it does depend on how you define 'crazy', yes ;)

I still appreciate the defense...*smile*

so enjoy the rest of your day...:bigkiss:

love
helen :)
 
HelenSL said:
p.s. i looked up John 9:37 (NKJV) - because of your username, that is...

...therefor...could it be...is it true...am i talking to the Son of God??? LOL :mix: gee in that case i shouldda - dressed up betta or something... ;)
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Shhhh! Dad doesn't know I'm here
 
john937 said:


Shhhh! Dad doesn't know I'm here
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yeah really :rolleyes:

Weapon X no, but...thx for interacting *grin* :) And really, may as well be honest, right...all the cards on the table??? That's what i prefer, as much as it is possible (with me).

love
helen
 
Re: Re: Helen

winny fan said:
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i think i'm in love.
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winny fan now i'm really curious...do you have a greater or lesser desire to do the things you talk about here...to people you are in love with, vs those you are not in love with? :)

if greater then - can you fall out of love...if less then by all means, that's ok - better in fact... ;)

I mean all the - faeces stuff...

[my first reply i forgot to post (previewed it only - duh!!!) but i think that was a mercy really ;)]

Happy S I e-mailed ya back now...

love
helen
 
rriis said:
Funny that this thread came up... Helen, I asked you a while back (after visiting your website some time ago) if you were lost? I noticed your religious convictions and what looked like a lack of "being a muscle head". You look way too wholesome/pure/etc to be associated with this website. Too many of us body worshippers and filthy minds/mouths here :D. Anyway, I never got a response the first time I asked (maybe you didn't see it though).

Your site/pics/content instantly reminded me of puritan times and shit.

Later babe.
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hi rriis

you're right...i musta missed your question before or got distracted or something...didn't deliberately ignore you :)

you must be way old if you were around in puritan times LOL i thought that was 400 years ago when people talkest differently ;)

i am in shit with some people at my church because of my heretickal beliefs that are going to send people to hell in droves.

now do you still think i'm pure? LOL

i suppose i might be if discussing masturbation at length on the secular web doesn't depurify me.

Weird - probably. Pure...not necessarily ;)

so whaddya think? Maybe give me another chance at not being Puritan? :D:mix:

oh, re: lost. Yeah i dunno. I was invited here. It's been...fascinating so far :D

love
helen
 
McBainXVII said:
Helen you are very annoying, at times i feel like utilizing the power of a fat ass rock just to shut you up.
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I am unfamiliar with that procedure...tell me more... :D

john...yeah, perhaps so ;)

my husband doesn't want to know what i do on the Internet...he thinks it's a total waste of time.

Perhaps he's right :(

He's an atheist - he'd only care about what i say in that it proves me insane or he wishes i were doing something else instead. He's not the type to care about language. (As best i know)

love
helen
 
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