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Heading to the gym....

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which will be fairly packed with fucking teenagers who can't get into bars so instead they come to the gym to socialize.

WHAT?!

Damn, I hate going this late at night. There is sure to 15 lined up on three benches trying to set a personal best record lift.... although...... they just tried........ a weight that was 20 pounds lighter......... ten minutes ago........ and it crashed on their chest with the force of a Buick behind it.

Standing around jawin about their so called ho's. I have had more pussy than those Bling-Bling wannabes will ever see.

Eventually one will come over and ask " What do you do to get so big?"

:straight face: "Suck cock."

Poor kid usually just stares a minute and then goes "Huh?.. Oh man... that was some funny shit dude...."
 
Anal AssPlorer said:
which will be fairly packed with fucking teenagers who can't get into bars so instead they come to the gym to socialize.

WHAT?!

Damn, I hate going this late at night. There is sure to 15 lined up on three benches trying to set a personal best record lift.... although...... they just tried........ a weight that was 20 pounds lighter......... ten minutes ago........ and it crashed on their chest with the force of a Buick behind it.

Standing around jawin about their so called ho's. I have had more pussy than those Bling-Bling wannabes will ever see.

Eventually one will come over and ask " What do you do to get so big?"

:straight face: "Suck cock."

Poor kid usually just stares a minute and then goes "Huh?.. Oh man... that was some funny shit dude...."
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hey man
you seem like a real dick
just ignore those types of people
all they do is admire you because they have no idea what they're doing and look up to you if you have a descent physic
so chill, relax, and help people
sorry to sound like a hippi
i'm off to the gym
to admire people and ask them how they got so cool
peace:rolleyes:
 
Im a teenager, well 19, i cant stand my age group, they use the split off 2 months on 10 months off. Fuckers.:(
 
Anal AssPlorer said:


Eventually one will come over and ask " What do you do to get so big?"

:straight face: "Suck cock."
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You do sound like an asshole (or assplorer as you put it)

With comments like that I hope those little runts take all day on the bench just to piss you off, in fact that's probably why they do it.
 
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youngdeltman said:


You do sound like an asshole (or assplorer as you put it)

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Of course I sound like an asshole. I meant to. I have a feeling you fit right in with this little posse. Yes, you Mr. Youngdeltman, are probably one of those who surround the bench like pimps on a ho at a gangbang.

Of course, securing a bench for my own private use is not a problem at all. I just do a couple of light sets of a bicep exercise and then completely ignore the morons while poppling a bicep pose in the mirror. Few minutes later, you guessed it, all the little twigs are feeling insecure and head over to the preacher bench.
 
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Anal AssPlorer said:


Of course I sound like an asshole. I meant to. I have a feeling you fit right in with this little posse. Yes, you Mr. Youngdeltman, are probably one of those who surround the bench like pimps on a ho at a gangbang.
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You're pathetic
 
Damn people, are you telling me you've never ranted about someone at you gym or in your life that irritates you? Bunch of fucking hypocritical posers.

Anal, while I disagree with you on the suck-cock-to-get-big-theory, I understand what you're saying.
 
tip

Buy you about 400 pounds of weights and train at home. I'm sure nobody enjoys your company at the gym.

See the way it works, they pay a membership and they are entitled to access to the gym also. I bet your gym owner appreciates them.

Chaka Kahn
 
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TheGame2001 said:
Buy you about 400 pounds of weights and train at home. I'm sure nobody enjoys your company at the gym.
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No one seems to enjoy your company anywhere *you* go. You were thrown off another board and immediately accused of posting false pics of another person and claiming it was you by those members who followed you over here. I am sure you are just as charming in real life.
 
frorider6 said:
Damn people, are you telling me you've never ranted about someone at you gym or in your life that irritates you? Bunch of fucking hypocritical posers.
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You got my vote agreeing with you here.
 
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Anal AssPlorer said:


No one seems to enjoy your company anywhere *you* go. You were thrown off another board and immediately accused of posting false pics of another person and claiming it was you by those members who followed you over here. I am sure you are just as charming in real life.
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No shit. Anal, I'm not fond of male/male dick love, but I can appreciate what you were doing. And it is funny, too.
 
frorider6 said:
I bet is is pretty funny to tell those little homophobic teenagers that shit though.
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Funny for two reasons:

#1 Because at first they think I am joking. Then the laugh trickles down to a nervous little chuckle before just ending in silence before they realize that I am completely serious.

#2 Because no matter how homophobic they are, they are still anywhere 40-50 pounds too light to do anything about it.
 
Oh, I caught all the little nuances of that. :D

But a part of me kinda thought you were kidding. You actually said that to them. :FRlol: That makes it even funnier!!! :FRlol:
 
Anal AssPlorer said:


Funny for two reasons:

#1 Because at first they think I am joking. Then the laugh trickles down to a nervous little chuckle before just ending in silence before they realize that I am completely serious.

#2 Because no matter how homophobic they are, they are still anywhere 40-50 pounds too light to do anything about it.
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Not a flame but:
#1 - you sound like you get off on that kind of shit. Making people feel less worthy than yourself
#2 - same

And frorider6, as much as i think your funny as shit, you gotta get off of anal's dick man

Anyway, anal, what's up with the avatar and name out of curiousity?
 
Benzi said:

Not a flame but:
#1 - you sound like you get off on that kind of shit. Making people feel less worthy than yourself
#2 - same

And frorider6, as much as i think your funny as shit, you gotta get off of anal's dick man

Anyway, anal, what's up with the avatar and name out of curiousity?
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Of cousre I get off on it. I am probably the first hetero basher you have ever heard of.

What do you mean what is up with my name and avatar? I think it is pretty self explainatory.
 
so you are a proctologist, or a proud homosexual

these are my two guesses, sorry in advance if they are incorrect
 
Benzi said:
And frorider6, as much as i think your funny as shit, you gotta get off of anal's dick man
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Aside from some really good training advice I've gotten from the ass explorer, I think he's a cool guy and is one of the few people from this board I'd actually want to meet.
 
Benzi said:
so you are a proctologist, or a proud homosexual

these are my two guesses, sorry in advance if they are incorrect
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I prefer to be called a Super Duper Homosexual.
 
frorider6 said:


Aside from some really good training advice I've gotten from the ass explorer, I think he's a cool guy and is one of the few people from this board I'd actually want to meet.
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Yeah, I would love to meet you too.


















Note To Self : stock up on AnalEz for this one.
 
Benzi said:
to each their own anal
to each their own
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Yes! Yes! To each his own.....

And I can help *you* learn to dislike the opposite sex too. Ya know, to each his own........

Fast Fact : Did you know my closet has the highest rate of graduating students? I personally gurantee that they graduate with honors.
 
Anal
i thank you for the offer bit i think i'll stick with my girlfriend
in addition, closets freak me out
 
Benzi said:
Anal
i thank you for the offer bit i think i'll stick with my girlfriend
in addition, closets freak me out
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I know your girlfriend. I knew her back when she used to think she was Batman.
 
supersizeme said:


:heart:

:supercool
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That's my girl. Now bend over and take it like a man. Yo, Anal. How's that go again? Spit and Steady Pressure?

And I don't consider myself gay cause SSMe is more chick than dick. He's so pretty with his ghetto booty and platinum blond hair. I took him home to meet my parents once and my drunk dad kept hitting on him. Saying he was the hottest chick I'd ever brought home and would he like to try the tree where the seed came from. He even felt up SSMe's skirt. He got really excited when he thought SSMe had a 2 inch clit. I had to explain to him later.

"Pops..." I said, cause I call him Pops. I said, "Pops, that hot little number was a guy."
And he says, "No way, that was the hottest bitch I've ever seen. And she's already missing all her front teeth, so I bet she gives a mean blowjob."
And I says, "Yeah, I like to call her toothless SallySuperSuckMe."

Here's an exclusive picture of SallySuperSuckMe. She's trying to fool you into thinking that thing peeking out from under her hands is her weenie, but it's not.
 
frorider6 said:


That's my girl. Now bend over and take it like a man. Yo, Anal. How's that go again? Spit and Steady Pressure?
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Yeah. Little spit and just aim for the prostate.
 
Now if you want to hear a majorly wicked **OUCH** story, I can tell you about the time I did a surgeon and the only "lubrication" we had was Alberto Mousse'.
 
Anal AssPlorer said:


I know your girlfriend. I knew her back when she used to think she was Batman.
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no, i broke up with her awhile ago
my current girlfriend is a godess
and she still is
i'll tell her to watch out for you
 
Benzi said:
wait, nevermind
your Super Duper Gay
i guess she's in the clear
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Except when she starts phoning me asking for tips on how to improve your masculinity.
 
Anal AssPlorer said:


Except when she starts phoning me asking for tips on how to improve your masculinity.
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you must be mistakening my girlfriend for your boyfriend
constantly complaining about his discontent for always trying to "ASSPLORE" is shit hole

it's ok, many Super Duper Gay people make the same mistake
 
spentagn said:
His pic is his avatar. I doubt you'll be much bigger than that, though you may surprise me.
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Oh you would be very VERY SURPRISED! I know I was. Once he gets some A.S. in his body, he is going to be a monster. Huge as shit and with abs and a back that you can grate cheese on.

I swear, those teenagers have to be at every gym in the country. Though not at Lee Haney's for some reason, I think because they are initimidated by the fact that Lee haneys is a known "black gym". But they do nothing but stand around and jaw away, baseball caps backwards, doing one set of bench press every 25 minutes, etc......

Then they always want to ask you what you do to get big. "man, you must use steroids...." WTF?? (Could it be that I do more sets in one workout that they do in two weeks?)

"Man, you must use that winstrol stuff because like..... look at your legs man, they are too big, man like.... that is that stuff that Ben Johnson used and like.... look how big his legs were. You use it? Huh? Can you get me some? Huh?"

It is people like this that I want to charge $25 per amp to sell to.
 
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