WizKid25 said:haha i love the false alarms.... just a giant roar in my toilet, but nothing comes out.
vixenbabe said:Did I ever tell ya the story about someone at my hubbies work shittin their pants or having some sort of problem one day at work?
He was sitting at his desk and a few of the ladies from the plant come running into his office bitchin that the shitter was over flowing and they could not use the restroom.
He calls the maint. dept. and has them check out the problem. Few minutes later the maint. guy comes in and tells my hubby that he thinks that a paratrooper must have crashed thru the roof and landed in the shitter.
Hubby is looking at the maint. guy rather odd. The maint. guy tells my hubby that he had to fish size 20 woman's underware outta the potty.....Hubby of course had to put a memo out to the ONLY chick in the office who wear's size 20 panties explaing that she PLEASE not try and flush anymore panties down the shitter.
beastboy said:
I'm just worried about deadlifts today.

vixenbabe said:Well...Did ya crap your pants during the deads?
vixenbabe said:Are you kidding? Me talk dirty when I know you're about ready to crap your britches? NOT!
You'd really shit your pants if I talked dirty to ya...hehehe
vixenbabe said:HA! I got your joke right here..I was trying to twist your stupid joke into a better joke..You must have missed it....hehehe
vixenbabe said:THANK YOU VERY MUCH!
I'm into shit... just NOT on my face or body!
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vixenbabe said:Y-lifter....You trying to put ____ into my mouth?
vixenbabe said:HA! I got your joke right here..I was trying to twist your stupid joke into a better joke..You must have missed it....hehehe
Bullit said:
You can't polish a turd, vix.
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