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beastboy

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That's right...one of those days where you don't know if anything more then wind will come out of my pooper. Had 3 close calls already, but luckily I was able to nip it in the butt. Should be interesting......I'll keep you all posted.
 
Did I ever tell ya the story about someone at my hubbies work shittin their pants or having some sort of problem one day at work?

He was sitting at his desk and a few of the ladies from the plant come running into his office bitchin that the shitter was over flowing and they could not use the restroom.

He calls the maint. dept. and has them check out the problem. Few minutes later the maint. guy comes in and tells my hubby that he thinks that a paratrooper must have crashed thru the roof and landed in the shitter.

Hubby is looking at the maint. guy rather odd. The maint. guy tells my hubby that he had to fish size 20 woman's underware outta the potty.....Hubby of course had to put a memo out to the ONLY chick in the office who wear's size 20 panties explaing that she PLEASE not try and flush anymore panties down the shitter.
 
vixenbabe said:
Did I ever tell ya the story about someone at my hubbies work shittin their pants or having some sort of problem one day at work?

He was sitting at his desk and a few of the ladies from the plant come running into his office bitchin that the shitter was over flowing and they could not use the restroom.

He calls the maint. dept. and has them check out the problem. Few minutes later the maint. guy comes in and tells my hubby that he thinks that a paratrooper must have crashed thru the roof and landed in the shitter.

Hubby is looking at the maint. guy rather odd. The maint. guy tells my hubby that he had to fish size 20 woman's underware outta the potty.....Hubby of course had to put a memo out to the ONLY chick in the office who wear's size 20 panties explaing that she PLEASE not try and flush anymore panties down the shitter.

LOL....did she put her two weeks in due to embarassment?


I'm just worried about deadlifts today.
 
LOL....He did not really address the memo to her personally! He addressed the memo to allll the ladies....He only mentioned that a rather LARGE pair of underware was fished out of the potty and that the ladies SHOULD not flush ANYTHING down the shitter but TP.

I'm pretty sure she knew they were onto her with the LARGE panty mention though.
 
you need to take a trip to the outback and rub jelly all over your ass and let the dingoes lick it off.
 
vixenbabe said:
Well...Did ya crap your pants during the deads?

LOL...I love it when you talk dirty to me!

I decided to play it safe and do shoulders yesterday. I'm doing back tonight and can't wait!
 
Are you kidding? Me talk dirty when I know you're about ready to crap your britches? NOT!

You'd really shit your pants if I talked dirty to ya...hehehe
 
vixenbabe said:
Are you kidding? Me talk dirty when I know you're about ready to crap your britches? NOT!

You'd really shit your pants if I talked dirty to ya...hehehe

You didn't get my joke?:confused: I tell my wife to talk dirty to me...all she can seem to say is "mud".

It takes allot to get me to poop myself.
 
HA! I got your joke right here..I was trying to twist your stupid joke into a better joke..You must have missed it....hehehe
 
vixenbabe said:
HA! I got your joke right here..I was trying to twist your stupid joke into a better joke..You must have missed it....hehehe

Gotcha. This damn computer gets in the way of reading your facial expressions. Speaking of facials....
 
Facials? I'll pass on your "mud" pack..THANK YOU VERY MUCH!

I'm into a lot of shit...just NOT on my face or body!
:)
 
vixenbabe said:
Y-lifter....You trying to put ____ into my mouth?


You took the words right out of my mind...

Just picking on ya a little....
I'm in the middle this week of getting about a million things lined up for closing on 3/13..

Fence, Propane Gas for pool, Utilities switched, Solar, etc etc...

Feel my pain....
 
LMAO@ fill in the blank! You 're sneaky!

I thought I was goimng to have to put a knot in your pole for a second!

Wow...I bet that the girl's are getting VERY EXCITED about moving into the new home! You need to send me some picture's or post 'em on here for us to see!

Are you happy that you decided to build? Would you do it again?
 
Building from scratch is definitely a chore.
Picking out the Model, Lot, Options, Materials, colors etc..

But yes Vix, this is our second built house, and it is worth the
effort watching it go up and getting exactly what you wanted..

Excited?, Yes.. I think we will all relax when it is over..
 
vixenbabe said:
HA! I got your joke right here..I was trying to twist your stupid joke into a better joke..You must have missed it....hehehe

You can't polish a turd, vix.
 
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