Have you seen her??

[The Shadow]

.....she was seen buying a case of Ripped Fuel from a GNC chick about a month ago and is now selling it to the trophy wives for 200 bucks per bottle...

Authorities are on the look-out and wish to release the following description:

non-white bread female
30-35 years of age


distinguishing features include:

....wild, weedish looking hair
...pot belly
...cankles
...and mysterious grooves just above both ankles.....thought to be the result of wearing low-cut boots with attached spurs for her real job down at the Boy Toy lounge.


Authorites also warn she is not to be approached as she generally packs an inhaler and Listerine Breath Strips which she can use with deadly accuracy.....


Anyone with any information should contact their local PC police as soon as possilbe.


You will now be returned to your regularly scheduled EF......

 

[Baoh]

?

 

[2Thick]

He is talking about himself in drag.

 

[The Shadow]

...there IS a reward offered.

 

[big4life]

He is talking about himself in drag.

I always thought corn was bald.


The rest is about what I expected.

 

[2Thick]

I always thought corn was bald.


The rest is about what I expected.

Only his ass is bald....

 

[big4life]

Only his ass is bald....

OK...........


I think that falls under "too much information"



PS. please, no pictures, I'll take your word.

 

[2Thick]

OK...........


I think that falls under "too much information"



PS. please, no pictures, I'll take your word.

LMAO....

 

[rnch]

He is talking about himself in drag.

are you telling me that corn was my last blind date???? dayum.....i knew there was something abut her/him that was familiar...........

 

[ajtomasi]

remeber that MC Hammer song, "Have You Seen Her"?

That shit was the bomb, asshole

 

[HULKSTER]

2thick, can you make the NY/NY/PA/CT EF members meeting a sticky thread? BTW, GNC sucks and is nothing more than a corporate shell to front crap supplements from guys like Weider and Phillips.

 

[2Thick]

are you telling me that corn was my last blind date???? dayum.....i knew there was something abut her/him that was familiar...........

If he put out then it is Corn

 

[rnch]

If he put out then it is Corn

"i can neither confirm nor deny that rumor"----ron ziegler, president nixon's press secretary.

 

[2Thick]

"i can neither confirm nor deny that rumor"----ron ziegler, president nixon's press secretary.

 

[rnch]

lol................bitches

 

[2Thick]

lol................bitches

I love that licker smiley.

 

[rnch]

i'm gonna pay for this thread later on today when he reads it.............JUST KIDDING, CORN!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[rnch]

If he put out then it is Corn

i wondered why she was only into anal sex.

 

[WODIN]

[B
distinguishing features include:

....wild, weedish looking hair
...pot belly
...cankles
...and mysterious grooves just above both ankles.....thought to be the result of wearing low-cut boots with attached spurs for her real job down at the Boy Toy lounge.
[/B]

Sounds like dballer to me..

 

[The Shadow]

you bunch of hump-backed twinks......

...I think that covers everyone who has posted thus far....



...still looking though

 

[rnch]

you bunch of hump-backed twinks......

...I think that covers everyone who has posted thus far....

i have been called worse by those that i have slept with.






P.S. SOMEONE owes me new sheets....tose damn spurs shreaded my martha stewart matched set!

 

[The Shadow]

Well....Ive been called worse by better people......