uh. oh sweet holy mother. ever have friends over when it happened? *curls up & starts rocking back and forth*pdaddy said:Never saw them but certainly heard them, mom is quite the screamer.
i never lost a boner quicker than when one of my ex's kids started jiggling the door saying "Mom, are you ok?" the kid thought someone was hurting his ma. maximum flaccidity achieved. a trauma team of professional fluffers couldn't have brought me back.HiDnGoD said:I've sen my Dad naked, change rooms & stuff. I saw my Mom naked, just standing there talking on the phone, when I was about 8 & she thought I was out fishing.
My daughter caught the wife & I once, but we were mostly under the covers & it was about 23:30. She was about 6 or 7, & she says she still remembers it.
Daughter almost caught me workin it once. She was in H.S. & I got hurt at work, so I went home early. She was skippin school & I saw her walk by the window as she was sneakin through the back yard.
you don't know what pain is.......starfish said:No, thank goodness
she'll one of those great artist types, either a painter or writer and she'll be held in high acclaim. her medium is the darkness of humanity & when people ask her what her inspiration is, she will look off and never answer......pdaddy said:I had an ex-girlfriend I used to live with that had a 4yr old. Well one night we got to it on the living room couch while the little one was put to bed hrs before. I'm on top and look up and her daughter is standing less then a foot away from us. There were no blankets on us at all. She could have been standing there for minutes for all I knew.
Well she never brought it up or said anything to me or her mother about it. I think she's traumatized for life and it will be deeply buried in her subconscious.
i would shatter every last one of them....eat big said:I've seen both of my parents naked several times. Their bathroom is loaded with mirrors and they don't close the door all the way sometimes.
Smurfy said:I walked in on them one Sunday morning when I was 13. Luckily I recall they were mostly under the covers but I knew what was going on.
HiDnGoD said:My daughter caught the wife & I once, but we were mostly under the covers & it was about 23:30.
LOL, no, my step daughter. See Omega's post in the Alec Baldwin threadstilleto said:is smurfy your daughter?
Just be glad she didn't say anything about breaking out her strap on & his lingerie, LOL.hanselthecaretaker said:Both times were when I was in early high school. The first I almost walked in on it til I knew what was happening and avoided it like the plague. Second they were half sloshed and thought I wasn't home but was downstairs watching tv when I heard somewhat nasty shit being said. Their door was still open. I still remember what was said but I don't wanna say it herethinking parents are normal people who talk like that when they think no one else is around. After that I went into the basement til it was over to avoid hearing anymore.
Hold me, daddy.HiDnGoD said:LOL, no, my step daughter. See Omega's post in the Alec Baldwin thread
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