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seen your parents naked or walked in on them having sex? don't fucking lie to me.....isn't it the most disturbing event? you can't unsee something....
 
I walked in on them one Sunday morning when I was 13. Luckily I recall they were mostly under the covers but I knew what was going on. Fucking horrifying.
 
parents shouldn't be allowed to do it during daylight hours, speaking from a kids POV.
 
I've sen my Dad naked, change rooms & stuff. I saw my Mom naked, just standing there talking on the phone, when I was about 8 & she thought I was out fishing.

My daughter caught the wife & I once, but we were mostly under the covers & it was about 23:30. She was about 6 or 7, & she says she still remembers it.

Daughter almost caught me workin it once. She was in H.S. & I got hurt at work, so I went home early. She was skippin school & I saw her walk by the window as she was sneakin through the back yard.
 
pdaddy said:
Never saw them but certainly heard them, mom is quite the screamer.
uh. oh sweet holy mother. ever have friends over when it happened? *curls up & starts rocking back and forth*
 
I had an ex-girlfriend I used to live with that had a 4yr old. Well one night we got to it on the living room couch while the little one was put to bed hrs before. I'm on top and look up and her daughter is standing less then a foot away from us. There were no blankets on us at all. She could have been standing there for minutes for all I knew.

Well she never brought it up or said anything to me or her mother about it. I think she's traumatized for life and it will be deeply buried in her subconscious.
 
HiDnGoD said:
I've sen my Dad naked, change rooms & stuff. I saw my Mom naked, just standing there talking on the phone, when I was about 8 & she thought I was out fishing.

My daughter caught the wife & I once, but we were mostly under the covers & it was about 23:30. She was about 6 or 7, & she says she still remembers it.

Daughter almost caught me workin it once. She was in H.S. & I got hurt at work, so I went home early. She was skippin school & I saw her walk by the window as she was sneakin through the back yard.
i never lost a boner quicker than when one of my ex's kids started jiggling the door saying "Mom, are you ok?" the kid thought someone was hurting his ma. maximum flaccidity achieved. a trauma team of professional fluffers couldn't have brought me back.
 
pdaddy said:
I had an ex-girlfriend I used to live with that had a 4yr old. Well one night we got to it on the living room couch while the little one was put to bed hrs before. I'm on top and look up and her daughter is standing less then a foot away from us. There were no blankets on us at all. She could have been standing there for minutes for all I knew.

Well she never brought it up or said anything to me or her mother about it. I think she's traumatized for life and it will be deeply buried in her subconscious.
she'll one of those great artist types, either a painter or writer and she'll be held in high acclaim. her medium is the darkness of humanity & when people ask her what her inspiration is, she will look off and never answer......
 
From a different perspective, I remember in H.S., banging my gf & her gf in a tent trailer behind our house, about 10 ft from my parent's window. My Dad looked at me in awe the next day & my Mom couldn't look at me.
 
I've seen both of my parents naked several times. Their bathroom is loaded with mirrors and they don't close the door all the way sometimes.
 
eat big said:
I've seen both of my parents naked several times. Their bathroom is loaded with mirrors and they don't close the door all the way sometimes.
i would shatter every last one of them....
 
Smurfy said:
I walked in on them one Sunday morning when I was 13. Luckily I recall they were mostly under the covers but I knew what was going on.
HiDnGoD said:
My daughter caught the wife & I once, but we were mostly under the covers & it was about 23:30.


is smurfy your daughter?
 
Both times were when I was in early high school. The first I almost walked in on it til I knew what was happening and avoided it like the plague. Second they were half sloshed and thought I wasn't home but was downstairs watching tv when I heard somewhat nasty shit being said. Their door was still open. I still remember what was said but I don't wanna say it here :sick: thinking parents are normal people who talk like that when they think no one else is around. After that I went into the basement til it was over to avoid hearing anymore.
 
hanselthecaretaker said:
Both times were when I was in early high school. The first I almost walked in on it til I knew what was happening and avoided it like the plague. Second they were half sloshed and thought I wasn't home but was downstairs watching tv when I heard somewhat nasty shit being said. Their door was still open. I still remember what was said but I don't wanna say it here :sick: thinking parents are normal people who talk like that when they think no one else is around. After that I went into the basement til it was over to avoid hearing anymore.
Just be glad she didn't say anything about breaking out her strap on & his lingerie, LOL.
 
never saw my parents having sex, but heard it through the wall once or twice.

saw my mom naked for an instant once, she was changing and I walked in. All i remember is that she had a big bush.
 
I remember figuring out intercourse
and then thinking of my friends parents doing it
yikes
 
i was around 7 when we went to my buddy alex davis' house. well, alex's mom was laying on the couch with her boyfriend on top of her, fully clothed... but there pants were connected in a wierd way, like buttoned together... we knew what was up.
 
My sis and I figure that M&D only had sex twice, we never had to deal with the painfull walk-in. As for them, they have walked in on me several times, they never would say anything only turn around and leave.
 
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