Have you ever

[WODIN]

Made an Island of poo in the bowl. You just move out so much poo it piles up into the shape of an Island?

I made one of these Sunday Morning. I woke up to the brisk sound of my own farts and was told to get the hell out of the bedroom before I was charged with gasing my wife and son to death.

I stumbled to the bathroom feeling all excited because I usually don't wake up to these fascinating expunges of Gas from my ass.

So I also moved out a small island.

I think Dung beetles are at this moment claiming it as a colony.

 

[onerepmaximum]

Congrats. I'm glad to hear that everything came out alright.

 

[Code]

Oh yeah, mine are usually nice tropical isles.

Steamy, hot & moist.

 

[Werd]

What is it with men and poopy? LOL

I can honestly say that this is one topic that women NEVER discuss.

 

[FreeballinDC]

I swear there have been days were I relieved myself of enough waste to equal my bodyweight.


Ribs, chicken, buffalo wings, steak....

 

[Code]

But as a trade off, ya'll discuss the consistancy of your menstrual fluids.

I'll take poop any day thanks

What is it with men and poopy? LOL

I can honestly say that this is one topic that women NEVER discuss.

 

[tuc biscuit]

I can honestly say that this is one topic that women NEVER discuss.

why when all of you make so much mess and noise whilst doing it?



my poops often form several different islands and what looks like the sky at night around the inside of the bowl

 

[Fragadelic]

Don't ever ever ever give me shit about cross-posting again!

 

[WODIN]

Don't ever ever ever give me shit about cross-posting again!

LMAO!!!

 

[coverguy]

You'll need a flag!

 

[Tryn2]

I feel sick now thanks.

 

[coverguy]

And possibly a national anthem!

 

[WODIN]

Good Points Coverguy!

White piece of TIP with a poop starfish Stain on it for the flag.

Green Days (Dookie)

Welcome To Paradise.

 

[Werd]

But as a trade off, ya'll discuss the consistancy of your menstrual fluids.

I'll take poop any day thanks

Consistency? I guess we might make the occasional comment if there is a considerably large clot passed (as that isn't normal unless you just gave birth really). But poopy?

BLECH! The only time women discuss poopy is in reference to their kids.


Which come to think of it is far more disgusting than discussing your OWN poops.









Carry on then!

 

[Werd]

why when all of you make so much mess and noise whilst doing it?



my poops often form several different islands and what looks like the sky at night around the inside of the bowl

WE DO NOT!!!!

 

[ChefWide]

WE DO NOT!!!!

lies.

The womens room at my place in the city was a fucking disaster area every night. I had one ecuadorian dude threaten to quit every time it was his turn to clean the bathrooms because the womens room was consistently up for SuperFund Dollars.

 

[Werd]

lies.

The womens room at my place in the city was a fucking disaster area every night. I had one ecuadorian dude threaten to quit every time it was his turn to clean the bathrooms because the womens room was consistently up for SuperFund Dollars.

OOPS BUSTED!!!

 

[WODIN]

lies.

The womens room at my place in the city was a fucking disaster area every night. I had one ecuadorian dude threaten to quit every time it was his turn to clean the bathrooms because the womens room was consistently up for SuperFund Dollars.

LMAO!!!

 

[curling]

Pooping is a funny subject that is almost never talked about especially in mixed company. Which makes it all the more fun to talk about at dinner WITH mixed company. Like don't you hate when your in hurry you finish wiping and then all of sudden you feel another dingaberry come out. Then you have to wipe again. OR worse yet is one of those real nasty craps that make you sweat and grunt and moan and you come out of the john looking like you just had some wild sex but noone else comes out behind ya?

 

[Smurfy]

this thread smells like shit.


just thought Id throw that out there.

 

[curling]

What exactly is on the poo poo platter at a chineese restaurant.

 

[Sean Scott]

Wodin!!!! you gave birth to a Liberal you of all people should have known that.