Have You Ever Had the Crabs?

[curling]

I did back in High school. Dang, they itch.

 

[jestros]

for the local variety, I like dungeness, but king are good too.

 

[hamstershaver]

you slept with slutty girls curling?

 

[curling]

you slept with slutty girls curling?

toilet seat.

 

[Y_lifter]

toilet seat.

You slept with a toilet seat ?

 

[jestros]

You slept with a toilet seat ?

Must have been her nickname.

 

[Scotsman]

What are we talking about hardshell, softshell, or Alaskan King?

They are all delicious.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[curling]

What are we talking about hardshell, softshell, or Alaskan King?

They are all delicious.

Cheers,
Scotsman

You eat those little bugs that get on your pubies?

 

[Y_lifter]

Having Crabs without ole bay just isn't right..

Do you prefer a Hammer or Pliers to deal with your crabs ?

 

[Scotsman]

You eat those little bugs that get on your pubies?

OH those crabs no haven't ever had them or eaten them thankfully.LOL

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[H_T_]

no but i do have the little comb though.....

 

[PICK3]

Yep,

In the Air Force someone had them and we did community laundry and the whole squad caught them ... no fun.

 

[curling]

Having Crabs without ole bay just isn't right..

Do you prefer a Hammer or Pliers to deal with your crabs ?

You're not going to have a weeny left if you those tools to deal with crabs.

 

[Scotsman]

Having Crabs without ole bay just isn't right..

Do you prefer a Hammer or Pliers to deal with your crabs ?

Hammer, the more destruction the better.LOL

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[broley]

Yep,

In the Air Force someone had them and we did community laundry and the whole squad caught them ... no fun.

Oh you can be sure If I ever do get them I'm using that story.

 

[broley]

I had them once.

In the Air Force someone had them and we did community laundry and the whole squad caught them ... no fun.

 

[hamstershaver]

Having Crabs without ole bay just isn't right..

is there anything thats not good on? ever put it on steamed shimp? pure heaven

 

[WODIN]

Just ewwwwwwwwwww.

 

[PICK3]

I had them once.

In the Air Force someone had them and we did community laundry and the whole squad caught them ... no fun.

dam community laundry!

The sluts in San Antonio didn't have nothing to do with it, right?

 

[marshallmadman]

toilet seat.

If you check all the pertinent web sites that contain info on this affliction, they state that catching them from a toilet seat is not possible. Perhaps you shared underwear with an afflicted individual....

 

[curling]

If you check all the pertinent web sites that contain info on this affliction, they state that catching them from a toilet seat is not possible. Perhaps you shared underwear with an afflicted individual....

They may have said but they didn't work at the same welding shop that I did. I mean the smell of those dudes almost made me puke everyday and that bathroom looked like something out of a silenced of the lamb horror movie all except instead of blood and flesh it was crap and piss everywhere with flies landing on it. Working there made me want to finish college.

 

[SoKlueles]

My friend caught the crabs from her husband altho at the time he said she got them from a toilet seat.........and she told me shaving does NOT get rid of em

 

[Griz1]

Back in the 80's we used to say "If you aint had STDs or crabs, you're either a virgin or just fuckin ugly".

Mind you that was before AIDs reared it's ugly head in the collective awareness.

 

[broley]

dam community laundry!

The sluts in San Antonio didn't have nothing to do with it, right?

Yeah! That's it. The sluts must have slipped some of thier laundry in there.
Damn it!!

fuck i itch now

 

[curling]

My friend caught the crabs from her husband altho at the time he said she got them from a toilet seat.........and she told me shaving does NOT get rid of em

IF I remember right use got a use a comb dipped in some chemicals. My pubees never looked so groomed after I got done.

 

[broley]

does shaving work?
or did someone already explain that?

 

[Gambino]

When I was in the Navy Seals our whole divison got them, community laundry

 

[jestros]

When I was in the Navy Seals our whole divison got them, community laundry

You mean community sausage rubbin'

 

[chewyxrage]

You mean community sausage rubbin'

lol

community sword fight

 

[Devastation]

i always wanted a hermit crab. a girl i knew in 3rd grade had some. i begged her to give them to me before she moved, but she didn't and she took the crabs with her

 

[Gambino]

i always wanted a hermit crab. a girl i knew in 3rd grade had some. i begged her to give them to me before she moved, but she didn't and she took the crabs with her

I had them, cute sonobitches, but i didn't have bigger shells for them. the bounced out of their old shells, and no where to go, then died

 

[Spartacus]

I hate it when football season ends

 

[wootoom]

i love crab legs