Have you ever had ebola?

[MarthaStewart]

My left armpit really itches a lot. Most workdays the right armpit really itches a lot.

I'm not a doctor, but I'm 90% certain those are certain signs of having ebola.

Anyway, anyone here had that before? If so, what sorts of things can I do to remedy it?

I have heard drinking gasolilne works, but I don't know what octane - will kerosine work?

Anyway, any help would be great for my ebola.

 

[DcupSheepNipples]

I believe it's just an allergic reaction to your Fugly reflection! Your only options are suicide, Self Barbeque or massive Plastic Surgery!

 

[MarthaStewart]

I believe it's just an allergic reaction to your Fugly reflection! Your only options are suicide, Self Barbeque or massive Plastic Surgery!

I give the same advice a lot on here.

"Self Barbeque" sounds more impressive when you refer to it as "self immolation".
Either way, that's gotta hurt.

 

[DcupSheepNipples]

I give the same advice a lot on here.

"Self Barbeque" sounds more impressive when you refer to it as "self immolation".
Either way, that's gotta hurt.

It all depends on one's pain pain threshold! Some will scream bloody murder with just one cigar burn to the face, while others will not mutter a word as their face is disfigured with a Butan Torch! That's when you move on the Psychological Methods, Family and such!

 

[Anarchist]

yea once. youd never belive how much bleeding from the eyesockets sucks.