No, no, no. You got it all wrong. You heard about the "special ops" forces that are being deployed? Yeah, well, he's all of them! They're dropping him behind enemy lines with an M-16, a BeeGee's album, and a spork. He's gonna do all the fuckers in by himself.
Getting caught up in the patriotic ferver, I've heard he's on his own personal special-ops recon mission into enemy territory to take 'inside' surveilance of all ruminants in the region....which. I may add, only he can do being fluent in both their language and mating rituals