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HappyScrappy...I need a clitoris

Nathan

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Where can I get one? I haven't decided on the size yet so what would you personally recommend? Whatever I get I want it to be fluffy and awfully pretty. Thanks.
 
planning on being a 'switch-hitter' now are you, Nathan?
 
i can get all you want , thers a friend of mine that works for a funeral home and he has actually cut one off and showed me, also with various nipples, its cool. Who gives a shit their already dead and when you see them in the casket there covered so you dont know if there,s any parts missing. Its totally awesome, the parts he shows me. There was this one clit and i really thought it was chewed up gum.
 
Nathan, are you sure it's just the clit you want, or the whole vagina?

From your recent posts, it sounds like you need the whole thing, and a lot of it.
 
alien amp pharm said:
planning on being a 'switch-hitter' now are you, Nathan?

You wish fag.
Knight69, I don't normally care for some of the stuff you post - not my cup of tea - but that last post was just fine. Just fine indeed.
 
FreeballinDC said:
Nathan, are you sure it's just the clit you want, or the whole vagina?

From your recent posts, it sounds like you need the whole thing, and a lot of it.

You really are the master of the obvious! I'm impressed.
 
You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me. Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon...with nail polish.
 
TheProject said:
You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me. Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon...with nail polish.

Can i get three by 6 o'clock?
 
TheProject said:
You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me. Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon...with nail polish.

not much of a golfer
 
Nathan said:


You really are the master of the obvious! I'm impressed.

Thanks! I saw in your sig that vaginas are your friends, and was wondering why you were only asking for a clit.

With your sig, you should be asking for the whole taco.
 
FreeballinDC said:


Thanks! I saw in your sig that vaginas are your friends, and was wondering why you were only asking for a clit.

With your sig, you should be asking for the whole taco.

Obviously the whole clam would be preferable for sexual purposes but I really just wanted a pretty clitoris and I'm gonna stop right there cause I'm creeping myself out.
 
That and a flaming penis? Just what on earth are you trying to create?
 
Obviously he's trying to create a better toaster oven.
 
HappyScrappy said:
they're everywhere. it is just a matter of grabbing.

I already see some poor woman in a well with some guy standing next to it ,saying: "It puts on the lotion or it will get the hose, yes my dear, it will get it."
 
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