Happy Scrappy

[AAP]

Did you ever settle on a scam yet?

 

[HappyScrappy]

right now I have a legit thing worked out, so will give that a shot first.

although technically I'm watching girls on MTV right now drinking cow penis smoothies... wow, never would have thought I'd be saying that.

 

[AAP]

Spread the word, how can scams be legit?

 

[HappyScrappy]

legit scams? hmm - religion? government?

oh - you mean what I said up there - I just meant that I am working on a legit company. no scam at all.

 

[AAP]

Shit.

 

[Citruscide]

Scams are legit if everyone believes them to be the greatest thing in the world.

I have a scam going now... I have an infomercial where I tell people I make 40K a month... and for them to send me 29.99 for an informational package on how I do this. For people who send me the 29.99 for the package, I tell them this : "I make 40K a month by telling people like you to send me 29.99... and you can too!"

C

 

[big4life]

Scams are legit if everyone believes them to be the greatest thing in the world.

I have a scam going now... I have an infomercial where I tell people I make 40K a month... and for them to send me 29.99 for an informational package on how I do this. For people who send me the 29.99 for the package, I tell them this : "I make 40K a month by telling people like you to send me 29.99... and you can too!"

C

I can see an early retirement in your future.

 

[HappyScrappy]

that sort of thing dominates the back of Rolling Stone - that and pseudo-porn ads. or at least that was how it was in my youth.

 

[Nathan]

Always wear a helmet in every social situation youshould be presented with. Trust me it'll pay off.