Happy Festivus!!!

[Hannibal]

It's time for the airing of the grievances...I got a lot of problems with you people, and now you are gonna hear about it.

 

[HappyScrappy]

listen george, you need to stop drinking and then coming on here whoring around.

I'm going to go to bed now, and Francis, quite frankly, I think you should too.

 

[BodhiDharma]

...its now time for the feats of strength...

 

[Hannibal]

...its now time for the feats of strength...

George, Festivus is not officially over until you pin your father.

 

[the nature boy]

I think I could be a philanthropist. a kick ass philanthropist! I would have all this money, and people would love me. Then they would come to me.. and beg! And if I felt like it, I would help them out. And then they would owe me big time! .... First thing I'm gonna need is a driver..

 

[Hannibal]

I got him Yankee's tickets! He got me a piece of paper saying "I've given your gift to someone else!"

 

[saint808]

it's a holiday for the rest of us

 

[Hannibal]

She's a two-face

 

[gymrat]

for the rest of us.

 

[gettinlarger]

She's a two-face

"Like the Batman villain?"

"... if that makes it easier ..."

 

[Hannibal]

Gwen. Gwen, wait!

Ah!...Bad lighting on the porch

 

[lil k]

many christmases ago, i went to buy a doll for my son. i reached for the last one they had, but so did another man. as I rained blows upon him, i realized there had to be another way.......

 

[the nature boy]

You make a lot of man friends. You know who's a man? Charlie here, he's a man. You know who else? Me. I'm a man.

 

[Hannibal]

Oh, damn. I've locked myself out of my office again. Oh well. I'm going home.

 

[the nature boy]

Hey, I work for Kruger Industrial Smoothing: "We don't care, and it shows."

 

[lil k]

at the festivus dinner, you gather your family around and tell them all the ways they have disappointed you over the past year

 

[Hannibal]

many christmases ago, i went to buy a doll for my son. i reached for the last one they had, but so did another man. as I rained blows upon him, i realized there had to be another way.......

That musta been some kind of doll.

 

[bigAragorn]

ITS ANOTHER FESTIVUS MIRACLE!!!!!!

 

[lil k]

That musta been some kind of doll.

the doll was destroyed.....but out of that a new holiday was born... a festivus for the rest of us!

 

[bigAragorn]

Kruger: "Dr. Van Norstrum...."

Kramer is a little startled.....: " Yeah, thats right"

 

[madbomber31]

you fucking people remember lines like mad!!!

not that there is anything wrong with that.

 

[Hannibal]

Protect Festivus! Hey, no bagels, no bagels, no bagels, no bagels.....

 

[tripleV]

No. Instead, there's a pole. Requires no decoration. I find tinsel distracting."
"Frank, this new holiday of yours is scratching me right where I itch."

 

[tripleV]

"Like the Batman villain?"

"... if that makes it easier ..."

"So if I ask her out again, I don't know who's showing up -- the good, the bad, or the ugly."

 

[the nature boy]

Welcome, new comers. The tradition of Festivus begins with the airing of grievances. I got a lot of problems with you people! And now you're gonna hear about it! You, Kruger. My son tells me your company stinks!

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Quiet, you'll get yours in a minute. Kruger, you couldn't smooth a silk sheet if you had a hot date with a babe.. I lost my train of thought.

 

[Hannibal]

Quiet, you'll get yours in a minute. Kruger, you couldn't smooth a silk sheet if you had a hot date with a babe.. I lost my train of thought.

Frank, no offence, but this holiday is a little...out there.