Oh for god's sake mommy it's not my b'day today, you should know that! I was just trying to get some free Karma! Anyhoo, just came home from watching X-Men two and it was the shnizzybomb!
No dude, it's not really my b'day, I was just trying get some karma! But speaking of diapers, I was visiting my mom at the hospital a few weeks ago and when I was leaving I felt a dump coming on. I thought no problem, I can make it back to my apartment in 5 minutes, unfortunately the pressure mounted and I thought I was going to pass out. Sweat was rolling down my face and I could feel the poo seeping out. Anyhoo, I got back to my apt. and walked in with my butt clenched went straight to the bathroom and released all that pressure. Needless to say it went flying all over the place. My sweatpants and my underronies had poo on them, funny thing is I didn't wash them for two weeks! Has this ever happened to you? So anyway I've decided to wear diapers beneath my undies regardless so I can take a dump anytime and also they make my but look bigger than it is!