HANSEL said:lol, Its Hansel from Zoolander who defines my internet persona, he is walking the runway in my avatar that defines my internet persona. He is played by Owen C. Wilson in the movie.
HANSEL said:Check out "BottleRocket" Owen wrote and directed it, its funny as hell.
MFMan said:Its funny I was looking at Hansels avatar for weeks thinking it looks familiar. And then yesterday I looked real closely and it dawned on me. Yep, figured it out for myself and realized it was Owen Wilson.
"I am juss reaaalllly reallly gud luuking"gymrat said:"i am redicuolsy good looking"
gymrat said:"i am redicuolsy good looking"
Sundance said:
I guess that damn spell checker is still broken, huh?![]()
gmanlax7 said:karmical threadical
PatsFan34 said:Bro, did you take notes to remember all that shit. You scare me sometimes!!!
Skid Row rocks!!!
gymrat said:
LOl those are awesome. I forgot most of those untill now.
Any more?
HANSEL said:
So many great quotes, but my favorite is still.....
HANSEL on Hansel
I hear alot of words like beauty, handsomeness, incredibly chiseled features. To me that's a kind of vanity, a sort of self-absorption, that I try to steer clear of.
I dig the bungee. That's how I live my life. I grip it, and I rip it.
I wasn't like every other kid, you know, who dreams about being an astronaut. I was always more interested in what bark was made out of on a tree.
Richard Gere's a real hero of mine. Sting. Sting is another person who's a hero. The music that he's made over the years, I don't really listen to it. But the fact that he's making it, I respect that.
I care desperately about what I do. Do I know what product I'm selling? No. Do I know what I'm doing today? No. But I'm here, and I'm gonna give it my best shot.
gymrat said:
LOl those are awesome. I forgot most of those untill now.
Any more?
HANSEL said:
I have far too many
Hansel on extreme sports
So I'm rapelling down Mount Vesuvias, when suddenly I slip. And I start to fall. I mean I'm about to die. Just falling. AHHH. AHHH. I'll never forget the terror. When suddenly I remember, 'Holy. Hansel, haven't you been smoking peyote for six straight days? And couldn't some of this maybe be in your mind?'
And?
It was. I was totally fine. I've never even been to Mount Vesuvias.
gymrat said:On a more serious note. What is up with Owen's nose?
Looks like he snorted one line too many lol.
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