Hansel on Hansel

[HANSEL]

I hear alot of words like beauty, handsomeness, incredibly chiseled features. To me that's a kind of vanity, a sort of self-absorption, that I try to steer clear of.

I dig the bungee. That's how I live my life. I grip it, and I rip it.

I wasn't like every other kid, you know, who dreams about being an astronaut. I was always more interested in what bark was made out of on a tree.

Richard Gere's a real hero of mine. Sting. Sting is another person who's a hero. The music that he's made over the years, I don't really listen to it. But the fact that he's making it, I respect that.

I care desperately about what I do. Do I know what product I'm selling? No. Do I know what I'm doing today? No. But I'm here, and I'm gonna give it my best shot.

 

[AustinTX]

In case you're wondering, bark is made of..... bark.

 

[Mad4Iron]

No offence Dude but you sound like you have no clue.

Sting sucks ass since the Police broke and I won't even touch Gere,nor would anyone who is hetero.

Mad

 

[HANSEL]

LOL, this is a quote from Hansel in Zoolander. I just thought it was hilarious and wanted to see if anybody else knew what it was.

 

[Pink Space Biscuit]

LOL, this is a quote from Hansel in Zoolander. I just thought it was hilarious and wanted to see if anybody else knew what it was.

I love Hansel in zoolander, he makes the entire movie.

 

[argent]

That movie was not all that great. Thats no excuse though, I should have known the quote.

 

[the nature boy]

Hansel is soooo hot right now.

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

Yeah, that movie opened up Owen Wilson's career I think.
I laughed my ass off over that quote when I first heard it, and played it over and over.

Pink Space Biscuit, where do you get your avatars from?

 

[casavant]

I hear alot of words like beauty, handsomeness, incredibly chiseled features. To me that's a kind of vanity, a sort of self-absorption, that I try to steer clear of.

I dig the bungee. That's how I live my life. I grip it, and I rip it.

I wasn't like every other kid, you know, who dreams about being an astronaut. I was always more interested in what bark was made out of on a tree.

Richard Gere's a real hero of mine. Sting. Sting is another person who's a hero. The music that he's made over the years, I don't really listen to it. But the fact that he's making it, I respect that.

I care desperately about what I do. Do I know what product I'm selling? No. Do I know what I'm doing today? No. But I'm here, and I'm gonna give it my best shot.

Sometimes when I'm feeling really frisky and I have a fully engorged erection, I like to stand in front of the mirror with my hands on my hips, my pelvis thrust forward, and my shoulders slumped back- like one of those dudes in the pornos when they're getting a blowjob- and check out my profile.

 

[HANSEL]

Hansel on the Scooter was awesome.
HHHAAAANNNNSSSEEEELLLLLL

 

[rushx79]

the gasoline fight was priceless.