Haircut Thread

[Fragadelic]

I got a haircut this AM before work - #2 on the sides and back. A certain female staffer just walked by and tried to grab a handful and said, "WTF!? How's anyone supposed to grab onto this!?"

Did I fuck up?

 

[jh1]

You should have whipped out something she could 'grab on to'...

Fair game... she touched you first... slut.

 

[Turd Ferguson]

I get #1 high and tight, and finger lenght on the top with a little bit longer in the front. Speaking of which, I need a haircut...

 

[Fragadelic]

I get #1 high and tight, and finger lenght on the top with a little bit longer in the front. Speaking of which, I need a haircut...

Don't come to my office with that shit

 

[Becoming]

I got a haircut this AM before work - #2 on the sides and back. A certain female staffer just walked by and tried to grab a handful and said, "WTF!? How's anyone supposed to grab onto this!?"

Did I fuck up?

I get the same cut dude.... (#2 on the sides and back), too hot in the summer to go longer...

she is prolly some band groupie that nails smelly longhaired hippies, you don't want that dirty snatch anyways....

next time say something smart like, "that is funny - no one was talking to you...... besides, the only thing I want to hear out of your mouth is the sound of my nuts slapping on the back of your throat..."

tell me how it goes....

 

[string_bean00]

I also get that same cut usually. It's the shit.

 

[gonelifting]

Tell her to "rub it" dont grab.

 

[big4life]

I get the same haircut everytime, but it's not that short. I'm going today for one at 3:30.

 

[sweed]

tell her if she can't grab onto your hair... have her put hers into pigtails for some handlebars. Just got my haircut yesterday by my brother.. ahh free haircuts

 

[Mr. dB]

I got mine done with a #2 -- on top. #0.25 on the sides and back. I told my barber "think suede."

 

[SoreArms]

I'm letting my hair grow out a bit, so right now I get the 3 on the sides and back, the top is at the length where it's too long to look buzzed and too short to comb, so it just spikes. I'm also sporting some long burns.

 

[superqt4u2nv]

haircut thread here too LOL

 

[Fragadelic]

haircut thread here too LOL

Just couldn't wait for me, could ya?

 

[perkele]

Just couldn't wait for me, could ya?

How in the fuck could you not grab onto this.....

OMG!

 

[Fragadelic]

LMAO

You must spread some Karma around before giving it to perkele again.

 

[perkele]

LMAO

You must spread some Karma around before giving it to perkele again.

Weren't you in Terminator 2?

 

[Fragadelic]

Weren't you in Terminator 2?

I could have been but see I hallucinate a lot so it's hard for me to distinguish between reality and what I like to call my 'happyland'.

 

[Daisy_Girl]

I could have been but see I hallucinate a lot so it's hard for me to distinguish between reality and what I like to call my 'happyland'.

lol

 

[slickdadd]

My hair's all not short and crap. Hasn't been for some time. I'm not sporting a mull or an 80s style pony tail though, don't fret.

 

[Fragadelic]

My hair's all not short and crap. Hasn't been for some time. I'm not sporting a mull or an 80s style pony tail though, don't fret.

Bro you look just like Rick Moranis

 

[slickdadd]

Bro you look just like Rick Moranis

Exactly. The Ladies Love Ricky. I'm all "Honey, I Blew up My Genitalia." Putty in my hands. Putty in my freakin hands.

 

[PIGEON-RAT]

i haven't gotten my hair cut since like february. i need to work on that.

 

[Fragadelic]

i haven't gotten my hair cut since like february. i need to work on that.

You're a pigeon - you have feathers - WTF!?