haiku ode to supersizeme

[smallmovesal]

We packed up our room

blows Earth into tiny bits

note to self: buy soap

 

[smallmovesal]

TV car salesman,

board of health ignores them all

maybe I should bathe

 

[smallmovesal]

Elvis had a dad

I'm a doctor, not a clock

Welcome, Mothership!

 

[SofaGeorge]

Elvis had a dad

I'm a doctor, not a clock

Welcome, Mothership!

She wrote poetry

Simple words on a computer

Their meaning - her soul

 

[Hannibal]

Hello I am Smalls

Twelve Thousand posts in two weeks

I have lots of time

 

[supersizeme]

New sign on my lawn
Who has gone and put it there?
"Dead Nigga storage"

 

[HappyScrappy]

rectum rectum yeah
that is my rectum jackass
rectum rectum yeah

I should totally be a poet.

 

[Hannibal]

New sign on my lawn
Who has gone and put it there?
"Dead Nigga storage"

Which wallet is it
It says Bad Mutha Fucker
You keep the money

 

[smallmovesal]

Hello I am Smalls

Twelve Thousand posts in two weeks

I have lots of time

you are mean

 

[smallmovesal]

Orange and creamy

jump on each other and scream

that's through the rib cage



Man with lobster hands

But the voices in my head

She hopes no one knows.


bathed in melted cheese

Who wants your body fluids?

Eat the fat guy next


As I try to sleep

Feel the vibe flow, funkatize

And my name's Larry


I am a blue fox

the bastard stole my wallet.

grease up her buttocks


..."turn me on dead man"

filling their cheeks with peanuts

A face full of sand


If it wasn't you,

Perhaps it was the odor

And disturb my sleep

 

[Y_lifter]

Hey smalls one question
What's that thing on your shoulder
In your Avatar

 

[Hannibal]

you are mean

feel sorry for you?
you can cram it with walnuts
I was just joking

 

[smallmovesal]

Hey smalls one question
What's that thing on your shoulder
In your Avatar

y-lifter no prob
that is my camera there
right on my shoulder

 

[smallmovesal]

feel sorry for you?
you can cram it with walnuts
I was just joking

i should have known that
except today i am dizzy
forgot to take pill

 

[Y_lifter]

Those Delts are so big
For a chica that is tiny
keep your ass warm eh

 

[TheProject]

you are mean

mean is Hannibal
but wisdom he has also
quoted from Louie

 

[HappyScrappy]

I like to have sex
sometimes with a real woman
but a goat will do

 

[Hannibal]

mean is Hannibal
but wisdom he has also
quoted from Louie

I know where you lift
Number four is catching up
Better not look back

 

[TheProject]

I know where you lift
Number four is catching up
Better not look back

Bring it on sparky
The top is a lonely place
Can only go down

 

[HappyScrappy]

nice tits, bend over bitch
I've got something flaccid here
now time for the frappe

 

[smallmovesal]

Those Delts are so big
For a chica that is tiny
keep your ass warm eh

my underwire hurts
i need to buy a new bra
i'm bigger around

 

[Hannibal]

Bring it on sparky
The top is a lonely place
Can only go down

Never you worry
A height you will never reach
Need binoculars?

 

[Y_lifter]

This web site it creeps
one minute fast then slow
feed the gerbils please

 

[TheProject]

Never you worry
A height you will never reach
Need binoculars?

Great ego you have
you have earned your position
Let's hope you don't fall

 

[Hannibal]

Great ego you have
you have earned your position
Let's hope you don't fall

There's no ego here
A humble man will you find
We work as a team

 

[Prometheus]

oh no woe is me
did I really waste this time
reading this nonsense

 

[TheProject]

There's no ego here
A humble man will you find
We work as a team

Primus is playing
Shut the fuck up and move weight
A PR awaits

 

[satanic goatslayer]

Well, oh me oh my
Blood is gushing from your eye
It is time to die

 

[Hannibal]

Primus is playing
Shut the fuck up and move weight
A PR awaits

Strength level aside
A PR is a PR
Exceed your limits

 

[Y_lifter]

Deadlines like Scrappy's
are missed like the periods
of breeding young skank

 

[TheProject]

Multiple haikus
only ten thousand more posts
and smalls I will be

 

[HappyScrappy]

Deadlines like Scrappy's
are missed like the periods
of breeding young skank

work so much I did
then they changed what was due
no matter, still paid

 

[TheProject]

Thunderstorms outside
Multiple systems reboot
fucking piece of shit

 

[Hannibal]

mean is Hannibal
but wisdom he has also
quoted from Louie

This isn't WESTSIDE
Louie doesn't write Haikus
Where's the video?

 

[TheProject]

This isn't WESTSIDE
Louie doesn't write Haikus
Where's the video?

I have a problem
What is that god-awful smell?
Where's the video?

 

[OMEGA]

mean is Hannibal
but wisdom he has also
quoted from Louie

Yoda you sound like
Blow my cockerel
hello

 

[TheProject]

Yoda you sound like
Blow my cockerel
hello

That is a good point
Sounding like Yoda am I
Judge me by my size?

 

[Hannibal]

That is a good point
Sounding like Yoda am I
Judge me by my size?

Move weight with your mind
Powerful Jedi mind trick
Yes...help you I will

 

[OMEGA]

That is a good point
Sounding like Yoda am I
Judge me by my size?

good point is it

smart are you

and likeable

I do not judge

now to gym I go

big muscles I want

 

[smallmovesal]

Yoda you sound like
Blow my cockerel
hello

that is not haiku
it is five-seven-five
syllables each line

 

[TheProject]

Skid Row said it best
"Is it all just wasted time?"
Long live the hair bands.

 

[Hannibal]

Skid Row said it best
"Is it all just wasted time?"
Long live the hair bands.

That was SUPER WEAK!
This one time I saw two guys
Kissing in the park...

 

[the nature boy]

ok I hate to break the haiku vibe here but this maybe one of the greatest threads I've ever read. Not including the mullet haikus.

 

[Lao Tzu]

nice tits, bend over bitch
I've got something flaccid here
now time for the frappe

six are in first line
i guess that you cannot count
i pity your mom



A man was just here
selling bibles and the truth
I like to eat cheese

that is not mine sir
that dealer gave it to me
drugs are bad, m'kay?

Detergent is cool
and soap is a real pleasure
please don't kill my dog

 

[smallmovesal]

for dread lady

dismember dread lord
put in blender to send with
nsync into space

 

[Lao Tzu]

come on, nsync's cool
lyrics galore, good beat, great band
but should i kill them?

vaseline smells bad
i use scented hand cream now
now i smell real good

 

[TheProject]

Which wallet is it
It says Bad Mutha Fucker
You keep the money

You feel that sting, boy?
That is pride, fucking with you.
Fuck pride, said the man.

 

[the nature boy]

the date went badly
I groped, she screamed, off I went
it's time for self love

 

[the nature boy]

bordem can be bad
I stick things in my bad place
its hospital time

 

[the nature boy]

pizza guys get laid
in all the pornos I watch
time for a new job

 

[TheProject]

bordem can be bad
I stick things in my bad place
its hospital time

glass in my pee-hole
good god, that is quite painful
hope they get it out

 

[TheProject]

Many thanks to smalls
Who knew that silly haikus
could be this much fun

 

[the nature boy]

didn't know what those
sores were, she was hot and young
time to get checked out

 

[the nature boy]

boy she sure was fine
adams apple not noticed
must tell wife I'm gay

 

[Hannibal]

You feel that sting, boy?
That is pride, fucking with you.
Fuck pride, said the man.

Touchin his wife's feet
The Holiest of Holy's
Aint the same ballpark

 

[Lao Tzu]

the date went badly
I groped, she screamed, off I went
it's time for self love

stupid megans law
now i cannot get a date
stupid megans law

 

[TheProject]

Touchin his wife's feet
The Holiest of Holy's
Aint the same ballpark

Vince and Jules, upstairs
check out the big brain on Brad
should have brought shotguns

 

[Hannibal]

Vince and Jules, upstairs
check out the big brain on Brad
should have brought shotguns

Kahuna Burger?
This is a tastey burger
Vincent, wanna bite?

 

[TheProject]

Kahuna Burger?
This is a tastey burger
Vincent, wanna bite?

blew Marvin's face off
have no friends in the valley
Jules must call Jimmie

 

[Hannibal]

blew Marvin's face off
have no friends in the valley
Jules must call Jimmie

Oh you were finished
Well allow me to retort
What country you from?

 

[TheProject]

Oh you were finished
Well allow me to retort
What country you from?

speak English in what?
one more time, motherfucker
I double dare you

 

[Newbie2building]

i cant get away
these boards are too addicting
glued to my keyboard

 

[TheProject]

Rockin' like Dokken
Hair metal kicks much ass
bang bang, what's that sound

 

[Newbie2building]

Rockin' like Dokken
Hair metal kicks much ass bang bang, what's that sound

that remids me of that lame song by puddle of mudd--click click bang bang

you are mr 80s rock arent you??

 

[TheProject]

that remids me of that lame song by puddle of mudd--click click bang bang

you are mr 80s rock arent you??

you mean Saliva?
they have a song, "Click Click Boom"
80's rock I know

 

[§äñît¥ Pôí§ðñ]

for dread lady

dismember dread lord
put in blender to send with
nsync into space

haha, thanks

i would join in , but really, i'm just not talented enough

 

[the nature boy]

tried giving myself
head, but didn't limber up
extreme pain ensued

 

[TheProject]

tried giving myself
head, but didn't limber up
extreme pain ensued

Hm, the full Ronty
is a tricky maneuver
not for amateurs.

 

[§äñît¥ Pôí§ðñ]

I JUST CANT DO IT!!!!!

 

[Warik]

My penis is big
Much bigger than yours, buddy
Small pipi - I laugh

 

[Hannibal]

speak English in what?
one more time, motherfucker
I double dare you

It's Jackrabbit Slim's
Wax Museum with a pulse
A five dollar shake???

 

[TheProject]

It's Jackrabbit Slim's
Wax Museum with a pulse
A five dollar shake???

She has overdosed;
I have to stab her 3 times?
adrenaline rush

 

[Lao Tzu]

Trailer parks aren't bad
one ten a month, can't be beat
Ted Nugent is God

my modem is slow
because i live in a van
down by the river

 

[Newbie2building]

you mean Saliva?
they have a song, "Click Click Boom"
80's rock I know

the project is right
saliva are the lame-os
i guess i am too

 

[OMEGA]

come on, nsync's cool
lyrics galore, good beat, great band
but should i kill them?

that was nice!!!!

 

[the nature boy]

britney spears is on
laughed so hard, shit myself, Ooops
I did it again

 

[the nature boy]

I sooooo hate Gap ads,
I get so mad, to the mall
with shotgun I go

 

[Hannibal]

She has overdosed;
I have to stab her 3 times?
adrenaline rush

Hello little man
Your dad shoved this up his ass
This watch is for you

 

[TheProject]

Sammy Hagar rocks
who really needs David Lee?
ah, might as well jump.

 

[§äñît¥ Pôí§ðñ]

britney spears is on
laughed so hard, shit myself, Ooops
I did it again

AAAHH!! lol

 

[HappyScrappy]

picking shoulder zits
I sit here after the bar
laughing my ass off

nature boy rocks on
the smell of shit is so strong
I am overcome

my recent idea
is so wicked pissa cool
can bring the site down

only boxers on
I now leave to hack the site
suck on these balls bitch

 

[TheProject]

Winger also rocks
love their Purple Haze remake
better than Hendrix

 

[TheProject]

Off to bed I go.
Sleep is quite necessary
Speed squats tomorrow.

 

[Hannibal]

She has overdosed;
I have to stab her 3 times?
adrenaline rush

Who's motorcycle?
This is a chopper baby
It's Zed's, Zed is dead

 

[the nature boy]

project and HS
cool but both have a secret
a love they both share

 

[the nature boy]

yellow in the front
brown in the back, welcome to
frackals boxer shorts

 

[WODIN]

peanut butter Jelly
Covered Nuts run outside
Baseball bat n hat

 

[TheProject]

project and HS
cool but both have a secret
a love they both share

HS is my god
His great knowledge astounds me
great power is his

 

[Y_lifter]

Raven Hair she had
A sport bra and satin shorts
Cardio went quick


Friendly is the staff
hot college girls my gym hires
my wife stopped by, busted

 

[HappyScrappy]

scour Earth I will
that motherfucker must die
pop caps in his ass

 

[Y_lifter]

Avatars of Butts
Round or Firm, real Tan or White
My Jeans feel so tight

 

[Y_lifter]

T-Back in Firm Cheeks
Does she even realize
How it effects me?

 

[the nature boy]

Be cool honey-bunny
YOU TELL THAT BITCH TO BE COOL
Cool like fonzie

do you like her? The
one with the shit on her face?
hey man that's my wife

 

[HappyScrappy]

do you like her? The
one with the shit on her face?
hey man that's my wife

FUUUUCK!!! that was nearly exactly what I was thinking of!!

 

[the nature boy]

fist fight leads to anal
rape, Butch fucks their shit up bad
time to get midevil

 

[TheProject]

do you like her? The
one with the shit on her face?
hey man that's my wife

What kind of dickless
fuck keys an automobile
He deserves to die

 

[the nature boy]

FUUUUCK!!! that was nearly exactly what I was thinking of!!

fucked up minds think alike my friend.

 

[smallmovesal]

OMG nature boy arrested!

pants around ankles
he likes to hump the fat sheep
for shame, nature boy

 

[the nature boy]

Re: OMG nature boy arrested!

pants around ankles
he likes to hump the fat sheep
for shame, nature boy

hahahahha...... hey wait.

 

[TheProject]

FUUUUCK!!! that was nearly exactly what I was thinking of!!

Get with the program
posts must be five seven five
otherwise, you suck