Haha, check out this email I got

[UA_Iron]

pornographic movie is being shot and is intended to
show up in America soon, which shows Jesus and his
disciples as homosexuals! The same way as a play
that has been in the theater halls for a while. It's
called Corpus Christi" which means "The Body of
Christ". It is a revolting joke of our Lord. But we
can make a difference, that's why I'm sending this
e-mail to all of you. Could you, please, add your name
to this e-mail's list's end? If you do so, together we
may be able to ban this movie from being shown in
America. Apparently, some regions from Europe have
banned the movie already. All we need is a lot of
signatures!

Remember, Jesus said: "That who deny Me before men, I
will also deny Him before my Father which is in
heaven."

Please, do not simply forward!!! Please, select all
text, copy this message (CTRL+C), paste (CTRL+V) in a
new message and then add your name at the end of the
list, plus send to all your contacts. When the
signatures get to 500 names (who is list's 500),
please send them to: [email protected]



And then start it all over again...... IF WE WORK
TOGETHER WE CAN MAKE IT!!!! Thanks!

 

[chewyxrage]

I'm all for some biblical gay porn. Whatever pisses off the bible thumpers

 

[EnderJE]

It would be better if Jesus was played by a chinese guy.

 

[UA_Iron]

It would be better if Jesus was played by a chinese guy.

...or a black guy
haha

 

[chefbone]

...or a black guy
haha

Or a Jew!!!!

 

[UA_Iron]

Or a Jew!!!!

jesus was a jew!

 

[silverfish]

Or a Jewish african woman. That'd raise a few eyebrows.

 

[UA_Iron]

Or a Jewish african woman. That'd raise a few eyebrows.

if there was someone we could pick who would offend every whiney group possible then that would be way cool

 

[silverfish]

if there was someone we could pick who would offend every whiney group possible then that would be way cool

Then make her a republican and skinny, that about covers it.

 

[EnderJE]

Then make her a republican and skinny, that about covers it.

And a lez...

 

[UA_Iron]

some of the midgets should be nazis.

...you guys realize we're constructing the plot to a masterpiece of a film.

 

[silverfish]

And a lez...

Don't forget, she drives a big SUV and hunts. Not to mention that she reads Harry Potter and uses steroids.

 

[1_more_rep]

damn man...i understand that gays want their equal rights, etc. and to be accepted. But they go too damn far sometimes...making random stupid claims like Jesus/disciples were gay, this isn't the first time they've made incredibly "OUT THERE" comments claiming religious people were actually gay, etc. - not remembering them all but i have heard of them before. Starts to bug after a while.