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IronKop77

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Okay I just need to vent for a second on the utter stupidity of some ppl. (this is just 1 in particular that managed to piss me off today and then give me a chuckle later on.)

Im in the gym the other day doing some heavy DB curls with 65 lb dumbells and this kid (Actually another college student that I see and try to dodge in the gym daily) comes up to me and tells me that Im doing them wrong. To grow I need to static hold one hand while I curl the other one. He said he read this in FLEX and it really works!! (mind you hes a buck 50 and cant curl a 30 with poor form) So I put my headphones back on and try to ignore him.

Midway thru another set he taps me on my shoulder to ask for a spot. So I finish off my set and go to the bench he is on. He has 205 on the bar. I give him a lift and 1 rep and stuck so I pull it off his chest and he tells me he has a few more. Well a few turned out to be 8 more and the last 3 was a complete bent row from my perspective. He gets up and says man Im tight what a great set. (Now who knows how to lift?)

So later on he comes up to me bragging about his friend who is signed with etc etc and he is going to win this show and that. He tells me how he can get the best steroids in the world! the real deal! And he just bought some and so should I because he has really great prices and its that human stuff from europe its even in oil and he has needles that you use and on and on and on. So I tell him to find out what it is. He tells me that he just bought a 10 week cycle and he'll look on the bottle when he gets home. But its going to get him really ripped his friend said. So the next day he sees me in the gym and he runs up to me and tells me it says sust 250 on it. Then he goes on to ask if he will get ripped and what was in it. Now the kicker is guess what he paid for these 10 amps of sust. 1000 you read it 1000 thats 100 dollars an amp. And he thinks he got himself a deal! Becasue his friend gets this stuff from some pro he trains with real cheap.

Sorry for the long post I just neded to vent and thought maybe someone here could use a laugh.
 
I had an old buddy of mine's cousin ask me about gear, and whether or not paying $60 an amp for Sust 250 was reasonable... I couldn't even keep a straight face long enough to tell him he got hosed!

He's like "there's this Polish guy at the gym, sells me this stuff and he says it's a good rate..." and on and on and ON...

Greatest part is, bro's like a buck twenty, looks like he's dying of some kind of eating disorder, and he thinks he's the shit. Seriously.

Makes you want to laugh, cry, and vomit all at the same time...

-M
 
Oh - almost forgot...

Just to fuck with the little prick, I told him that I had a guy who was a better source than this Polish dude. Of course he was interested, so I really strung him along, quoting prices and details, manufacturers, dosages, etc.

I told him that the source was a big Swedish guy named 'Tren', and that he should go into HardCore (one of the gyms he said he worked out at... sadly, it's called HardCore but it's filled with pussies and wannabes like this little shit) and ask around for the guy by name.

I still get a kick out of imagining him walking into the gym, going to some big guy and saying "hey - I'm looking for Tren. Seen him lately?"

Whatever he got, would serve him right.
-M
 
I always like to hear these stories, they give me a little smile because I can relate someone to each of them. Right now in my gym we have this 45 year old beast she looks to be about a quarter ton. Her gut nearly hangs to the floor, I shit you not. She is always correcting people on the proper form and giving nutrition advice. She approached me once, for some reason she now keeps her distance.:)
 
liftsiron said:
I always like to hear these stories, they give me a little smile because I can relate someone to each of them. Right now in my gym we have this 45 year old beast she looks to be about a quarter ton. Her gut nearly hangs to the floor, I shit you not. She is always correcting people on the proper form and giving nutrition advice. She approached me once, for some reason she now keeps her distance.:)


:FRlol: :FRlol: :FRlol: There's one in every gym?
 
O.K. I couldn't resist. I had to revisit my funniest/stupidest gym story. I copied and pasted it from an old thread so I wouldn't have to re-type it but I still laugh at loud every time I think of this.


These 2 guys always train together. They both thought they were some kind of chick magnet hammers when in reality they couldnt get laid in a whore house. Anyway, they come dressed in kinda spandex bicycle shorts and BIG loop muscle shirts where you see everything. They are both about 6 foot tall and weigh about 170. Well one day one of the guys was trying to MACK on this girl at the gym. He is acting all nonchalant while he's talking to her and lays down on the flat bench to do some bench press. His partner/spotter slaps a 45 and 25 on each side. The guy on the bench is struggling at rep 5 when his spotter who is standing over him rips a juicy fart. The guy on the bench now has the full weight of the bar on his chest and can't get it off. His partner is laughing so hard, he can't get it off. Finally he pushes the bar off to the side where it comes crashing to the floor and he falls off the bench. He gets to his knees and starts vomiting. It was fuckin awesome.
 
liftsiron said:
I always like to hear these stories, they give me a little smile because I can relate someone to each of them. Right now in my gym we have this 45 year old beast she looks to be about a quarter ton. Her gut nearly hangs to the floor, I shit you not. She is always correcting people on the proper form and giving nutrition advice. She approached me once, for some reason she now keeps her distance.:)

Ahhh, we had such a women in our former gym. The so called nutritional expert working for the gym, and she had those huge wings flapping under her triceps. She didn't even bother to cover that shit up.
 
Sigmund Roid said:


Ahhh, we had such a women in our former gym. The so called nutritional expert working for the gym, and she had those huge wings flapping under her triceps. She didn't even bother to cover that shit up.


:sick: gross
 
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