Guys, bros.....

[H_T_]

when's the last time you got slapped? by a girl? i mean like in front of a crowd of people? i mean slapped hard...

 

[caligirl]

yesterday

 

[T-Matt]

at a bar in downtown st. pete during first friday of january.. pretty phukkin embarassing..

girl: "So... umm..*twirling hair* WOW, your shirt is REAALLY nice
me: "Umm.. fyi cheesy pick up lines do NOT work on me.. I prefer to be showered withnice dinners, expensive gifts, and exotic vacations"
girl: *blank stare*
me: ...... you know..*in a real sarcastic voice* I like to be treated like the king I am.....
gir:l *SMACK* "OH MY GOD YOU ARE SUCH A CONCEITED ASSHOLE! WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?"
me: *sly smirk* (to another girl) So, you have this amazing aura about you.. haha, ok, j/p about the last remark

ok, not so much and it worked and i scored.. lol

 

[H_T_]

they could have made a compilation of the slaps and tossed drinks i've suffered. i had to fire a lot of dancers, they never took it well.

 

[Spartacus]

can't remember
not in public
they wouldn't risk their standing

you know the boundaries and can see in their face when they want to cross
they cry instead

 

[T-Matt]

they could have made a compilation of the slaps and tossed drinks i've suffered. i had to fire a lot of dancers, they never took it well.

What? You mean they're not all rolling on x and want to give you a good bye hug and kiss and do a final shot with you and baby sit your kid for free next weekend and massage your traps and blow in your ear and talk to you about what inspires you to be such a successful businessman?

haha, how do you fire them? "Hey you.. yeah.. you.. your dancing days are over, go grow some hips and tits and call me, k?"

 

[Spartacus]

my xwife socked me pretty good in the eye once
good shot I saw blue flashes
I was "shannon I have to work a funeral tomorrow I can't have black eye"
she cried and cried
I wish I had followed her lead

 

[H_T_]

What? You mean they're not all rolling on x and want to give you a good bye hug and kiss and do a final shot with you and baby sit your kid for free next weekend and massage your traps and blow in your ear and talk to you about what inspires you to be such a successful businessman?

haha, how do you fire them? "Hey you.. yeah.. you.. your dancing days are over, go grow some hips and tits and call me, k?"

"hey, Mercedes, Lexus, Veronica, Starr, Nikki, Montana, etc., whoever, you should be more discreet when flashing your poon and ask for more than 5 dollars, too. now pack those hefties & gtf out. before i throw you out. -xoxo, HT....."

 

[Spartacus]

go get laid humanT

 

[Spartacus]

wait til tomorrow if you have to

 

[stilleto]

low class

 

[Gymgurl]

He must have been turned down last night by a stripper....