guys, AAP has some weird phobias...

[stilleto]

".... but I have extreme phobic reactions at the continuous barking of a dog. It all started about five years ago, when a family across the road bought a puppy. After hearing a particularly long period of barking a couple of days later, I looked out the window and saw the dog at their french windows, clearly wanting to go in - and the owners just standing there with the door shut, looking through the glass teasing it, refusing to open the door. The dog was still barking over 2 hours later!! Well to cut a *very* long story short, from that day onwards for the next 3 years, that dog barked from 6.30 in the morning until 11 or 12 at night - with the occasional 5 minute interval here and there. I had a breakdown because of this a couple of years ago. I was quite literally living in earplugs, I couldn't answer the phone or the door as I was terrified of taking them out and hearing 'that' sound, I had to watch tv with headphones, I became a complete recluse, as I just didn't have anything inside me, I couldn't cope with people. I couldn't cope with anything. If it hadn't have happened to me, I wouldn't have believed one dog could destroy someone's life to such an extent. "

 

[gotmilk]

dog barking and flip-flops

 

[stilleto]

he's also afraid of hour glasses and brow wrinkles.

 

[AAP]

My worst meltdown ever was over the coworker that coughed all the time.

I wanted to kill myself but I have to wait until next Friday when my insurance pays for the meds again. Or I will just take a hammer and smash my arms and feet and go lay down in the snow to die.

 

[stilleto]

i tend to fantasize a lot. typically about getting revenge on people who i feel wronged me (sometimes very morbid and dark), or fantasies about global domination, or being a god, etc.

 

[chris302001]

i tend to fantasize a lot. typically about getting revenge on people who i feel wronged me (sometimes very morbid and dark), or fantasies about global domination, or being a god, etc.

If u take over the world can I have zimbabwe?


Kthnxbye

 

[stilleto]

If u take over the world can I have zimbabwe?


Kthnxbye

is that the country where they revere women with big butts?

I'm there dude.

 

[chris302001]

is that the country where they revere women with big butts?

I'm there dude.

Oh it will be

 

[AAP]

God talks to me through the microwave. He tells me that I only understand the evilness of deodorant that is labeled All Natural. I fear the big toe that peeks out of my cubicle workers shoe.

 

[chris302001]

i tend to fantasize a lot. typically about getting revenge on people who i feel wronged me (sometimes very morbid and dark), or fantasies about global domination, or being a god, etc.

"Can we get rid of all the mexicans?" (Mr. Garrison voice)

 

[stilleto]

I remember one time, I honked at the guy in front of me because he was trying to make a left turn when it wasn't allowed. He gave me the middle finger and made his left. I decided to make the left and got next to him. They were throwing gang signs and cussing me out. I got the last laugh though. Three people went to the hospital that day.

 

[ricco561]

God talks to me through the microwave. He tells me that I only understand the evilness of deodorant that is labeled All Natural. I fear the big toe that peeks out of my cubicle workers shoe.

My microwave talks to me through God.

 

[SouthernLord]

God talks to me through the microwave. He tells me that I only understand the evilness of deodorant that is labeled All Natural. I fear the big toe that peeks out of my cubicle workers shoe.

I've been to two world fairs and three buzzard fucks and I ain't never seen no shit like this.

 

[gotmilk]

He's clearly not scared of Saturn-driving Mo's wearing assless chaps.