Guy caught on camera pissing in the coffee pot at work.

[biteme]

Anyone remember reading about this a few years back. He didn't like some of his co-workers so he was pissing in the coffee pot every morning. What would you have done to him had you been one of the victims?

 

[buttplug]

I used to spit in my roomate's soup and stir it up with my finger, then watch her eat it completly disgusted. I also rinsed my mouth with some of her milk and spit it back in the carton... numerous times. I bet she did worse to my stuff, though.

 

[Imakarum_Mirabilis]

What I did to someone who pissed in my roommate's iced tea. Put tapeworm larvae in his sandwich. It works very well. There's a karmic edge to it, too, which makes me feel all sorts of good inside.

 

[anabolicmd]

I used to spit in my roomate's soup and stir it up with my finger, then watch her eat it completly disgusted. I also rinsed my mouth with some of her milk and spit it back in the carton... numerous times. I bet she did worse to my stuff, though.

What the fuck?! You Quebecers are way fucked up, thats really demented buttplug.

 

[biteme]

What I did to someone who pissed in my roommate's iced tea. Put tapeworm larvae in his sandwich. It works very well. There's a karmic edge to it, too, which makes me feel all sorts of good inside.

LOL. Brutal.

 

[biteme]

I used to spit in my roomate's soup and stir it up with my finger, then watch her eat it completly disgusted. I also rinsed my mouth with some of her milk and spit it back in the carton... numerous times. I bet she did worse to my stuff, though.

Why?

 

[MarthaStewart]

a lot of times I'll dip my balls in my orange juice and then drink it.
sometimes I wonder if I'll catch on.
so far I seem to be pretty clueless about it.

there is very little in this world as nice as citrusy fresh gonads.

 

[buttplug]

Why?

She slept with my boyfriend at the time. She "borrowed" my credit card without asking me and charged a load of shit on it. She was completly anal about everything. She'd ask me to "type quietly please, I'm trying to meditate". She'd leave notes on my door to tell me when she'd like to be alone in the appartment for X reason, while I was in the room, rather than just talk to me. She listened to french rap. Her best friend smelled bad. She'd make the most non-erotic noise when she'd have sex. I didn't like her.

 

[Sundance]

I used to spit in my roomate's soup and stir it up with my finger, then watch her eat it completly disgusted. I also rinsed my mouth with some of her milk and spit it back in the carton... numerous times. I bet she did worse to my stuff, though.

And you brag about it???

 

[white boy]

I can understand why you don't like her

I don't understand how watching her eat your spit made you feel better

that is disgusting!

 

[anabolicmd]

She slept with my boyfriend at the time. She "borrowed" my credit card without asking me and charged a load of shit on it. She was completly anal about everything. She'd ask me to "type quietly please, I'm trying to meditate". She'd leave notes on my door to tell me when she'd like to be alone in the appartment for X reason, while I was in the room, rather than just talk to me. She listened to french rap. Her best friend smelled bad. She'd make the most non-erotic noise when she'd have sex. I didn't like her.

Thats when a normal person finds a new roommate. Others, they pee on toothbrushes, wipe their asses on pillows and other stuff like what you did.

 

[buttplug]

And you brag about it???

I don't fucking care, this is the internet. You think I'd admit to this in real life so that it gets to her dumbo ears? Not likely.

 

[biteme]

She slept with my boyfriend at the time. She "borrowed" my credit card without asking me and charged a load of shit on it. She was completly anal about everything. She'd ask me to "type quietly please, I'm trying to meditate". She'd leave notes on my door to tell me when she'd like to be alone in the appartment for X reason, while I was in the room, rather than just talk to me. She listened to french rap. Her best friend smelled bad. She'd make the most non-erotic noise when she'd have sex. I didn't like her.

You should have just killed her and made the world a better place. I had a roommate like that once.

 

[biteme]

I can understand why you don't like her

I don't understand how watching her eat your spit made you feel better

that is disgusting!

She's probably a Scorpio. You don't fuck with Scorpios.

 

[buttplug]

Thats when a normal person finds a new roommate. Others, they pee on toothbrushes, wipe their asses on pillows and other stuff like what you did.

Not that easy, especially when you both signed the papers. She could have easily fucked me over and gone to court to have me pay my part of the rent. And chances are, she would have done it. Making her life a living hell was an easier way out: she left after 4 months.

 

[buttplug]

You should have just killed her and made the world a better place. I had a roommate like that once.

Is it not the worse?

 

[Imakarum_Mirabilis]

She slept with my boyfriend at the time. She "borrowed" my credit card without asking me and charged a load of shit on it. She was completly anal about everything. She'd ask me to "type quietly please, I'm trying to meditate". She'd leave notes on my door to tell me when she'd like to be alone in the appartment for X reason, while I was in the room, rather than just talk to me. She listened to french rap. Her best friend smelled bad. She'd make the most non-erotic noise when she'd have sex. I didn't like her.

You sure know how to pick 'em.

Don't mind me. You're probably a pretty cool person. Giving you some crap is fun, though.

If I were not in the US and attached, why I'd...not be in the US and attached. lmfao

 

[buttplug]

Don't mind me. You're probably a pretty cool person. Giving you some crap is fun, though.

If I couldn't deal with it, I'd be on some chicks message board, bitching about my hair not matching my shoes.

 

[MarthaStewart]

the whole point of having a roommate is so that you have a pillowcase on which to wipe your ass.
that and the whole "shared rent" thing.

 

[biteme]

Is it not the worse?

No. She's still alive making people miserable somewhere. Probably co-workers.

 

[The Red Dragon]

I used to spit in my roomate's soup and stir it up with my finger, then watch her eat it completly disgusted. I also rinsed my mouth with some of her milk and spit it back in the carton... numerous times. I bet she did worse to my stuff, though.

Cute

 

[biteme]

If I couldn't deal with it, I'd be on some chicks message board, bitching about my hair not matching my shoes.

You are O.K. in my book.

 

[anabolicmd]

Not that easy, especially when you both signed the papers. She could have easily fucked me over and gone to court to have me pay my part of the rent. And chances are, she would have done it. Making her life a living hell was an easier way out: she left after 4 months.

If you think Im having cyber-anal with the likes of you, forget it NETSLUT!!!

 

[buttplug]

can you give me a link to some of these "chicks message boards" that you refer to?

I have a few questions about the puss filled rashes on my back that I think would only be apropos on a "chicks" board.
Or the Music board here.

haha... http://www2.laundromatic.net/phpbb/

Most likely the worse I've ever seen.

 

[MarthaStewart]

If I couldn't deal with it, I'd be on some chicks message board, bitching about my hair not matching my shoes.

can you give me a link to some of these "chicks message boards" that you refer to?

I have a few questions about the puss filled rashes on my back that I think would only be apropos on a "chicks" board.
Or the Music board here.

 

[buttplug]

thank you kindly.

just need to think up a username and then weird up some chicks' worlds.

and what the hell is that board about? I need to know what not to talk about- namely, whatever the hell the board is about.

I'm currently trying to remember my password... But here's a preview for you, taken from the "Health and Sexuality" board

Uhm, OK.

I'm on my period (got it two nights ago) and last night I slept over at my boyfriend's house. This morning we had sex (despite having my period) and then I went to pee and it REALLY BURNED. GAH. It hurt like a motherfucker.

Any ideas why, guys? It's the first time it's burned this way...

Does it have anything to do with me having my period... etc

 

[MarthaStewart]

haha... http://www2.laundromatic.net/phpbb/

Most likely the worse I've ever seen.

thank you kindly.

just need to think up a username and then weird up some chicks' worlds.

and what the hell is that board about? I need to know what not to talk about- namely, whatever the hell the board is about.

 

[buttplug]

well shit, I know all about burning when I pee.

I am going to be a valuable resource on that board.
and a 14 year old girl.

haha; you'll be easy to spot... if I remember my password.

 

[MarthaStewart]

well shit, I know all about burning when I pee.

I am going to be a valuable resource on that board.
and a 14 year old girl.

 

[MarthaStewart]

haha; you'll be easy to spot... if I remember my password.

I actually just decided to use my avatar here and be myself.

if only they would talk about burning when they shit, then maybe I could get some help.

 

[biteme]

I'm currently trying to remember my password... But here's a preview for you, taken from the "Health and Sexuality" board

Uhm, OK.

I'm on my period (got it two nights ago) and last night I slept over at my boyfriend's house. This morning we had sex (despite having my period) and then I went to pee and it REALLY BURNED. GAH. It hurt like a motherfucker.

Any ideas why, guys? It's the first time it's burned this way...

Does it have anything to do with me having my period... etc

Oh God. My sexual appetite has just been quashed.

 

[louden_swain]

Aint that a pisser?

 

[rsnoble]

a lot of times I'll dip my balls in my orange juice and then drink it.
sometimes I wonder if I'll catch on.
so far I seem to be pretty clueless about it.

there is very little in this world as nice as citrusy fresh gonads.

That's the funniest thing i've read all morning!

 

[-SD-]

She slept with my boyfriend at the time. She "borrowed" my credit card without asking me and charged a load of shit on it. She was completly anal about everything. She'd ask me to "type quietly please, I'm trying to meditate". She'd leave notes on my door to tell me when she'd like to be alone in the appartment for X reason, while I was in the room, rather than just talk to me. She listened to french rap. Her best friend smelled bad. She'd make the most non-erotic noise when she'd have sex. I didn't like her.

Worst roomate of all time, including international.

 

[casavant]

What I did to someone who pissed in my roommate's iced tea. Put tapeworm larvae in his sandwich. It works very well. There's a karmic edge to it, too, which makes me feel all sorts of good inside.

Where the hell did you get tapeworm larvae, anyway?

Gross.

 

[anabolicmd]

Where the hell did you get tapeworm larvae, anyway?

Gross.

His boyfriend ass most likely!

BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

 

[perkele]

I knew a guy who was a chef in restaurant and he thought it was fun to spit and pee in the food he was making. That's bit too much even for me.