Guess who's living here

[Weapon X]

with the great undead
this paint by numbers life
is fucking with my head

 

[Weapon X]

So, Bambi's goin' on about how she can make all my fantasies come true. So I says, "Even this one I have where Jesus Christ is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole with a lawn dart as Garth Brooks gives birth to something resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum?" Well, ten beers, twenty minutes and thirty dollars later I'm parkin' the beef bus in tuna town if you know what I mean. Got to nail her back at her trailer. Heh. That rhymes. I have to admit it was even more of a turn-on when I found out she was doin' me to buy baby formula.

Yes a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Yes a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Well I find it's quite a thrill
When she grinds me against her will
Yes a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'

 

[bouncer]

WeaponX if your stoned tonight your in good company.

 

[Weapon X]

I don't smoke. Gots th' asthma.
I'm just freaked out by life, my job, and etc.

 

[MattTheSkywalker]

Weapon,

Eevrything is cool with the stripper song until the part about the milk carton.

 

[Weapon X]

Weapon,

Eevrything is cool with the stripper song until the part about the milk carton.

It's one of those songs I feel guilty about getting a kick over.