green shit??????????

[assbeater]

yesterday i took 2 shits and they were both GREEN, what's up with that? i'm not on anything and haven't been for months now, does anybody know why that happened all of a sudden?

 

[brooklynboy]

food coloring

What have you been eating? There are several differnt food coloring that will make you shit turn green. I have had the problem after drinking a whole lot of grape gatorade. I asked my doctor because it saced me shitless he said it was nothing important, it was the how the food coloring was converted by digestive tract So, Think about what you eat and change it and no more grenn shit. Hope that helps

Brooklynboy
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[ripper911]

your colin is deeply infected with green mold

 

[RussianBro]

That happened to my grandma few days before she died...

change whatever you eat, bro... you'll be alright... green shit didn't kill anyone yet...

 

[frorider6]

My personal observation is that happens when you're eating a lot of sugar.

 

[BigAndy69]

The only thing you should be worried about is white shit. That's right I said white.

 

[Seth28]

yeah, white (clay)shit is bad shit, silver looking shit is bad shit, and Dark tarry shit is bad, as is bright red shit. In that order of badness.

white- could be pancreatic CA
Silver- could be ampulla of vater Cancer
Dark Tarry- could be small bowel or Right colon Cancer/polyps
Bright Red- could be many things- left sided colon cancer, Ulcerative colitis, polyps, anal fissure, hemmoroids...etc...

Send me a stool sample at

Sergant Compton
Cleveland Police Dept Dist 2
Clevialnd OH, 44135

 

[padycakes_16]

yeah, white (clay)shit is bad shit, silver looking shit is bad shit, and Dark tarry shit is bad, as is bright red shit. In that order of badness.

white- could be pancreatic CA
Silver- could be ampulla of vater Cancer
Dark Tarry- could be small bowel or Right colon Cancer/polyps
Bright Red- could be many things- left sided colon cancer, Ulcerative colitis, polyps, anal fissure, hemmoroids...etc...

Send me a stool sample at

Sergant Compton
Cleveland Police Dept Dist 2
Clevialnd OH, 44135

bwahahahahaha, thats fucking hilarious LOL is this guy serious?

 

[Briweve]

THATS IT

FOr the last too days I have been taking greens shits and I could not for the life of me figure it out and I have been getting worried. But I have been drinking Grape Gatoraide for the first time.

 

[jellyman01]

i hope teh stoll sample dont get damaged in mail.....that would be nasty( package with green smears on it

 

[pauly]

when i eat beats my shit comes out purple. it's very pretty actually.

 

[GameBreaker]

last time my shit was bright green it was cuz i drank a dark blue powerade =)

 

[pittbull2]

Its sounds like you been eating snowcones, it will turn it green or some other pretty color every time from the food coloring

 

[Seth28]

Of course i was just kidding about sending the stool sample in the mail. The name i said to send it to was an officer who gave me a speeding ticket, about a year ago, coming thru his neck of the woods. I dont hold a grudge or anything.

Sorry, if you already sent it. I will feel aweful.

 

[the UNDERTAKER]

i don't shit green but i TURN green when i'm angry. "you wouldn't like me when i'm angry"