Got kneed between the legs last night

[tuc biscuit]

Girl invites me back to her place-decides she doesn't wanna have sex, just wants to stay up and chat (wtf?)-then has the bad manners to knee me when I grabbed a handfull of ass.......luckily she caught the meat and not the veg, but what an annoying experience

 

[WODIN]

Lmao!

 

[jerkbox]

sucks for you...


damn....i mighta been a little pissed about that

 

[ChefWide]

'Meet the veg.'

New reality series.

 

[GoldenDelicious]

now thems some chubby fingers

 

[hamstershaver]

next time date a woman with no legs

 

[superqt4u2nv]

Girl invites me back to her place-decides she doesn't wanna have sex, just wants to stay up and chat (wtf?)-then has the bad manners to knee me when I grabbed a handfull of ass.......luckily she caught the meat and not the veg, but what an annoying experience

Bwahahahahahahaha

 

[Deterass]

Girl invites me back to her place-decides she doesn't wanna have sex, just wants to stay up and chat (wtf?)-then has the bad manners to knee me when I grabbed a handfull of ass.......luckily she caught the meat and not the veg, but what an annoying experience

Quit hitting on those Nuns.

 

[NJjuice22]

lol..you must really palmed that ass for her to react like that..

 

[IhateOsama]

I think it is safe to say she likes you. Next time give her a British Steamer before you tap that ass.

 

[maccer]

what you do to her after?

you should have tea bagged the bitch

 

[BileStew]

I highly doubt she knee'd you because you *supposedly* grabbed her ass. I think she saw the pictures of you with your granmothers thong draped over your face and became deathly ill which prompted the "knee" jerk reaction.

 

[Y_lifter]

Don't you hat it when women give conflicting signals ??

 

[IhateOsama]

Don't you hat it when women give conflicting signals ??

It's the nature of the beast.

She does this

You want to do this

But it ends up to this

 

[Deterass]

Just ask her for one of these next time

and then her =

 

[tuc biscuit]

Don't you hat it when women give conflicting signals ??

exactly, I am unsure here guys, does she like me? what should I do? leave a note on her car?


also the last exchange between us was her standing on her doorstep shouting "FUCK OFF!!!!!" as I walked off down the street at 7 in the morning lol

 

[BileStew]

also the last exchange between us was her standing on her doorstep shouting "FUCK OFF!!!!!" as I walked off down the street at 7 in the morning lol

You're in...

 

[tuc biscuit]

You're in...

seriously? I hope so, I slightly outweighed her so that is a great and unusual start for me


I am almost glad we didn't have sex, two plumpers together will never produce good sex.