got into a brawl tonight, very frustrated

[GoldenDelicious]

fellow EF athletes, just wanted to share tonights experiences with you all.

got into the first brawl i have been in in a long time (i was in the right, of course, even though all fights suck, and he grabbed me in a threatening way) with some loud mouthed little bastard who thought he was untouchable.

as it turns out, he was very touchable but my first headbutt only stunned him, as opposed to crushing his head like an egg (as i was lead to believe during my years of playing Mortal Kombat 3) and i cut my magnificent scalp on his bloody teeth.

his bastard mates grabbed me and broke it up, but i slipped away and landed a 3 hit combo to his head, kidney and abdominals. then i was grabbed again

i was extremely annoyed since i was bleeding from a shallow gash in my scalp, and my EF sculpted bis and tris did not get to exert their full bone crushing power on this slimy little bastard

furthermore the prick who grabbed me twisted my shoulder a bit, and its shoulder day tomorrow (no longer, ill take the day off)

so here i am, frustrated, bleeding, and smelling like deep heat.

this sucks

 

[GoldenDelicious]

shit im frustrated i cant get over this, want to break something but i like all my stuff too much

 

[mdd]

shit i hear ya bro, similiar story happened to me a few weeks back

took 3 shots and got a small scar on my eyebrow now and bled a little

dropped some dude with 1 but some people were going around saying i got my ass kicked, go figure

 

[Optimus B]

that sucks man.

next time, go for the nose with your headbutt. it'll stun him more, cause more blood, and enable you to hit him with a 7+ hit combo.

 

[BO-DEN]

you probably did the head but wrong..... aim down... and the nose and mouth are the target. ive used this twice both were very devistating.... i did get cut the first time though. i think if the mouth is open you can get cut... second guy i used it on... broke his nose and his face looked my a huge blood clot

 

[mdd]

lol, i dont think i'd ever head butt someone

 

[Smurfy]

ouch.

 

[Deterass]

Man i've been in quite a few of those...............those were the good ol days.

 

[BO-DEN]

lol, i dont think i'd ever head butt someone

for me ..

fuck looking cool

head butt,knees,elbows are some of the most devistating stricks that you can land.

you will think differantly if you ever get to see someone land a good head butt.

you can make someones face explode

 

[GoldenDelicious]

nah BO-DEN he was holding my wrists (this is what precipitated my forehead to go hurtling towards him with malicious intent) and as i pulled him towards me and launched my headbutt, he tightened up and threw his head back, so the overall effect was...well...less than egg crushing...

AND in my haste to land ten thousand hits on him, my hits probably didnt hurt as much as they could have. follow through, damnit, follow through!

mdd youre right i bet he will twist the story and say he opened my scalp or nose and thats where the blood came from. now to add to the deep heat i have a big dollop of Savlon ointment in my hair too

this is especially annoying since he didnt land a blow. sharp toothed bigmouth bastard

 

[ChefWide]

Bridge of the nose is a dandy head butt spot too. It shuts down both his eyes for long enough for just about anything. A good knee sweep after the head butt will put him on the ground with you in the position needed to bring your elbow down on his upper arm.

Tally: Broken nose and cheek bone a possible bonus, two savagely black eyes, leg in cast, arm in cast, wheelchair for two weeks minimum, discolored face for a couple months.

Verdict: Do not fuck with finely sculpted EF Fighting Vehicles.

edit: nose bridge avoids teeth in 9 out 10 buttings. Now with Fluoride, too!

 

[mdd]

i'm all for making someones face explode, but i'd be worried i'd do it wrong and fek myself up


yea golden he probally will, never fails

 

[Paulo]

Dude, you forgot to scream "ary-oogen!" or however the fuck that's spelled.

If you drive around the neighborhood, there is sure to be someone who left some furniture out, so you can break that and not feel bad about it.

 

[dzuljas]

when you get someone on the ground...what is the best thing to do to them??? elbow them in the head or kick them in the ribs??? also when you elbow someone which part of the elbow do you use and in what fashion to get the most devestation?

 

[Paulo]

If you're wearing boots, kick em. The elbow is good if you put some upwards curve on it. But anyway you do it, the elbow is a very effective fuckup tool.

 

[PatsFan34]

Just out of curiousity, why would you head butt him in the mouth?

 

[Deterass]

If you're wearing boots, kick em. The elbow is good if you put some upwards curve on it. But anyway you do it, the elbow is a very effective fuckup tool.

Yes ,kicking and elbows are good and it keeps from breaking your damn hand.A straight kick to a knee will drop a motherfucker .

 

[ChefWide]

elbow does NOT mean the hard little point nugget at the end, unless you are going for soft tissue, or you WILL be sorry. Feel the elbow area of your bent arm: the 4" or so on the forearm and the same area on the upper arm on either side of the nugget has been used for centuries to end fights. A pro-wrestling styled elbow drop to someones chest/shoulder while they are on the ground will end that party instantly.

Tally: broken collarbone, scapula or deep hematoma of the whole pec, possibly ripping it clear of the ligatures.

 

[dzuljas]

Just out of curiousity, why would you head butt him in the mouth?

with all the adreanline pumping he probably just missed the headbutt, things happen so fast in a fight sometimes u dont even know whats going on

 

[ChefWide]

"In total concentration, grasshopper, you slow the situation to your mastery."

 

[dzuljas]

damn this thread is making me pump, makes me wanna fuck someone up, like my girlfriends ex-boyfriend or something

 

[Dial_tone]

I haven't been in a fight since 7th grade. I'm a pretty mellow guy.

 

[BO-DEN]

when you get someone on the ground...what is the best thing to do to them??? elbow them in the head or kick them in the ribs??? also when you elbow someone which part of the elbow do you use and in what fashion to get the most devestation?

LMAO this reminds me of a fight i got in it was a mirical i escaped without being arrested.

i was soooooo drunk. i got into a fight with a puteo rican furternity!!!!


only like 5 of them fought.

my buddys were there too

it was 5on 3

after i knocked this one guy out i tured around and one of them was on the ground... i looked down and all i could hear in my head was "DO IT, DO IT,DO IT"

i just droped down on his chest with my knees.

im 260 at the time

i heard the big crunch it sounded like (when you crack your back, and the sound of an apple being bitten) everyone jumped and screamed. i got up and the guy was FUCKED UP!!!!


i left right after that nevcer saw them again.

 

[mordy]

I was looking to get some brawling in last night after some dickwad stole my jacket from my barstool while i was pissing.

 

[ChefWide]

A fight? haven't been in a fight in 20 years. Altercation? ending in bloodletting? I live in a country full of drunken Vikings for shit sakes. How about every other weekend?

 

[javaguru]

Tally: Broken nose and cheek bone a possible bonus, two savagely black eyes, leg in cast, arm in cast, wheelchair for two weeks minimum, discolored face for a couple months

You forgot potential lawsuit, jail time, criminal record and bancruptcy from a large civil judgement. FYI, large bodybuilders who are likely steroid enhanced are not sympathetic defendants when the plaintiff "victim" is a 150lb guy. Especially, when photos of the injuries are entered into evidence.

 

[ChefWide]

Move to iceland.

"Sorry, I was drunk" is a legally accepted defence.

 

[BO-DEN]

You forgot potential lawsuit, jail time, criminal record and bancruptcy from a large civil judgement. FYI, large bodybuilders who are likely steroid enhanced are not sympathetic defendants when the plaintiff "victim" is a 150lb guy. Especially, when photos of the injuries are entered into evidence.

i never wait around for the crushers.
and i sure dont exchange info with the idiot i fight sooooo

im out before they hit the seen

call me the phantom!!

 

[winny100]

carry gas and a knuckle duster most doormen in UK do

sorry about your experience

 

[javaguru]

That doesn't preclude someone else from knowing your name.

 

[stuffperson]

d,f,lp

 

[magman1]

this sounds sick but the best thing i think if you have someone on their back is to gauge at their eyes with ur thumbs, and sequentially bring their head toward you, and knee them...i avoid fights at all costs, bc of what i have to lose, but unfortunately, a lot of little drunk guys have a lot to prove these days...two black dudes jumped me, and i totally destroyed them...one was in the hospital for a few days and got plates in his face, and now they are trying to bring a civil suit against me, and even tried lying to bring criminal charges against me, even tho it started with them giving me a 1-2 cheapshot

 

[GoldenDelicious]

Just out of curiousity, why would you head butt him in the mouth?

dzuljas was right, i missed. oh well you get that. the scalp is healing over nicely but the shoulder is sore as hell, this is going to cut a week out of my training

anyway im not a fan of fights but im not to fazed when they happen, thank goodness im not one of those guys that totally shits their pants when the time comes to put it on the line

unfortunaltely in my town there is a long social memory and if you dont take care of business in little bullshit fights like this, you create spinoff problems which usually result in an even bigger (or multiple) brawls down the line

im going to start training to beat the crap out of people again, not that i did badly but im just going to turn up and spar with lots of people, sharpen up those skills and reflexes again. i kind of miss it

 

[canadianhitman]

Dude, if he's in close enough to head-butt, he's close enought to drive your knee into. Groin, solar-plexus, hell...even the side of his leg will do great damage. He'd have let go of your wrists, at which point the correct thing to do is grab him behind his head and feed the next knee right up into his face. Fight over, and you're not marked up a bit. Elbow and knee strikes are better than headbutts and punches any day.

 

[75th]

It is simply amazing to see how many potential UFC competitors we have on this board.

 

[Lumberg]

Dude clean out your cut really well. THe human mouth is full of germs.

 

[canadianhitman]

It is simply amazing to see how many potential UFC competitors we have on this board.

The percentage of aggressive and athletic people in a community like EF is obviously gonna be large. Is it not reasonable that a fair percentage of the people within this group have taken martial arts???

 

[75th]

The percentage of aggressive and athletic people in a community like EF is obviously gonna be large. Is it not reasonable that a fair percentage of the people within this group have taken martial arts???

I wouldnt be surprised if many of them did. A bunch of my friends did when they were younger. As long as their parents paid their monthly dues they were able to advance to the next color belt.

 

[JohnnyMolson]

I think canadianhitman is refering to real, contact martial arts and grappling. Not the 'kiddie kicker' type things you see for young uns.

 

[GoldenDelicious]

Dude, if he's in close enough to head-butt, he's close enought to drive your knee into. Groin, solar-plexus, hell...even the side of his leg will do great damage. He'd have let go of your wrists, at which point the correct thing to do is grab him behind his head and feed the next knee right up into his face. Fight over, and you're not marked up a bit. Elbow and knee strikes are better than headbutts and punches any day.

canadian theres a million things i could have done, and thinking back on it i probably should have gone for a throat strike first off, followed by some knees/elbows then go to ground. as it was, though, there was loose gravel on the ground and since the headbutt missed, i lost footing since he held on, and the position we fell in had him in a much better position to strike down- fortunately i brute forced my way out of it (go chinups!) and then hit him with the round kick to the thigh as he retreated (connected nicely)

if his mates werent around to break it up i would have annihilated him, since the second volley of shots was like hitting a bag- my guard was open as hell but the combo was quite neat, and fast- in all liklihood since he was cowering (covering up while looking at the ground) at the end of the combo (when i was grabbed) i could have continued it with some knees or hooks.

im just happy i kept my poise, but i rushed it, and botched it. oh well.

Lumberg- yes i know human bites are the worst, so i cleaned, flush disinfected, and then flooded the wound with an antiseptic cream (kept in for about 4 hours) while on anti-inflammatory drugs (to keep the swelling down so it sealed better)

its feeling nice and tight now so im fine. the shoulder though...that is a worry

 

[GoldenDelicious]

It is simply amazing to see how many potential UFC competitors we have on this board.

as long as you arent being sarcastic, id agree with that. i have trained (not enough, by far lol) and most guys in the gym i know have trained, so yeah, i suppose you would get a high proportion of dangerous fighters in the gym compared to, say, the mall...

i have some mates who have fought in some UFC style tournaments (far smaller scale, but still) and i have seen worse fighters than they in real UFC bouts, certainly

 

[Lumberg]

Lumberg- yes i know human bites are the worst, so i cleaned, flush disinfected, and then flooded the wound with an antiseptic cream (kept in for about 4 hours) while on anti-inflammatory drugs (to keep the swelling down so it sealed better)

its feeling nice and tight now so im fine. the shoulder though...that is a worry

glad to hear you're taking care bro. you also sound a lot more coherent today!

 

[BO-DEN]

That doesn't preclude someone else from knowing your name.

its called deny! DENY! DENY!

iv been in situations were police have questioned me.

-(first) the less you say the better(if seriouse dont talk without a lawyer).

-(second) i always create an aliby in my mind and forget what happened were ever ,when ever it was..

-(third) answer questions in the shortest way possible.
iv stayed out of trobble my whole life this way.

 

[BO-DEN]

It is simply amazing to see how many potential UFC competitors we have on this board.

yea ill be doing a strong man match after my bodybuilding show next fall!!

been training long time.

id think most people into torture in the gym it would only be natural to enjoy competitive fighting too