good jesus wtf is wrong

[revexrevex]

Ya xozhu po lessu smerti, i ya xochu shtobi to popal tozhe tuda. Ti nekogda ne delaesh deadlifts, ya tebya proklinayu. Ti ne znaesh cherez shto nekotirye ludi tut idut, i ti takuye xuynu pishes? Prudurok.

 

[big_bad_buff]

he said: did you masturbate after eating the pizza? are you jewish? there might be midgets drugging you with opium. and laughing at your butt hole while you sleep....no wait.......nah I didnt understand a damn thing he said.

Is that in tongues? Translate please.

 

[jackangel]

you ever wake up after a 3 hour slumber after eating a whole pizza and just say "i'm confused" ?

it's like 1000 degrees in the bay area and my room is stuffy with my own hot air and there's people wandering about on the street hootin' an hollerin' -- something is outta place today.

ok that's enough, that is all.

They warned us of this in Revelations.

 

[WarriorPL]

stop smoking crack

 

[white boy]

no, but I took a wrong turn once and same thing, all these black people were hootin & hollering & chasing me, I thought they were trying to steal my car
I told my black friend at work about it the next day and he said yeah it gets that way on hot nights, they were just trying to sell a white boy some crack. freaked me out

 

[Big Johnson]

he said: did you masturbate after eating the pizza? are you jewish? there might be midgets drugging you with opium. and laughing at your butt hole while you sleep....no wait.......nah I didnt understand a damn thing he said.

Dude...I'm still laughing at this shit after five minutes....the tears are falling!

 

[Bullit]

Ya xozhu po lessu smerti, i ya xochu shtobi to popal tozhe tuda. Ti nekogda ne delaesh deadlifts, ya tebya proklinayu. Ti ne znaesh cherez shto nekotirye ludi tut idut, i ti takuye xuynu pishes? Prudurok.

revex wtf???

 

[Big Johnson]

Ya xozhu po lessu smerti, i ya xochu shtobi to popal tozhe tuda. Ti nekogda ne delaesh deadlifts, ya tebya proklinayu. Ti ne znaesh cherez shto nekotirye ludi tut idut, i ti takuye xuynu pishes? Prudurok.

Klingon?