Good Gift Ideas

[Trance]

I have no freaking idea what to get my fiancee for V Day. I've always bought guys something lame like a shirt and some candy or something, but the man has enough shirts to sink a battleship and certainly doesn't need any candy.

Any ideas?

 

[WODIN]

I have no freaking idea what to get my fiancee for V Day. I've always bought guys something lame like a shirt and some candy or something, but the man has enough shirts to sink a battleship and certainly doesn't need any candy.

Any ideas?

So your trying to keep him from getting fat and in the same wardrobe?

Buy him a vibrating pocket pussy. I got one for V-day from my wife two years ago and I just don't leave home without!!!

 

[Trance]

?

Is that one of those things with the remote control?

I don't see myself pulling a Meg Ryan in a restaurant anytime soon...LOL

 

[WODIN]

?

Is that one of those things with the remote control?

I don't see myself pulling a Meg Ryan in a restaurant anytime soon...LOL

I do a Meg Ryan at least once a month. Usually in the dinning area of Chucky Cheese. Yeah they come with remotes. Mine is set to go off when fat hilda walks by and shakes all the cubes in this area.

 

[Trance]

I'll bet Chucky Cheese comes over to ask why you're looking so hot and bothered.

 

[WODIN]

I'll bet Chucky Cheese comes over to ask why you're looking so hot and bothered.

Chucky is such a perv. Found out about my Pocket "Friend" and now keeps wanting to "borrow" it. I know he is just going to keep it if I let him gorganzola my little love pet.

 

[Trance]

I'm sorry, but if I ever saw a vibrating Chucky come near me, I would run screaming for the exit.

I would forfeit my Skee-Ball game and everything.

 

[WODIN]

Qoute me a law anywhere that say I cannot wear my Pocket Pussy where I want! You can't.

Never leave a skee-ball game.

 

[Trance]

I try not to. I really want to save up enough tickets to buy that lava lamp I've had my eye on.

 

[WODIN]

I try not to. I really want to save up enough tickets to buy that lava lamp I've had my eye on.

I got the Purple one! No lie girl friend!!!!

 

[Trance]

I want the black and white one. Then I can be the coolest kid on my block.

 

[ashe]

trance...

check out gorilla boy's post...woman touble....i put a few good ideas on there

 

[Trance]

Re: trance...

check out gorilla boy's post...woman touble....i put a few good ideas on there

will do - thank you!

 

[wlibbe]

You can find lots of interesting toys here--Have fun!

www.sextoys.com

 

[Trance]

woo hoo!!

 

[WODIN]

Well that was fun.

Whatever it is your fiancee likes to do other than tickle your kitty then buy him some gadget related to that activity. It's all about buttons and remotes! Uhg.....

Plus when did V-day become a "gift" giving occassion. Am I missing out on a reason to buy myself some more midget porn?

 

[Trance]

I think the ONLY point of V day is to give gifts. I'm not a fan of it in general. I think it's a Hallmark holiday, and it's only purpose is to create a false sense of lovey-dovey warmth in couples.

But I'm cynical like that.

 

[ashe]

yeeeessss....

Plus when did V-day become a "gift" giving occassion. Am I missing out on a reason to buy myself some more midget porn?

i finally found someone who enjoys the sounds of midget's talking shyt in bed with eachother. i always thought they had a helium tank with them at all times but after watching "shorty goes downtown" i finally realized it was their natural voice.

 

[vixenbabe]

Bring beer and show up naked..He'll love it!

 

[wlibbe]

Vixenbabe-

LMAO!! You are so right!!

 

[nevertoobig]

wlibbe have u stopped posting at thinforum too?