Gonna try somethin new...

[hanselthecaretaker]

I have to get up at 6 fuckin 30 for my job, and no human being in their right mind should feel rested then no matter what time they went to bed. I know it's not the earliest some people have to get up for work, but I've done this for 7 summers on different jobs, and you think I'd get used to it? Nope. I've even had a night job, 10pm to 6am and that's not as bad as getting up and going right to work.
So, I think I am going to sleep on top of all my covers in my clothes on days I have to get up for work. That way, when the fucking alarm goes off, I won't be comfortable enough underneath my sheets in a fetal position to fall back asleep, and I can just get up like I never "went" to bed. I hope this works.

God, I fucking hate mornings. More specifically, I hate getting woken up by some plastic piece of shit with numbers before my body and mind are ready to get up.

There isn't a smilie in the list worthy of illustrating how fucking irked I am about sleep disturbances.

Goodnight, and have a nice fucking day.

 

[alien amp pharm]

I agree with you about the getting up early part sucks no matter how early you go to sleep the night before.

I have to get up at 5:30 am for work. How do I do it you ask?

Well, I have a blow up doll with a cut out of Chaos Mage's face on it. Whenever my alarm goes off I grab the doll from the floor next to the bed and place it in the bed beside me. Now who can stand being in the same bed with CM....it forces you to get the heck outta bed.

Ok, so I just lied. Actually the real reason the doll works is because who can stay asleep and keep off such a sexy thing with it in bed right next to you.

 

[BileStew]

I agree with you about the getting up early part sucks no matter how early you go to sleep the night before.

I have to get up at 5:30 am for work. How do I do it you ask?

Well, I have a blow up doll with a cut out of Chaos Mage's face on it. Whenever my alarm goes off I grab the doll from the floor next to the bed and place it in the bed beside me. Now who can stand being in the same bed with CM....it forces you to get the heck outta bed.

Ok, so I just lied. Actually the real reason the doll works is because who can stay asleep and keep off such a sexy thing with it in bed right next to you.

You need to attach a voicebox to it so when you wake up, it recites Ernest Borgnine movie lines to get the full CM effect...

 

[Buddy_Christ]

I agree with you about the getting up early part sucks no matter how early you go to sleep the night before.

I have to get up at 5:30 am for work. How do I do it you ask?

Well, I have a blow up doll with a cut out of Chaos Mage's face on it. Whenever my alarm goes off I grab the doll from the floor next to the bed and place it in the bed beside me. Now who can stand being in the same bed with CM....it forces you to get the heck outta bed.

Ok, so I just lied. Actually the real reason the doll works is because who can stay asleep and keep off such a sexy thing with it in bed right next to you.

can you send me a copy of that face? thanks.

 

[alien amp pharm]

You need to attach a voicebox to it so when you wake up, it recites Ernest Borgnine movie lines to get the full CM effect...

Nah, the last thing I need is to walk around all morning long with an erection.

 

[Buddy_Christ]

Nah, the last thing I need is to walk around all morning long with an erection.

that's why you should actually use the blowup doll 2 or 3 times before work.

do i have to teach you everything?

 

[alien amp pharm]

that's why you should actually use the blowup doll 2 or 3 times before work.

Heck no. I think I gave that thing an STD. No way I'm having sex with that thing now.

 

[SoreArms]

I've been putting my alarm to 5:30 AM for the last 3 years. I still can't wake up before 6:55 and no, I am not used to it yet.

 

[broley]

I have friends that need to get up at 2:30 and 3 o'clock in the morning. What is that about? They deliver bread. F'n bread!
I get up at 4:30-4:45 and thought that was bad...fuckin' 2:30 is just plain dumb.

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

Well, I tried it, and it didn't work; I actually slept in later than usual, so screw it. I'll just do as I normally do. I don't even feel like working out anymore during the week, cuz I'm so physically active at work. I'm keeping a lookout for an easier job, especially one where I can sleep in.

 

[broley]

What I do now is walk on the tread mill right when I get up. I walk for about 5 minutes with my eyes closed. Then after I fall and smack my chin on the handle I wake right up.
Seriously though, it does help me get out of bed in the morning. Sucked for the first week or so, but it did get better.