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Golfer Bors take extra precautions:

sh4dowf4lcon

New member
The Montana State Department of
Fish and Wildlife is advising
Golfers to take extra precautions
and be on the alert for bears
while in the Gallatin, Helena
and Lewis and Clark National
Forests golf courses.


They advise golfers to wear
noise-producing devices such
as little bells on their clothing
to alert, but not startle, the
bears unexpectedly.
They also advise you to carry pepper
spray in case of an encounter with
a bear. It is also a good idea to
watch for signs of bear activity.

Golfers should be able to recognize
The difference between black bear
and grizzly bear droppings on the
golf course.

Black bear droppings are smaller and
contain berries and possibly squirrel fur.

Grizzly bear droppings have bells in
them and smell like pepper spray.





:laugh2:
 
think they'd let you mount a .50 cal machine gun on the golf cart?
 
Golf: the only time uptight white guys can dress like pimps.
 
ChefWide said:
Golf: the only time uptight white guys can dress like pimps.

That shows how little you know about golf & uptight white guys. I dress like a pimp all the time and I dont play golf, so you are wrong and your joke is unfunny. hmmp! :chomp:



to the top for the golf bors ^
 
Sh4dowF4lcon said:
That shows how little you know about golf & uptight white guys. I dress like a pimp all the time and I dont play golf, so you are wrong and your joke is unfunny. hmmp! :chomp:



to the top for the golf bors ^

I retract the statement and appologize before you hit me with your Wonderbread loaf, Huggy Bear.
 
TheOak01 said:
I just throw on some cargo shorts and a collared top,nothing fancy,but I just play public courses


curious, did anyone get the joke? look for signs of bells and pepperspray in the grizzly droppings?

assclowns!

Chef, I gave you green brolio.
 
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