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going to the grocery store hungry

swole

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shrimp cocktail, fuggin asparagus!!, gourmet cheese that costs like 8 stupid dollars for .0003oz (that's what biteme makes an hour!!), activa yogurt, beef (93/7 lean), chicken, 2% milk, captn crunch, cactus pears, raspberries ( i can seriously eat 6lbs of these daily), light bulbs (i eat 60 watts per 1 iu of jewz),

you know what i never have to buy!??! cuz i get it FREE FROM WORK!!!??

laundry detergent, fabric softener, dryer sheets, deodorant, axe (on mah nutz), lotion, hair pomade, mayo, lipton tea, lawry spices, bertoli olive oil, shampoo, conditioner. that's right bishes.

what's the most worthless thing you bought at the grocery store? you know, that delicious looking thing you ended up throwing out.

i bet you i don't eat the asparagus before it goes bad.
 
If I'm at the grocery store hungry it's hard to make it through without eating something. I actually like asparagus. Fuck I am an eating machine
 
javaguru said:
That's why I buy frozen veggies....and I generally put them in shakes. Veggies are nasty!!!
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the grocery store is a single mom MARKET!!! i bet you have to beat them off with a loaf of bread esp when you wear your hs varsity jacket!!
 
swole said:
the grocery store is a single mom MARKET!!! i bet you have to beat them off with a loaf of bread esp when you wear your hs varsity jacket!!
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a la Al Bundy. Does he do the Heismann pose? Or the qb throwing pose?
 
swole said:
the grocery store is a single mom MARKET!!! i bet you have to beat them off with a loaf of bread esp when you wear your hs varsity jacket!!
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I thought I lost that thing years ago...my mom surprised me with the "look what I found" a few months ago. The day I left high school, I stopped wearing it. I always made fun of the douche bags wearing jackets from years ago at the HS games....get a life. :) I'm in the program...no need to advertise..lol.
 
i buy way too much when I go shopping while hungry
i buy way too little when i go shopping when full
when im thirsty i buy shitloads of drinks
i could go for a diet pepsi max right now but my husband drank it all
 
I usually buy carrots and apples in bulk, then throw them out a few weeks later. Good intention.
 
I worked at the grocery store from 13-18, I'm a grocery store god inmo:)

I bought a Brisket and Turkey yesterday and I bet I cook them both by new year. That is a shitload of meat for a single guy.
 
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