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Going to see Collateral right now

lol if you want. but I am serious. I WILL get my $7 worth.
 
Ok... I didn't have to remove anything.

Decent movie. The part of Cruise jumping through the window and tripping over the chair was classic.

Went to the 945 show and it was packed. Luckily I have a fool proof method of making sure no one sits in front of me.
 
pull your 3rd leg out and drop it in the next seat?
 
Nawww... it goes something like this....

Stupid Movie Goer: Oh look honey, there are empty seats right there. (points in front of me)
AAP: You can't sit there. Sorry.
Stupid Movie Goer: Why not?
AAP: Cause there is someone sitting there.
Stupid Movie Goer: Where? There's no one there.
AAP: the Invisible Family is sitting there.
Stupid Movie Goer: I don't see anybody.
AAP: That's because they are invisible. DUHHHH! (swift roll of my eyes)
Stupid Movie Goer: haha funny. (sits down in seat)
AAP: AAAAIIIEEEE!!!!! DUDE!! GET UP. YOU SITTING ON THE INVISIBLE KID!!!!!!!!!! HE'S WAVING HIS ARMS!!!!!!!!!!!! DUDE, GET UP!!!!!!
Stupid Movie Goer: Come on honey, this guy is crazy. (gets up and leaves)
AAP: (leaning over to stare in the empty seat in front of him) you okay bor?




trust me, it works everytime.
 
BrandonXJ said:
Tom Cruise runs so cool.


Doesn't he! Damn, I have always noticed that too. Dude runs like a professional track star.
 
he pulled off a GREAT job. i was impressed.

jaime foxx left a lot to be desired. fortunately it didn't have an effect on the movie.
 
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