going to cancun...need help smuggling

[Evildee]

 

[WODIN]

lmao why don't you just send a note to the DEA with your flight # on it while your at it.

 

[havoc]

Wodin smuggles bowling pins full of geritol in his butt just for shits and giggles.

 

[Evildee]

because I'm not sure of my flight number.....sometimes I have to think before I post.....I was speaking hypothetically....I'm nervouse now

 

[tomcat]

If anyone is dumb enough to try and smuggle anything past a DEA or Immigration drug dog, you obviously don't have a clue just how friggin good they can smell.
I have seen them pick out MJ, Blow, and Hash when it was wrapped in about 15 layers of plastic.

 

[HappyScrappy]

if he is smuggling gear, they aren't going to be sniffing for that. granted if they are clinking or the metal caps of vials show up, then they might care, but even then, they are more likely to be going after someone with coke than someone with a personal stash of sust amps.

just my thoughts.

god I'm tired.

 

[Evildee]

thanx.......I've been there before and haven't seen any dogs or dea waiting at mexican customs..and don't call me dumb when you don't even know me. it was just a question

 

[WODIN]

Havoc brought back six cochina dolls in his lower intestine from cancun. They told him when he was packing that they were legal, he just likes the feel of cochina dolls on his bunghole.

Shop around when you get there. Leave your shit at home.

 

[Evildee]

thanx wodin.........as far as I'm concerned this post is finished!!!

 

[AAP]

I suggest hiding your orals in your mouth and your injectables in your right and left glutes.

 

[karson]

hey

hey just went there. search is a joke. keep all shit on you and your carry on bags and not in your bags you check in and youll be cool. I pray your talking about AS and not something else because youd look pretty funny walking thru the airport with 30lbs taped to you. L8tr

 

[May1010]

I suggest you hide them inside some rolled corn tortillas and put them on a plate and act as if you're eating them as you go through security.

 

[tomcat]

I suggest you hide them inside some rolled corn tortillas and put them on a plate and act as if you're eating them as you go through security.

I think this one would probably work.
You would not believe the kind of shit I have seen people waltz onto a loaded airplane with. Full meals and all...
As long as the shit is waterproof, you could also put it into a big Gulp or similar cup!

 

[Evildee]

I was just thinkin about holding it in my hand....and if anybody asks me what I have in my hand I'll tell them.......honesty is the best policy...right?.....although the totilla thing might work

 

[tomcat]

I would be scared to death of being arrested and thrown in some Hell Hole, 3rd world country jail like in Midnight Express.
If they ask what's in your hand, tell them "Sperm Samples on thier way to America for some rich bitch that wants a dark skinned baby"...