God you people

[WODIN]

are whiney!

I'm bored,
Im Sick,
I coughed up a lung,
My kidneys don't work,
I'm peeing red.


Blah blah blah...

 

[Thick dog]

I could really stand to lose a few inches around my belly and off of my immense shlong.

 

[Y_lifter]

My Pinkie toe on my left foot is crooked.
This week it is rubbing wrong inside my shoe and sore

 

[vixenbabe]

My shit don't stink....

 

[Boach]

owie...my papercut.

 

[saint808]

my shoulder still hurts...
my elbows are sore also...
i just gave birth to a lawyer... no wait just a giant stool my bad...

 

[MommaKin]

I'm menstruating.
I'm going to see Judas Priest in 2 weeks!!

 

[frorider6]

I'm so good looking that I intimidate girls and that's why I can't get a date.

 

[supersizeme]

i'm cold

 

[smallmovesal]

We can't bust heads like we used to, but we have our ways. One trick is to tell them stories that don't go anywhere. Like the time I caught the ferry over to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe. So, I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days nickels had pictures of bumblebees on them. 'Give me five bees for a quarter', you'd say. Now, where were we? Oh, yeah...the important thing was that I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn't have white onions because of the war; the only thing you could get was those big yellow ones.

 

[gorilla_boy]

I have some serious mental problems but I don't.

 

[Boach]

We can't bust heads like we used to, but we have our ways. One trick is to tell them stories that don't go anywhere. Like the time I caught the ferry over to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe. So, I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days nickels had pictures of bumblebees on them. 'Give me five bees for a quarter', you'd say. Now, where were we? Oh, yeah...the important thing was that I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn't have white onions because of the war; the only thing you could get was those big yellow ones.

That old lady from the simpsons!!!

 

[frorider6]

That old lady from the simpsons!!!

That's Grandpa Simpson!!!! You must not be a true fan.

 

[OMEGA]

I have deltoids to the floor

 

[Citruscide]

my shoulder still hurts...
my elbows are sore also...
i just gave birth to a lawyer... no wait just a giant stool my bad...

HEEEEEYYYY!!!

C

 

[The Shadow]

are whiney!

I'm bored,
Im Sick,
I coughed up a lung,
My kidneys don't work,
I'm peeing red.


Blah blah blah...

I have a headache.
I'm being audited
I've lost my gimp.


blah, blah, blah...

 

[frorider6]

Re: Re: God you people

I have a headache.
I'm being audited
I've lost my gimp.


blah, blah, blah...

Hey pal. You have work to do. So get to designing that workout. You can bitch and whine after it's posted.

 

[WODIN]

Re: Re: God you people

I have a headache.
I'm being audited
I've lost my gimp.


blah, blah, blah...

I wasn't audited oh lord of Anal Retreats. I had to sign off on an audit report.

I no longer have a headache.

My gimp is gone...

 

[Boach]

Re: Re: Re: God you people

I wasn't audited oh lord of Anal Retreats. I had to sign off on an audit report.

I no longer have a headache.

My gimp is gone...

Was the headache fake to avoid sex? I can totally see through that phony act.

 

[WODIN]

Re: Re: Re: Re: God you people

Was the headache fake to avoid sex? I can totally see through that phony act.

No I ravaged a pair of tube sox last night like they were virgins!

 

[The Shadow]

Re: Re: Re: God you people

Hey pal. You have work to do. So get to designing that workout. You can bitch and whine after it's posted.

MAster of the obvoious you are.

http://boards.elitefitness.com/forum/showthread.php?threadid=108517

 

[thermo]

Yea, chat/conversation on elite and halo dont mix.

 

[Kryp2o]

I'm so good looking that I intimidate girls and that's why I can't get a date.

I see I'm not the only one with that problem.

 

[danielson]

my knees hurt. i dont know why, its not a training injury. i must have hyperextended them

i didnt do a leg day this week. god i feel so dirty

 

[polarpixie]

i'm feeling a little constipated today....and I'm having a fat day.