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God this pisses me off..........

JKurz1

JKurz1

Banned
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Question from skinny kid:

"Dude... what can I do to like, you know, get bigger'n'shit, yo?"

Answer from me:

Go to the grocery store.

Buy a big bag of food.

Go home.

Eat it.

Come to the gym and train hard. Very hard. No sets that involve one-arm pec deck or other type of exercises you'd see an old woman weighing more than you performing.

Lift Hard. Lift heavy. Squat. Deadlift. Bench Press. Incline Press. Overhead Press. Barball Curls. Pull ups. Dips.

Go home.

Sleep.

Next day, get up and go to the grocery store again.

Buy a big bag of groceries. Eat them.

Come back to the gym. Train hard. Again, no old women exercies. I feel I must remind you of this because it seems that everytime I see you in here... you repeatedly do those old woman exercises. Stop now.

Go home.

Sleep

Repeat until you weigh as much as my right testicle which is roughly 130lbs.


Response form kid:

"Yeah ok I do that but it's not working, yo. What can I take to get bigger because I train hard and eat massive. Like today? I had two pop tarts for breakfast! Man that was filling".

Response from me:

I just walk away.



ARGH!!!!

This is such a common thing for me. I hate it. I don't know why I bother stopping to even try to help these fuckers anymore.

ARGH!!!!!!

lol

from MN
 
JKurz1 said:
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Question from skinny kid:

"Dude... what can I do to like, you know, get bigger'n'shit, yo?"

Answer from me:

Go to the grocery store.

Buy a big bag of food.

Go home.

Eat it.

Come to the gym and train hard. Very hard. No sets that involve one-arm pec deck or other type of exercises you'd see an old woman weighing more than you performing.

Lift Hard. Lift heavy. Squat. Deadlift. Bench Press. Incline Press. Overhead Press. Barball Curls. Pull ups. Dips.

Go home.

Sleep.

Next day, get up and go to the grocery store again.

Buy a big bag of groceries. Eat them.

Come back to the gym. Train hard. Again, no old women exercies. I feel I must remind you of this because it seems that everytime I see you in here... you repeatedly do those old woman exercises. Stop now.

Go home.

Sleep

Repeat until you weigh as much as my right testicle which is roughly 130lbs.


Response form kid:

"Yeah ok I do that but it's not working, yo. What can I take to get bigger because I train hard and eat massive. Like today? I had two pop tarts for breakfast! Man that was filling".

Response from me:

I just walk away.



ARGH!!!!

This is such a common thing for me. I hate it. I don't know why I bother stopping to even try to help these fuckers anymore.

ARGH!!!!!!

lol

from MN
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LOL!!! I go through the same shit at my gym! You have guys that you try to help because you feel sorry for them but then they want to make up every excuse in the world as to why they can't take the time and do it right. They don't understand the sacrifice and effort it takes to train, plan meals, keep daily record logs, etc. Everyone is looking for the easy way when there isn't one. It amazes me how incompetent people are!
 
Man, 2 pop tarts wouldn't fill me up, that'd just make me more hungry. In the wise words of Cartman: "An appetiser is what you eat, before you eat, to make you more hungry."
 
Its even worse when they comeup to and say "bro, i need to find some steroids, can u help me out?" with people all around. Happend at the bar to me on sat night....I almost punched the kid out but i restrained myself(on tren right now).
 
I ussualy go ahead and tell them that they will never be as big ( although im not that huge) and its not worth me anwsering their questions period. I tell them "you simply dont have what it takes and dont want it". Yuu trully have to want it. Are you prepared to cook , sleep train hard almost everyday....keep track of callories. Not go out alot of times when you want? etc.. You want it meet me here new years eve 12 pm or X-mas day 6 am sharp....well se if you got balls!
 
1 gram of patience weeks 1-12
4000 cal ED weeks 1-8
4500 call ED weeks 9-12
7 liters H2O ED weeks 1-12
500 mg Intensity pre-workout
1 swift kick in the balls if he ever asks again!!!
 
yo man you didn't have to come on here and post about it man.. yo i was just wondering! DIZZAMN! this morning i chowed 3 pop tarts and couldn't eat for another 4 hours, i can already tell a difference in my arms! Thanks for the tip! :rolleyes:
 
DIVISION said:
Sounds like you waste your time on people, Kurz.....

You've got your own "issues" to deal with, bro.




DIV
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Problems? Please.........I got a few dillemas, but no bb problems.......thanks though.
 
i'm with marshall, his pop-tart dose was waaayyy too low. he definitly needs to bump that up. and he needs to make sure they are choc.chip instead of that bullshit strawberry.
 
haha.. 2 poptarts.... i got this one last week.
"No matter what i do I cna't gain weight" ...
Me: what did u have for breakfast?
"a bowl of cereal"
ME:and your next meal?
"umm.. i brought lunch and i got a pb and J sandwich and an apple.."

lol..
 
My other favorite is no breakfast, "I cant digest in the morning, or not enough time before work" and then the ceasar salad with light dressing on the side for lunch and then pasta for dinner...........
 
JKurz1 said:
My other favorite is no breakfast, "I cant digest in the morning, or not enough time before work" and then the ceasar salad with light dressing on the side for lunch and then pasta for dinner...........
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my young (16) bro-in-law says that shit to me all the time...I want to get huge for footbal..but then says he just cant handle breakfast...but his ass sure heads to starbucks every morning for those mocha frapps!
 
I am so glad other people are frustrated as hell by this! My favorite part is giving someone advice and them not listening to it and then asking for advice again. I won't waste my breath if they don't listen the first time. Fucking idiots.
 
a-bomb5083 said:
i'm with marshall, his pop-tart dose was waaayyy too low. he definitly needs to bump that up. and he needs to make sure they are choc.chip instead of that bullshit strawberry.
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Aren't the strawberry ones a 1/5 serving of fruit though. Gotta get your 5 servings in. That's only 3 boxes a day.
 
stfuhr said:
Aren't the strawberry ones a 1/5 serving of fruit though. Gotta get your 5 servings in. That's only 3 boxes a day.
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LMAO!

The sad thing is that people really think along those lines.
 
I usually do the same about the food and working out properly. I get the same response. When I see them doing an exercize later I tell them they are doing it wrong. I show them how to do it right then make them use half the wieght. Then I come back later and tell them they are still doing it wrong and make them go lighter.
Next time I see them I tell them they are still doing it wrong and make them go lighter. They never bother me after that again.
 
slat1 said:
I usually do the same about the food and working out properly. I get the same response. When I see them doing an exercize later I tell them they are doing it wrong. I show them how to do it right then make them use half the wieght. Then I come back later and tell them they are still doing it wrong and make them go lighter.
Next time I see them I tell them they are still doing it wrong and make them go lighter. They never bother me after that again.
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That's a good idea. I have never thought of it like this. Make a dumbass kid use less weight and they will run away screaming. They would rather do it wrong and think they look cool than do it right and use less weight, dumbshits.
 
Don;t get me wrong....people ask me because they know I will help them out....it's just the same flippn thing over and over and over:

1 - Hey man, how do I get as shredded as you are?

2 - What exactly do you eat?

maybe thats why Im always asking people to post their diets.......that, for me, is def. the most interesting.......
 
JKurz1 said:
Don;t get me wrong....people ask me because they know I will help them out....it's just the same flippn thing over and over and over:

1 - Hey man, how do I get as shredded as you are?

2 - What exactly do you eat?

maybe thats why Im always asking people to post their diets.......that, for me, is def. the most interesting.......
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Easy with those f-bombs
 
PolfaJelfa said:
I ussualy go ahead and tell them that they will never be as big ( although im not that huge) and its not worth me anwsering their questions period. I tell them "you simply dont have what it takes and dont want it". Yuu trully have to want it. Are you prepared to cook , sleep train hard almost everyday....keep track of callories. Not go out alot of times when you want? etc.. You want it meet me here new years eve 12 pm or X-mas day 6 am sharp....well se if you got balls!
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Nice....I get brutally honest with some guys, telling them about GENETICS and how some guys will never get as big as other guys because they do not have the genetics for it, and no diet, work ethic or drug will change that.
 
silverbackn said:
I am so glad other people are frustrated as hell by this! My favorite part is giving someone advice and them not listening to it and then asking for advice again. I won't waste my breath if they don't listen the first time. Fucking idiots.
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Exactly.

The gorilla doesn't fuck around.




DIV
 
For me....haaahaha I gave it up long time ago. When they came to ask i replied : eat alot of rice and don't forget to put some under your pellow before SLEEPING .....I CAN HANLDE ANYTHING ANDEVERYTHING BUT IDIOCY
 
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