God Dammit

[Paulos]

Not only am I probably going to get fired at work tomorrow because one of my managers has been stealing money from my register (and I have no fucking way to prove it) - I just developed some sort of sinus infection and I'm hacking shit up everywhere.

I hope it's SARS and I'll be put out of my miserable little existance.
If it is you better show up to my funeral Darktooth.

 

[JohnyJuice]

Talk with your boss ahead of time. Tell him that the money is going to keep disappearing after you leave. Tell him not to mention why you were fired, so that the person wont be tipped off. And then tell him to pay attention, because it will continue.

 

[KAYNE]

FUCK THAT SHIT JOHNNYJUICE...........HE SHOULD JUST GO IN LIKE A VIKING AND KILL EVERYONE.


PAULOS
BRING AN AXE SO YOU CAN CHOP EVERYONE'S HANDS OFF BEFORE YOU KILL THEM.




KAYNE

 

[JohnyJuice]

FUCK THAT SHIT JOHNNYJUICE...........HE SHOULD JUST GO IN LIKE A VIKING AND KILL EVERYONE.




KAYNE

I tell you what, if it wasnt for getting locked up i am totally with that idea. Drag the guy who is getting you in trouble into the bosses office and tell him to fess up. I fnot, you are gonna break his foot with a sledge hammer.

And you can call me John, or Johny. Whichever you prefer.

 

[JohnyJuice]

Time for Paulos to kick some Starbuck ass

Starbucks?? LOL, i was thinking Wendy's for some reason.

 

[KAYNE]

And you can call me John, or Johny. Whichever you prefer.

DUDE, FOR SOME REASON YOU JUST REMINDED ME OF THAT MOVIE WITH JET LI AND BRIDGET FONDA. THE FRENCH DUDE KEEPS CALLING HIM JOHNY. CANT REMEMBER THE DAMN NAME OF THE MOVIE. IT WILL PROBABLY COME TO ME WHEN I'M SITTIN IN CLASS NEXT WEEK OR SOME SHIT.

 

[JohnyJuice]

DUDE, FOR SOME REASON YOU JUST REMINDED ME OF THAT MOVIE WITH JET LI AND BRIDGET FONDA. THE FRENCH DUDE KEEPS CALLING HIM JOHNY. CANT REMEMBER THE DAMN NAME OF THE MOVIE. IT WILL PROBABLY COME TO ME WHEN I'M SITTIN IN CLASS NEXT WEEK OR SOME SHIT.

Hmm. Cant help you with the movie. I am a gimp when it comes to films. I dont watch many. I am an uncultured bastard. And i am off to bed, to probably have some cool dreams of banging some hot, big titties, tight bonched chicks. Only to wake up laying on top of a pillow with a hard on. We all know how that goes. Thank God a man's pecker gets the hint and stops firing them off in his sleep after age 16.

 

[KAYNE]

YOURE GOING TO HAVE A DREAM ABOUT BIKINIMOM!!!

 

[WarriorPL]

Dude that really sucks.

Tell the damn manager before he coutns the register or something. Goodluck

 

[Paulos]

I already told the store manager that I was being stolen from, I've only been there about 6 weeks so I don't think she believes me.

The two people doing it are the night managers...they are both friends. There are no Cameras either.

The past 5 out of 8 shifts I have been short money, 20 dollars three times and 5 dollars (Enough to get a write up for) 2 times. The other three shifts neither of the two night managers had access to my register and I was perfect. The manger told me on my 5th write up that one more time would lead to termination. I was 5.01 under day before yesterday and she is talking to the district manager about what she should do, I will know today if I am terminated or not.

I have no idea why they'd want to get me fired other than that I don't fit into their little artsy lesbian crew, either way this job is the only positive thing I have going for me at the moment and it being taken away from me when I did nothing wrong is bullshit.

 

[Lestat]

Where do you work?

 

[WarriorPL]

Have you seen the managers actually take the cash out of the tray?

 

[Paulos]

No...I have not, but I've been working since I was 16 and have never had a problem with money handling. I can buy myself fucking up once, or twice MAYBE, but five times this frequently is not possible.

I know the two managers dislike me so that is motive for them to get a few extra bucks and get me fired in the process.


Lestat I work at Starbucks.

 

[MFMan]

It sounds like a case of discrimination but its usually hard to prove. Its sounds to me like they are sabotaging you or trying to make it look like you are fucking up. Thats why I always hated working cash registers. But hey theres always another Starbucks if it comes to that.

 

[Paulos]

It sounds like a case of discrimination but its usually hard to prove. Its sounds to me like they are sabotaging you or trying to make it look like you are fucking up. Thats why I always hated working cash registers. But hey theres always another Starbucks if it comes to that.

It will be hard to get hired at another store if I have "Terminated for stealing from register" on my head.

 

[HANSEL]

FUCK THAT SHIT JOHNNYJUICE...........HE SHOULD JUST GO IN LIKE A VIKING AND KILL EVERYONE.


PAULOS
BRING AN AXE SO YOU CAN CHOP EVERYONE'S HANDS OFF BEFORE YOU KILL THEM.




KAYNE

Thats was beautiful KAYNE, brought a tear to my eye.

 

[bwood]

It will be hard to get hired at another store if I have "Terminated for stealing from register" on my head.

sue their fuckin asses off for defamation...

they must conduct an adequate investigation before
even writing you up...

if not, defamation...

if they fire you, dont blow up...

be cool...

get copies of all your write ups...

make sure to keep a written log of who counts
you out each night...

if fired, have a friend(on tape), call and get a reference
on you, SNAP, slander...

tear those mother fuckers up...

 

[Paulos]

sue their fuckin asses off for defamation...

they must conduct an adequate investigation before
even writing you up...

if not, defamation...

if they fire you, dont blow up...

be cool...

get copies of all your write ups...

make sure to keep a written log of who counts
you out each night...

if fired, have a friend(on tape), call and get a reference
on you, SNAP, slander...

tear those mother fuckers up...

Don't you need money to suit and shit? I have copies of all of my write ups, and I am not planning on blowing up. I count myself out every night, the problem is that the two managers have access to my register and dropbox (where you put 20s) at all times...so they could easily gank me while I was on lunch or when they are changing money out to give me rolls of quarters, dimes, etc.

 

[grlpwrd]

Sorry, I just can't imagine you being a barista .. but I know Starbucks is very employee-friendly (besides the fact I am a stockholder LOL) and I don't think Howard Schultz would want you to go thru this hell.

Have you considered going thru the chain of command for employee situations like this and requesting a change of shifts while this is being investigated? ..keeping it on the "down low," of course, and not give any indication of what is happening. I'm sure upper management (and stockholders like me ) would be very interested in employees who steal from the company.

Good luck!

 

[Optimus B]

DUDE, FOR SOME REASON YOU JUST REMINDED ME OF THAT MOVIE WITH JET LI AND BRIDGET FONDA. THE FRENCH DUDE KEEPS CALLING HIM JOHNY. CANT REMEMBER THE DAMN NAME OF THE MOVIE. IT WILL PROBABLY COME TO ME WHEN I'M SITTIN IN CLASS NEXT WEEK OR SOME SHIT.

kiss of the dragon?

 

[nevertoobig]

Come on Paulos, think something up. There must be some way that you can get these two managers caught and save your job.

Have a word with your boss and if she tries to fire you, ask her to let you work just a few more times and to keep a very close eye on the other two. Maybe set a camera up or something....

If i were in your position I'd try to make sure that I kept my job and the other two got fired.

 

[Optimus B]

Not only am I probably going to get fired at work tomorrow because one of my managers has been stealing money from my register (and I have no fucking way to prove it) - I just developed some sort of sinus infection and I'm hacking shit up everywhere.

I hope it's SARS and I'll be put out of my miserable little existance.
If it is you better show up to my funeral Darktooth.

are you the only one using the till?

do you oversee that the till has the correct amount of cash in it beforehand?

do you observe them count the till afterwards?

if "NO" to any of these questions then you are not accountable.

 

[The Almighty]

#1 The movie in question is "Kiss of the Dragon."

#2 Dont mean to make you jelus Paulos, but even if you get SARS you have a 98.5% chance of living.

All in all, I think you should quit and work for Joe Diangello.

 

[Paulos]

#1 The movie in question is "Kiss of the Dragon."

#2 Dont mean to make you jelus Paulos, but even if you get SARS you have a 98.5% chance of living.

All in all, I think you should quit and work for Joe Diangello.

1. Why u so nasty?

2. I don't think he would hire me.


Grlpwrd - I already talked to my manager, she believes I am being stolen from or I would have been fired by now. The problem is It's going to be difficult to find out who it is with no cameras.


Optimus - I am the only one using the till, I count it down in the beginning and end, but they have access to it and my dropbox at all times with the ease of a key...so it is beyond easy for them to take from me if they want to.

 

[nevertoobig]

1. Why u so nasty?

2. I don't think he would hire me.


Grlpwrd - I already talked to my manager, she believes I am being stolen from or I would have been fired by now. The problem is It's going to be difficult to find out who it is with no cameras.


Optimus - I am the only one using the till, I count it down in the beginning and end, but they have access to it and my dropbox at all times with the ease of a key...so it is beyond easy for them to take from me if they want to.

She probably doesnt totall believe you though, how can she?

Cantu just get one of these hidden cams?

 

[KAYNE]

Thats was beautiful KAYNE, brought a tear to my eye.

LOL.......THX.

 

[KAYNE]

kiss of the dragon?

YEP. THATS IT. WHERE HE STICKS THAT NEEDLE IN BACK OF THE DUDES NECK AND HIS HEAD EXPLODES. THAT WAS GREAT. KARMA FOR YOU AND ALMIGHTY.