goatslayer... please post another choose your own adventure

[smallmovesal]

or do you need to be drunk like the other night?

 

[satanic goatslayer]

I wasn't drunk. I am opposed to the consumption of alcohol.

The only adventure I'd like to see people take is the adventure to the dark cellar near the woodthrush's nest where a man is waiting with a pitchfork to gut and eat their bodies.

Choose.

Path

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2

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Choose quickly, for Toothless is strung up by the gullet and needs to be fed through an IV.

 

[smallmovesal]

can i choose to watch toothless suffer instead?

 

[satanic goatslayer]

If you had eyes on my scimitar, cause that fucking curry cook has passed his life expectancy. Although stringing him up to die of exposure sounds lovely as well.

Vote on the referendum.

Toothless to die in '02.

It's the most beautiful place in the whole fucking world.

 

[smallmovesal]

i'd like you to cut out my throat and ears so they don't bother me anymore please.

oh, and death to toothless in '02

 

[satanic goatslayer]

Word to the streets homegirl, a enemy of T is a friend of me.

Enemy of T (oothless), friends with me.

If you're down with slaughtering T, well then you're down with me.

Au revoir my friend, and a very merry MAD to you - it soon approaches, I will bump my last year's post at a later date.

Letter down.

 

[smallmovesal]

 

[satanic goatslayer]

 

[Steroid_Virgin]

a couple made in heaven...