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gnc and the little bich

startin45

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I have to get this off my chest.
So I went to gnc because I have one of their gold cards, so I get an additional 20% off, plus 20%off eas this month. I figured that I could get some decent prices. Little did i know the gnc clerk that tops all stupid gnc clerks ever discussed on this board was employed there. I now like to call him the little bitch.
First I asked for price on tub of simply whey, with the discounts. He sat there for about 20secs trying to figure it out in his head. Then out of right field he says "You know what really is the best thing to take now is?", I didn't expect this, "ZMA." I said that's all right and tried to get back to the protein when he said" The other best thing is HMB." Ok, I do think HMB is good, but then I asked a question. I don't know why he would know this but I kind of wanted to know. I ask how close HMB is to the amino leucine, since it is a metabolite of leucine. He laughed at me and responded as if it was a stupid question then looked me in the eyes and said that it wasn't an amino, and that it was really similar to ecdysterone, yes that bug hormone shit.:mad:
So I got the little bitch back to the protein thing, and then he jumped ship again and started marketing me myoplex. I said I don't want a meal replacement. He said that myoplex isn't a meal replacement:confused: and that it was only a protein powder. I said why would I buy 42packs of protein for $100 when I can get a 5lb tub of protein for $30,with discount. He said that the myoplex is a better by because of better quality proteins, then he basically read the label to me thinking the big words would sway me. I had enough of the little bitch. I said "what are you trying to do" and he just stared at me blankly. I said, ok, either you are the dumbest worker I've ever seen at a gnc or your just trying to scam me into buying overpriced shit.:kaioken: He then tried to talk back so I knocked him out.:rolleyes: Grabbed my girlfriend and left.
Well thanks bros for listening to my story about the little bitch.
Ok, I didn't knock him out, would have be cool if I did. I could have looted the store:D .
 
I'm sorry you didn't like my post. I hope it didn't was 20sec of your life to read. Plus the 30 it took you to reply.
If you don't like the post, dont reply.:idea:
 
I don't understand why you even expended any calories even trying to talk to him.

You should have pulled an Austin....


Clerk: Hi my name is Little Bitch
You: WHAT!?

Clerk: Hi would you like some ZMA?
You: WHAT!?

Clerk: Well ZMA is equivilant to Growth Hormone, this new one by Cytodyne has L-Dopa in it.
You: WHAT!?

Clerk: L-Dopa is basically natural growth Hormone, but 10 x more effective than the synthetic version.
You: WHAT!?

Clerk: ..Well how about some wonderful HMB, you know they say it "feels like Deca"
You: WHAT!?

Clerk: How about some Myoplex?
You: WHAT!?

Clerk: Can I suck your dick?
You: WHAT?!

Clerk: Please, just once, okay maybe twice.
You: WHAT!?

Clerk: My mom tells my roundness is "cute"
You: WHAT!?

Clerk: Once I dug a hole at the beach and fell in it
You: WHAT?!

Clerk: Sometimes I pretend i'm Maggie Malone on Growing Pains
You: WHAT!?

Clerk: IkE Seaver on Growin Pains was the Chucky Cheeses Rats Older Brother.
You: WHAT!?

Clerk: I eat Ass.
You: WHAT!?


Enough of this Bullshit.
Peace.
 
Tha One CrumCake said:
I don't understand why you even expended any calories even trying to talk to him.

You should have pulled an Austin....


Clerk: Hi my name is Little Bitch
You: WHAT!?

Clerk: Hi would you like some ZMA?
You: WHAT!?

Clerk: Well ZMA is equivilant to Growth Hormone, this new one by Cytodyne has L-Dopa in it.
You: WHAT!?

Clerk: L-Dopa is basically natural growth Hormone, but 10 x more effective than the synthetic version.
You: WHAT!?

Clerk: ..Well how about some wonderful HMB, you know they say it "feels like Deca"
You: WHAT!?

Clerk: How about some Myoplex?
You: WHAT!?

Clerk: Can I suck your dick?
You: WHAT?!

Clerk: Please, just once, okay maybe twice.
You: WHAT!?

Clerk: My mom tells my roundness is "cute"
You: WHAT!?

Clerk: Once I dug a hole at the beach and fell in it
You: WHAT?!

Clerk: Sometimes I pretend i'm Maggie Malone on Growing Pains
You: WHAT!?

Clerk: IkE Seaver on Growin Pains was the Chucky Cheeses Rats Older Brother.
You: WHAT!?

Clerk: I eat Ass.
You: WHAT!?


Enough of this Bullshit.
Peace.


lol...what about --- can u smmeeelllllll what the.....shit wrong guy.


Oh well.


Maxx >>>>>
 
some folks like to "display" how smart they are just because they work in the GNC. Don't sweat it. Cut him off next time.
 
Maxx Out said:



lol...what about --- can u smmeeelllllll what the.....shit wrong guy.


Oh well.


Maxx >>>>>


Hmmm that would be an interesting approach to it as well....

Clerk: Hi, I work at GNC and i'm Super smart, can I help you...
Cake: Hmm, tha Cake didn't catch your name...What is your name?

Clerk: Well my name is Li---
Cake: IT DOESN'T MAAAATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!

Cake: You come here, Run your mouth about ZMA, HMB, TRIPLE H, ASSY NIPPLES, BUG POTION, MAGIC POTION, VASELINE LOTION, WELL THA CAKE says this, He will take that MAGICAL bottle of ecdysterone, Read tha label, check the Warnings, open it up and PROCEED TO STICK EACH AND EVERY ONE of those insect little nipples STRAIGHT UP! - YOUR CANDY ASS! IF YAAAAAA SMELLL EL EL EL EL EL EL EL EL ELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL....What tha CAKE........is cookin.

Then proceed to give him the peoples Elbow right there in front of his manager.
 
GNC cracks me up

They sell all of the latest and "sophisticated" garbage that nutrition has to offer and they employ nobody that understands the practical use of the stuff. Other than protein supps, vitamins and chelated minerals, GNC is fairly useless. Fortunately, nobody starts up a discussion with me in there when I go to get stuff.
 
ROFL... this is some funny ass shit.
do gnc clerks go to a training program where they learn how to be dumb assholes who know dick about the products they try to push over on fat hapless fools that just need a decent weightlifting program and diet?
 
trial0r--let me ask you: knowing what you know about the useless things that GNC has to sell, what do you really need to know? These salespeople get asked stuff like: what's the best supplement for weight loss? Look at who is asking the question? Now tell me, will the answer really make a difference? If I worked at GNC, the only thing I would morally feel good about selling is the protein supps, the vitamins, and the chelated minerals.
 
u know why they dont employ weight lifters like us???

because we would sit there all day and eat all those damn protein bars and shakes and put them out of business, besides all the supps i would give to my friends cause it is such a piss ant job.
 
Everytime without exception when I went to GNC they tried to pull that sh*t. I stoped going there when they told me that something called secretougue was just as good as steroids and it only cost $100. Those guys are worthless
 
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