Girls Don't open This Thread.

[Nathan]

Let's ALL have sex with your daughter.

 

[Bullit]

unless you are experienced in crapping.

I would imagine that most EF females have 20+ years of practice.
Does that count as 'experienced'?

 

[curling]

The reason why it because it is about crapping and what makes you crap so don't read further unless you are experienced in crapping.












What part of the sushi dinner gives me the runs?

They give me some squid salad for free that has cucumber and vinegar dressing on it. The I have a roll with crab and shrimp on the inside and avacodo with eel sauce with two different kinds of fish eggs on top. Then I soak it in soy and wasabi mixed together and eat a bunch of ginger to chase each bite. What is giving me the squirts?

 

[Bullit]

7.
I find 82% of curlings posts extremely amusing.


The towel head one from this morning was in the 18% that are filled to the rim with suckage.

 

[MarthaStewart]

I assure you that if you stomp hard enough on a passed out girl's stomach, she will shit all over the place.

 

[notoriousQQ]

Bullit - can we get a rating on the quality of this thread please, particularly his use of the word "squirts".

 

[HumorMe]

What is giving me the squirts?

Does your wife own a strap-on? That could be the problem.

 

[curling]

Re: Re: Girls Don't open This Thread.

I would imagine that most EF females have 20+ years of practice.
Does that count as 'experienced'?

You're right that is to vague how about experience in what makes you crap?

Btw this isn't no joke thread this is very important. I love my sushi and I hate having the squirts.

 

[Y_lifter]

Could it be the high bacterial levels in the fish they serve
at the sushi bar ?

I'm sure you go for quantity and price VS quality, seeing as you eat taquitas from circle K

 

[curling]

I haven't got one serious answer yet. Sheesh. I thought martha would at least attempts to be scientific about this. I mean I have three or 4 times after eating sushi that is alot of unconfortableness, groaning and moaning, and toilet paper.

 

[MarthaStewart]

I haven't got one serious answer yet. Sheesh. I thought martha would at least attempts to be scientific about this. I mean I have three or 4 times after eating sushi that is alot of unconfortableness, groaning and moaning, and toilet paper.

"would attempts to be"


I'm gonna would attempts to be the 100th guy to assfuck your daughter you clownfaced shitheater.

 

[MarthaStewart]

I would guess that either you are low on enzymes to deal with the digestion of fish meat, or you just had excessive protein and paid the price for it.
Same thing really either way.

Or maybe you have a tapeworm - that is one of the early indicators.

 

[Bullit]

curling - could you please post a pic of your daughter?

Thank you!

 

[curling]

"would attempts to be"


I'm gonna would attempts to be the 100th guy to assfuck your daughter you clownfaced shitheater.

Ok enough for english lesson? How about telling me what makes me get the runs jerkwad. The answer you give is going to be the determination if you are really intellegent or not. So answer wisely.

Ylifter,

Maybe but unlike my breakfast food place the sushi bar is of utmost quality the best in town. I don't skimp on my sushi. My bill is $12 for just one roll(including tip)

 

[Bullit]

uuuuhhh.....no.

Describe her then.

 

[curling]

curling - could you please post a pic of your daughter?

Thank you!

uuuuhhh.....no.

 

[plornive]

I ate a pound and a half of raw salmon yesterday, followed by a fried banana. My shit was almost as enjoyable as my dinner, but not quite as enjoyable as the fact that I got dinner for free.

My shit is solid as a rock, if that makes you feel any worse.

 

[Nathan]

Wouldn't it be funny if curling found out I was having sex with his daughter. And then, after every time I porked her ferociously, I asked him to lead us in a prayer to ask Jesus for forgiveness for succumbing to our lustful desires. Then, in the middle of his prayer, I bent her over like the whore she is and fucked her again.

 

[Lift Chief]

How would you rate your daughter on a scale of 1-10 in terms of pure sex appeal?

 

[Shak]

this may answer your question:

http://www.msu.edu/~travel/atd.pdf

 

[Shak]

curling -

note that sushi is one of the foods to avoid if you're worried about diarrhea.

 

[bigschweeler]

Isn't there a warning that goes something like "eating raw or uncooked or undercooked foods may result in...."

 

[Nathan]

Martha and shaq thanks for the info.

I am going to screw up here because he has pushed me to far. Fuck you nathan. I hope a bunch of dikey women beat the shit out of you dickwad.

I hope you realize Jesus will never forgive you for uttering such horrible, horrible maliciously malicious words. He's done with you. Just done. He's telling God you're a homosexual right now so that you won't be allowed into heaven with the rest of us.

 

[curling]

Martha and shaq thanks for the info.

I am going to screw up here because he has pushed me to far. Fuck you nathan. I hope a bunch of dikey women beat the shit out of you dickwad.

 

[jrw667s]

Crazy. You are all crazy...and I like it.

 

[sermon_of_mockery]

did you eat alot of the ginger?Seeing as it's primary reason for being there is to aid in digestion,if you eat too much,you can get diahreah(sp).

 

[BonerBoy]

Let's ALL have sex with your daughter.

why not?


i'm sure everyone else is

 

[plornive]

why not?


i'm sure everyone else is

I am. In fact, my dick is in her mouth right now. Wait.........

unnnununungunun..uuuuhhhhhh.....

She swallows too

 

[rsnoble]

I assure you that if you stomp hard enough on a passed out girl's stomach, she will shit all over the place.

And im sure your ugly ass will be there with your mouth open while whacking your pud.