Gin & Juice

[Bullit]

Have you noticed how cut that fucker LL Cool J is?
Dudes gotta be on roids.


And why do women go for assholes?

I like this chick... how should I ask her out?

 

[HappyScrappy]

you know what this thread needs?

peacocks.

 

[HappyScrappy]

oh - also, someone tell me what kind of cycles Brad Pitt has been hitting. Like is that winny or what?

 

[slickdadd]

What's up to my San Diego Peeps!!!!

 

[GinNJuice]

I wonder where sk* sits now?

 

[john937]

you know what this thread needs?

peacocks.

 

[WODIN]

 

[HappyScrappy]

killing machines

 

[GinNJuice]

you know what this thread needs?

peacocks.

Oh, I thought you were looking for a picture of plifter.

 

[Bullit]

Those peacocks arenice. Very nice. Like all peacocks are.

Those peacocks, however, are not the Canadian military trained peacocks. I have managed to get a top secret pic of one, and at great personal risk have linked it below.
As you can see this is mid-combat. Eye lazers are firing, it is bloodsoaked and its armed with a blow dryer, a VERY HOT blow dryer.

WARNING - This pic may not be for the faint of heart.

 

[Bullit]

killing machines

You recognize, and repect the power of the Peacock.
And those are just run of the mill Peacocks.


I think this is enough to make all you Americans re-think any invasion schemes you may be planning.

 

[HappyScrappy]

wow - that is one of those hot blow drier. not the kind for your hair, but the kind for melting shit that you see in car shops and stuff.

I think part of the reason they are so deadly is that they are pretty, and the tail full of fake eyes distracts people that are trying to gouge out its eyes.

 

[supersizeme]

Dude, peacocks don't fuck around. It's like, they were supposed to be in Jurassic Park III as the mammal that ends up handing T-Rex its ass, but they were unable to tame one of them for filming because they were too wild and kept blow drying everyone to death. I myself have a peacock tail that I bring into the octagon when I'm fighting in UFC events on the weekends for pre-fight intimidation purposes. I used it last against Ken Shamrock in the UFC XXIIVIVIVICAFOX finals, as soon as I whipped that tail out and flared it up, Ken was like "woah" and I was like "yeah" and he was like "woah" and I was like "yeah."

 

[GinNJuice]

UFC XXIIVIVIVICAFOX finals,

Again..... THAT was funny.

 

[supersizeme]

Again..... THAT was funny.

that woman, next to tyra banks, is my #1 black female that i would like to griddle my sausage in. Six Nine just don't know. wait, yeah he do.

 

[HappyScrappy]

lol - I didn't even catch it - I just figured he banged out a bunch of roman numerals.

fucking romans.

 

[GinNJuice]

that woman, next to tyra banks, is my #1 black female that i would like to griddle my sausage in. Six Nine just don't know. wait, yeah he do.

Tyra is 'ight, but anyman that doesn't have Halle at the top of the list is a homo.

Lil Kim is high on my list, too, for some reason.

 

[TEXgrl]

<-----is kim, not lil tho!!

 

[GinNJuice]

<-----is kim, not lil tho!!

uhhhh,...... I like your new avatar