Gilbert Godfried's Dirty Jokes

[Longhorn85]

Gilbert Gottfried's Dirty Jokes

Has anyone seen this DVD? I love GG, he is one of my favorite comedians but I don't think I've ever seen a nastier stand up act ever. Richard Pryor and Redd Foxx were dirty but they are nothing compared to this.

Some good jokes on there: (paraphrasing)

A Jewish man found a bottle and rubbed it. A genie came out and offered to grant a wish. The Jewish man pulled out a map and said, "you see this area? this is the middle east. Muslims, Christians and Jews have fought and killed and shed blood for centuries. I want you to bring peace to this region."

Genie: "I'm sorry, that is just too insurmountable. I can't solve that ancient problem. Is there something else I can do?"

Jewish Man: "Sure. I've been married for 30 years and my wife refuses to give me a blow job. I've begged and begged and she has never given me one in 30 years. Can you get my wife to give me just one blow job?"

Genie: "Can I see that map again?"

Of course with GG's delivery it is hilarious. That is not one of the nasty ones though.

 

[jujubes]

 

[Longhorn85]

Ok, only one laugh (thanks JJ), but if you like Godfried it's highly recommended.

 

[Mr. dB]

Gottfried

 

[Longhorn85]

Thanks, edited for spelling.

 

[Kakdiesel]

anybody see his jokes at the Friar's Roast right after 9/11?
If you've seen the movie, The Aristocrats!, then you'll know what im talking about.

 

[Longhorn85]

No, but thanks for telling me because the punchline to his final joke has to do with The Aristocrats and I didn't get it. Now I will have to go back and watch it.

 

[Kakdiesel]

No, but thanks for telling me because the punchline to his final joke has to do with The Aristocrats and I didn't get it. Now I will have to go back and watch it.

if you like Gilbert, you will like that clip. that whole movie was pretty funny.

 

[Longhorn85]

congrats on getting your original handle back

 

[Kakdiesel]

congrats on getting your original handle back

lol brings back bad memories huh? lol

 

[Longhorn85]

good ones

 

[perkele]

Re: Gilbert Gottfried's Dirty Jokes

Has anyone seen this DVD? I love GG, he is one of my favorite comedians but I don't think I've ever seen a nastier stand up act ever. Richard Pryor and Redd Foxx were dirty but they are nothing compared to this.

Some good jokes on there: (paraphrasing)

A Jewish man found a bottle and rubbed it. A genie came out and offered to grant a wish. The Jewish man pulled out a map and said, "you see this area? this is the middle east. Muslims, Christians and Jews have fought and killed and shed blood for centuries. I want you to bring peace to this region."

Genie: "I'm sorry, that is just too insurmountable. I can't solve that ancient problem. Is there something else I can do?"

Jewish Man: "Sure. I've been married for 30 years and my wife refuses to give me a blow job. I've begged and begged and she has never given me one in 30 years. Can you get my wife to give me just one blow job?"

Genie: "Can I see that map again?"

Of course with GG's delivery it is hilarious. That is not one of the nasty ones though.

Can we hear the "SON OF A BITCH!"?

 

[Mr. dB]

No, but thanks for telling me because the punchline to his final joke has to do with The Aristocrats and I didn't get it. Now I will have to go back and watch it.

It won't help. But that's sort of the point of that joke. http://www.spschat.com/RareMedia/videos/southparkjoke-thearistocrats.wmv

 

[Longhorn85]

So you saw the Gottfried DVD? What did you think? Nasty?

 

[Mr. dB]

So you saw the Gottfried DVD? What did you think? Nasty?

I haven't seen it, but I think that GG has been a very funny and very underrated comedian for a long time. Remember when he was on the cast of Saturday Night Live?

 

[Longhorn85]

Vaguely, but I really thought he was funny on some family movies like Problem Child series and as the voice of characters in a couple of Disney films.

Not to scratch an old wound, but I saw an American Muscle special on the speed channel the other day based on the life of the Impala. I thought of you when I saw it, I think you would have enjoyed it.

 

[Mr. dB]

Not to scratch an old wound, but I saw an American Muscle special on the speed channel the other day based on the life of the Impala. I thought of you when I saw it, I think you would have enjoyed it.

I'd like to have seen that. My dad always had Impalas for company cars when I was a kid.