Gift For Boss

[ANDRO ROID RAGER]

I have been at this job less than a year and I have found out one way to move up at this company is to give the boss a awesome X-mass gift. I'm thinking of giving her a pocket rocket. All the employees will be in the conference room to exchange gifts. So I think I will make a great impression. Besides there are some real jerk guys and chicks that work with me. And when they see my gift they will feal like dumb asses. The kicker is I will say, "What no batteries? That's ok boss I got some in my pants." And then I will put the batteries in her pocket rocket. And I will shake it in her face and say, "No more lonely nights for you." What do you think? It's such a great Idea.

 

[from zero]

You'll own that company soon.

 

[ANDRO ROID RAGER]

You'll own that company soon.

Really? Wow I knew I had a great idea. Well to get on top faster maybe I should give her a John Holmes replica, but the 10 DD batteries are sort of expensive on my salary. I bet buttplug, neverbuff or anabolicmd would know what to do.

 

[from zero]

You are a goddamned genius.

 

[ANDRO ROID RAGER]

You are a goddamned genius.

Like 2Thick, AAP, massiveguns, or Hulkster?

But your right I think I am a genius.