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Getting zits on your back.....why are they not as fun to pop?

maybe, but I'm not alone in my thinking!

Had a conversation about this at work with a bunch of people, it was pretty damn funny how we all think alike
 
i enjoy them sometimes. For some reason back zits are much more vulnerable than face zits. A face zit requires surgical pressure to pop it. A back zit is soo pressurized that all you have to do is put mild pressure on a point next to it to pop it.

other than that they suck.
 
jennifer said:
I'm thinking because you can't get the right angle, and you can't see your work

That's nasty. The best way to fuck a girl is from behind. That way you don't have to look at their face and picture them telling you, "You don't hold me enough". And to have to look at a bitch"s nasty whitehead zits while your jammin' her!! Shit.....
 
Jen I think it's not as fun because you have to re locate your arms after dislocating them for zit popping on ones back.
 
I have these pimples on the back of my traps that have stayed there for like a fucking month. I think all the pressure from wearing a backpack last semester kept the shit in there and now it's taking an extra long time to work it out. Fuck, you can't get with girls with shit like that on your back!
 
I hate the ones on the back. In my case, athey usually have a direct nerve connected to my cerebrum, when touched shoots a pain the equivalent of childbirth throughout my body that usually floors me, so i leave them be.
 
because of all the nasty heat producing shit i have had to put on my back due to injurng it, i just felt back there and there are some zits


:bawling: i dont usually getback zits, these hurt
 
i am going to devise a machine that lances them and sucks the shit right out which you can then use to add to your protein shakes.
 
Burning_Inside said:
i am going to devise a machine that lances them and sucks the shit right out which you can then use to add to your protein shakes.

Good, I would have alot of shakes then!


I break out a little in the summer time. Never had problems with acne, but never had perfect skin either.




crimson coal------very nice point! lol
 
Backne sucks. Try using one of those round white pens to get to the ones midway down your back. Just take the cap out of the back end as well as the ink cartridge and bingo you have a backne extend-a-popper.

Funny thing is, the hollow pen tube amplifies the sound when they pop. It sounds like someone popping plastic bubble wrap in the next room. I did that one night in bed when I couldn't sleep. I just kept aiming the hollow pen around the general location and finally I hit the mother lode. It was loud enough that my wife who was awake nearly lost her dinner.

Be sure not to forget which pen you used and wind up chewing on it by mistake.
 
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