getting teeth cleaned today-- scared shitless

[biteme]

Not really. But I do hate it. It always hurts. Especially when they sharpen my fangs.

 

[HumorMe]

If the dental technician has big boobs, eat a whole package of oreos cookies. You will be in titty heaven.

 

[jerkbox]

ask for some nitrous

 

[Werd]

If the dental technician has big boobs, eat a whole package of oreos cookies. You will be in titty heaven.

LOL I'll have to remember that.

 

[KillahBee]

I get into a fight with the dental hygienist everytime I get my teeth cleaned. "Tsk tsk, your gums are bleeding". No fucking shit, lady! You are poking them with a friggin surgical blade for Christ's sake!! At what point did you think they weren't going to bleed? What, the everyday routine of touching them gently with a soft brush or thin piece of string is supposed to make my gums battle-tested against razor blades? How about this- I jab you in the stomach with an ice pick and we'll see if that bleeds?!

 

[PHATchik]

I get into a fight with the dental hygienist everytime I get my teeth cleaned. "Tsk tsk, your gums are bleeding". No fucking shit, lady! You are poking them with a friggin surgical blade for Christ's sake!! At what point did you think they weren't going to bleed? What, the everyday routine of touching them gently with a soft brush or thin piece of string is supposed to make my gums battle-tested against razor blades? How about this- I jab you in the stomach with an ice pick and we'll see if that bleeds?!

I detect some anger management issues here.

 

[KillahBee]

I detect some anger management issues here.

just my ongoing battle against the everyday stupidity of others and the general acceptance of social norms that go against what should be common sense yet are never questioned.



















And, I have anger management issues.

 

[chewyxrage]

they always give me shit too.

just go uh huh and then drool on yourself.

 

[Burning_Inside]

I just got a root canal done this morning. . Owned.