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Getting Stoned To Death!!!

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God damn it. If I had this sentence, before they tied me up, I would bean the hell out of everyone with stones myself. That is fucked up. Makes me wanna grab the people in charge and shake the hell outta them and yell "WHAT THE FUCK???"
 
casavant said:


Makes me want to do the same, among many other more unsavory things.

Man, I would fuck everyone up. Before I was stoned... I would be on Oprah... Ricki Lake... Springer.... just talking shit about their ass.

No one would show up to stone my ass.
 
Anal AssPlorer said:


Man, I would fuck everyone up. Before I was stoned... I would be on Oprah... Ricki Lake... Springer.... just talking shit about their ass.

No one would show up to stone my ass.

I was wondering, if you were about to be stoned, and you resisted and fought every inch of the way, and tried to run every chance you got, what's the worst that could happen? Get gunned down by an AK-47? That sounds like a hell of a deal compared to large rocks.
 
casavant said:


I was wondering, if you were about to be stoned, and you resisted and fought every inch of the way, and tried to run every chance you got, what's the worst that could happen? Get gunned down by an AK-47? That sounds like a hell of a deal compared to large rocks.

Exactly... how are they going to "punish" you? Tell 'yo momma so fat' jokes?

Man, I would have that crowd in such a frenzy by insulting their poor throws that after stoning me they would loot the city.
 
I can't separate the subject from that scene in the Life of Brian, where John Cleese is trying to whip a rabble of women wearing fake beards into shape and ends up getting stoned himself.
 
in some arabic countries they just throw a few pebbles at you then shoot you. this is seen as more humane

but yes. a public stoning is seen to be the ultimate humilition as u get a public drawn out death





this is why i would NEVER live under islamic law. yet its wanting to be enforced on everyone. cheating is a REALLY shitty thing to do, but to kill someone. you'd think they'd do something horrific but not death
 
pebbles and then shooting? thats a fuckin' cop out... if you are gonna stone somebody to death you should use baseball sized rocks and have to stand at least 30 feet away so its some sort of challenge....
 
oh its usually a pit, thenm tied up in the centre, and then srtones thrown in until the are severely bludgeoned to death

the shooting thing usually only happens in iran and stuff.....i doubt nigeria will do the shooting. infact they will probably stone her by throwing into her body first then her head

islamic law is one of the MANY things that scares me about islam.
 
The style of stoning depends on a few things, the town and the frequency of stoning sentences.

Some towns that are draconian will have stoning circles.

Most simply surround the victim and throw rocks until the person stops moving, then the more heartless finish them off with some big rocks to the skull.
 
That's a horrible way to die...Along with drowning and being eaten alive by a shark. There was a movie my English teacher made us watch back in highschool about some town lottery. It was some sort of tradition or something to pick a name and stone a person for a good planting season. I thought the movie was disturbing, they took some mother and all of a sudden after she was called everyone turned against her. Then you saw rock after rock thrown by all her former friends as she was killed by these rocks.
 
and I thought that when they stoned you, they tied you down underneath a big board or sheet of wood and then piled the stones on top untill you get squished to death.
 
damn... what a culture!!! all for having a kid out of wedlock... i bet the guy lied and said he pulled out.
 
When are these idiots going to learn that leathel injection, hanging, electrocution and firing squads are much more humane?
 
Running electricity through someone while they shit and piss all over themselves and their head catches fire isn't that much better (although I would guess it's a tad bit quicker-- but smells much worse)
 
VicTusDeuS said:
That's a horrible way to die...Along with drowning and being eaten alive by a shark. There was a movie my English teacher made us watch back in highschool about some town lottery. It was some sort of tradition or something to pick a name and stone a person for a good planting season. I thought the movie was disturbing, they took some mother and all of a sudden after she was called everyone turned against her. Then you saw rock after rock thrown by all her former friends as she was killed by these rocks.

High school sheesh they made me read that story in Jr. High. I never understood why either it was horrible story. Public school is weird what they think is good litature for kids to read.

I feel bad for this lady. Poor thing must be scared to death. That is another reason I think islam sux. Jesus wouldn't have had her stoned, He would have forgiven her and told her to go and sin no more. I can't see anybody would want to be a Muslim compared to a Christian.
 
Different Strokes for different folks...Why would anyone choose to become a criminal instead of a cop...It must be something in the head.

Maybe it was Middle School I saw the movie. I'm not too sure now as both seem like a long time ago...

curling said:


High school sheesh they made me read that story in Jr. High. I never understood why either it was horrible story. Public school is weird what they think is good litature for kids to read.

I feel bad for this lady. Poor thing must be scared to death. That is another reason I think islam sux. Jesus wouldn't have had her stoned, He would have forgiven her and told her to go and sin no more. I can't see anybody would want to be a Muslim compared to a Christian.
 
VicTusDeuS said:
Different Strokes for different folks...Why would anyone choose to become a criminal instead of a cop...It must be something in the head.


Kind of a interesting analogy you picked out there in terms of criminal to Islam and a cop to Christianity. You are alright Vic.

Maybe it was Middle School I saw the movie. I'm not too sure now as both seem like a long time ago...

You got to watch a movie? We had to read the short story still think it was horrible and that was over 25 years ago.
 
Hengst said:
and I thought that when they stoned you, they tied you down underneath a big board or sheet of wood and then piled the stones on top untill you get squished to death.

No. This was a form of torture used in Eurpoe and the American colonies.
 
Curling you are unbelievably narrow-minded.....Islam is akin to being a criminal and Christianity is akin to being a policeman? In my opinion, both religions are garbage, Christianity was good before it got corrupted by man.
 
Frackal said:
Curling you are unbelievably narrow-minded.....Islam is akin to being a criminal and Christianity is akin to being a policeman? In my opinion, both religions are garbage,

Hey, I didn't say it. I just said I thought it was interesting the analogy he used.

Christianity was good before it got corrupted by man.

Then take the man out of it and keep it pure.
 
the book is called 'the lottery', they made a short film of it too, obviously :) It was taught because of it's use of writing in the first person. You didn't know someone was gonna get stoned until the end. Very intelligent work of literature.

think stoning is bad, how bout being fed to lions? that's gotta suck.

Christianity was good before it got corrupted by man
I don't understand this statement.
 
frackal, was that a sarcastic comment? meaning since christianity is a man made religion it was good PRIOR to being made... meaning it was never good?

religion in general is silly... have faith in what you cannot see nor feel....
 
Originally posted by
religion in general is silly... have faith in what you cannot see nor feel.... [/B]


That's why they call it faith. Btw do you have faith that your wife would be faithful to you?
 
casavant said:


I was wondering, if you were about to be stoned, and you resisted and fought every inch of the way, and tried to run every chance you got, what's the worst that could happen? Get gunned down by an AK-47? That sounds like a hell of a deal compared to large rocks.

the way it works in many of these shitty countries: they will bury the women to the neck and the man to the waist. If you manage to escape then you're free (if you're a man) and go back to jail (if you'Re a woman). Now it's so obvious thats its a bit easier to escape for a man.
 
"Now look, no one is going to stone anyone until I blow this whistle, even, and I want to make this perfectly clear, EVEN if they say Jehovah."
- Monty Python, The Life Of Brian
 
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