Getting Revenge!!

[donkeydick]

Does anyone have any ideas on how to get revenge on someone? I need to do something drastic but he cant know that it is me. I cant fuck up his house or car b/c he is my neighbor and it would be too obvious. He has been a pain in my ass my whole life. Fucking me over with women, talking shit behind my back to my friends, stealing shit from my garage although i have no proof, (for instance I noticed that beer was missing and one day I counted them and then the next day some were missing), shooting my family and girlfriends cars with BB guns,( again I have no proof except that they happened to be damaged while at my house and I know he has like 5 BB guns), I tried to kick his ass about a year ago but his father threatened to sue me if I touched him.(hes a lawyer) He also tried to rat on me about juicing to my friends and girlfriend after screwing me out of about 300$ of juice!!! I already got done sending him 24 pages of junk email but I need more!! PLEASE HELP ME GET THIS BASTARD BACK!!

 

[MommaKin]

Well, since you've got a nice big donkey dick, why not give him a surprising ass fuck?
That'll teach him to fuck with you

 

[WODIN]

How old are you? Serious quesiton.

 

[TheGame2001]

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rotflmao

 

[donkeydick]

24... he's 23

 

[casavant]

24... he's 23

How about...grow up a little bit.

Then kick his ass.

 

[Drizzt]

No shit shooting with bb guns. Ok here is my suggestion find out wher ehe works locate a potato cannon and some aqua net hair spray, when he is walking out of work roll up in a panel van and drill him with a flying spud right in the chest do it from a distance unless his death is what you desire then laugh and drive away. Now personally I would just walk up and blindside the fucker when he wasn't looking and proceed to stomp him into a coma but the choice is yours. That or you always have the option of growing up but personally kicking hte pussy shit outta him is a better idea, plus alot more personal satisfaction.

Drizz

 

[AAP]

Does anyone have any ideas on how to get revenge on someone? I need to do something drastic but he cant know that it is me.

Huh? What kind of revenge is it if you can't take credit for it???

Fucking me over with women,

Some donkey dick you are.

(for instance I noticed that beer was missing and one day I counted them and then the next day some were missing),

That usually happens when you drink some.

I tried to kick his ass about a year ) He also tried to rat on me about juicing to my friends and girlfriend after screwing me out of about 300$ of juice!!! I already got done sending him 24 pages of junk email but I need more!! PLEASE HELP ME GET
THIS BASTARD BACK!!

Sounds like he used your juice and got bigger than you, which is why you couldn't whip him earlier.

Ok, revenge wise, let's see.... plant some pot or coke in his school locker and snitch him out. Dogshit smeared on his back a.k.a. The BOS Revenge. Buy a CLUB locking device and when he is away from home, put it on his steering wheel and throw the key away. Nair in his shampoo. Alcohol in his contact lens solution. Superglue the front door shut.

 

[manny78]

Buy a Taser, then neutralize him, then just your dick in his ass, he wont be able to move but he'll realize whats going on.

 

[Golfer18--old]

I would round up the bastards front yard.

 

[booger]

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[Crazier]

Re: Re: Getting Revenge!!

Superglue the front door shut.

How the fuck is he supposed to pull that one off???
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[theoak01]

plant kiddy porn in his house,buy a few porn mags use his addy and check bill me later and he will have some bad credit in a little while unless he of course pays lol,and dont forget paste man porn all over his car

 

[AAP]

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Awesome website.....!!!!!

 

[casavant]

Buy a Taser, then neutralize him, then just your dick in his ass, he wont be able to move but he'll realize whats going on.

You sick motherfucker.

 

[WODIN]

Well since you are both of age then I would suggest you take pics of all the BB holes and then get a videocam and hunt him with it till you get him on tape vandalizing your property. Then have him arrested.

 

[Love Bone]

If you hate this guy so much, how does he know that much about you? Most people I can't stand know shit about me. Sounds like you wanted to be friends with this guy and he used your ass.