Please Scroll Down to See Forums Below I haven't asked her to marry me yet, but I still have 4 years left.
Getting married in 4 years
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Oh yeah, everyone's invited except for ER
she needs a biscuit
How did you purpose?
What, no baseball game jumbotron?
fuck no. I hate a lot of attention
plus she could have said no in front of everyone
hubs put my ring on a dick pacifier...........
hubs put my ring on a dick pacifier...........
lies
I hope you're joking
Im not, what now?
ring on her cock....nice touch
Then on to the snatch
thats all Im sayin
hahhhaa.. sorry ahhhahahaaa
really i'm sorry.. did you want something more romantic? or was that cool and funny and thus what you wanted?
no ...it was pretty funny...
he used to do this weird thing where he'd pick up like random junk toys at like gas stations and stuff and have this like weird whip it out of his pocket presentation
so it went that style I said... "nice" and didn't initially see the ring..put it down ..he says..."you missed the cock ring" "what?"
he took it off and did the one knee thing with the flowery imagery "rest of my life" blah blah too personal for EF stuffs
drunk mind you because my best friend went ring shopping with him and decided to bring him back liquored up after hitting the adult store
should I be concerned my best friend is male and went to an adult store and engagement ring shopping with the dude I married and got him drunk in the process?
on hindsight...prolly huh
he used to do this weird thing where he'd pick up like random junk toys at like gas stations and stuff and have this like weird whip it out of his pocket presentation
so it went that style I said... "nice" and didn't initially see the ring..put it down ..he says..."you missed the cock ring" "what?"
he took it off and did the one knee thing with the flowery imagery "rest of my life" blah blah too personal for EF stuffs
drunk mind you because my best friend went ring shopping with him and decided to bring him back liquored up after hitting the adult store
should I be concerned my best friend is male and went to an adult store and engagement ring shopping with the dude I married and got him drunk in the process?
on hindsight...prolly huh
He sounds like a keeper...
eh..it was a silly/fun thing
if he were still silly things would probably be better but were both locked in to the rat race so life can be a downer
if he were still silly things would probably be better but were both locked in to the rat race so life can be a downer
How many times have you been married lol?
Lol holy shit, how many times does it take to find love? You're still on your first at least, you have some catching up to do bro.
Fool me once...
*sigh*
first husband=shotgun wedding teen pregnancy...he broke my cheekbone...lasted under a yr
second husband= thought that was it..we were together for 9 years..he got injured on the job. Picked up an incredibly bad pill habit..things declined badly. I didnt help matters because Im enormously independent/strong willed
he ruined me financially and basically stole everything I owned and replaced me with a newer/younger model (she wasnt even 18 when he started fucking her) and eventually got his ass arrested because of her
third= current hubs..hes a good guy
first husband=shotgun wedding teen pregnancy...he broke my cheekbone...lasted under a yr
second husband= thought that was it..we were together for 9 years..he got injured on the job. Picked up an incredibly bad pill habit..things declined badly. I didnt help matters because Im enormously independent/strong willed
he ruined me financially and basically stole everything I owned and replaced me with a newer/younger model (she wasnt even 18 when he started fucking her) and eventually got his ass arrested because of her
third= current hubs..hes a good guy
Hmmm, that's really unfortunate, women beaters really get under my skin. No women should ever have to be in that position, and it really angers me to constantly see and hear how often it happens. It must be the way these dumb fucks are brought up, because I would never think about laying my hands on a women in any sort of harmful way.
I'm glad to hear the 3rd ones been a charm so far, hope it stays that way!
I kicked the shit out of him in a bar about a yr later...no worries...haha
Good I'm glad to hear he got what was deserved
