Getting gear from Mexico

[Lestat]

Ok so I live in San Diego, I've been to Tijuanna many times. I've located a vet supply place that carries ttokkyo products.

my question, how the heck would I get the bottles over here?

I have gone many times, I usually park on the US side and walk across, I've never driven my car there personally, is this reccomended?

I've walked across many times, a lot of times they ask "are you bringing anything back?" or they search your bags.. sometimes I have a bottle of alchol with me or something from a shop.. one time i had nothing and the guy was like "whats that in your pocket?" and I pulled out my cell phone.

I'd hate to be coming across with 3 bottles of anavar in my pockets and have it taken! Should I stick it down my pants? Carry it in a bag? Drive across?

Those lines to get back to the US now are so damn long!

Brian

 

[glazed_donutz]

this is something that you will not be discussed opnely on the board use you own discretion its a chance you have to decide if you are willing to take......

 

[Swoleyoley]

this is something that you will not be discussed opnely on the board use you own discretion its a chance you have to decide if you are willing to take......

I dont see that he ask anything inappropriate..

 

[Swoleyoley]

Ive often wondered the following things:

1. does the border close after a certain time of the day (seems it would make more sense to try something at night)

2. why wouldnt you drive. hundreds of places to hide shit in your car few places to hide shit on you

3. i forgot the rest

 

[gilly6993-recreatedbygeorge]

Ive often wondered the following things:

1. does the border close after a certain time of the day (seems it would make more sense to try something at night)

2. why wouldnt you drive. hundreds of places to hide shit in your car few places to hide shit on you

3. i forgot the rest

I don't think the border ever closes but it would make sense to go at the busist time....the more crowded it is the less likely chance of being singled out for a search. If there weren't to many people they would have more time on their hands for more searches......

 

[TheGame_620]

I dont see that he ask anything inappropriate..

why because , if people answer how to get shit across the border , then it wont be a secret anymore now will it. No one should answer this guys question IMO.

 

[supertilin]

i will not recomend anything to you on this board but the only thing i will say is that if you were searched walking across and had nothing on you, you will probably be searched again

 

[body_conscious]

That's an easy one. Whenever possible, cross the border when it is very busy. Like someone else on this board said, they'll be too busy letting people through. BUT if you are singled out, the first thing they will check is your pockets and will have you pull up your pants to see if you've stuffed drugs or steroid in your socks.

Get some bicyle pants (or tights) and put the shit under your crotch. If they frisk you, you know they're not gonna put their hands under your balls.

Think about it.

 

[Lestat]

Yeah I know putting the shit down my pants seems easy.. but I couldn't stash three bottles worth under my balls man!

And TheGame_620.. why keep it a secret?? That seems F'ed up to me.

 

[LATTS]

Yeah I know putting the shit down my pants seems easy.. but I couldn't stash three bottles worth under my balls man!

And TheGame_620.. why keep it a secret?? That seems F'ed up to me.

Umm he's talking about keeping it a secret because there are some people who read this board who arent friendly to the game we play. Also who's to say you arent a fed or something like that trying to get some tips on searching/hiding spots.


LATTS

 

[monkeyballs]

I don't buy the consiracy theroies. US Gov has more important things to enforce. Plus I don't think that anyone working for the Gov is that smooth. Ever been to the DMV? People have been talking about this openly on this board and many others for quite some time...Coke and Bombs. That's the issue here. Not Gear. Ride a bike across on a friday night.

 

[Riker29]

this is something that you will not be discussed opnely on the board use you own discretion its a chance you have to decide if you are willing to take......

I agree.

Asking about this on the open board is DUMB and this guy was a dick to ask.

Dude get a clue. The DEA and Border Agents know about boards like this. Because of your laziness do ya think people should tell YOU their secrets?

Why not hang out, maybe send private secure email, maybe find others in SD to ask in person.

We need to have a Mod delete this, please.

 

[monkeyballs]

I don't buy it bro.
The INS doesn't even have enough manpower to guard to borders. It is one of the most understaffed agenecies of the US gov. Yeah, your probably right that just to be on the safe side all of this chat should be done through E-mails or PM's, but I don't buy that there are INS agents lurking on the boards. Bombs and Coke are still the number one priority. Nonetheless...your right...keep it all on the E-mails.

 

[kbrkbr]

i will not recomend anything to you on this board but the only thing i will say is that if you were searched walking across and had nothing on you, you will probably be searched again

WTF?

 

[LATTS]

WTF?

i think he is going on the idea that if you get searched once it was for a reason . meaning the search wasnt random , you looked suspicious, fit a profile something along that line. I think



LATTS

 

[Riker29]

The border is VERY hot right now guys. Very.

Much higher risk than usual.

Enough said.

 

[Korat]

Somebody lock this stupid thread? TJ is hot and the border is hot.
Enough said! Talk about this in PM. Jesus!!

 

[solidspine]

All the above aside.

I always drive, try to hide it well but it is a crap shoot, if they want to search your car, they are going to find it.

If go with another guy and you look like a body builder and buy you gear in TJ, yours odds of being stopped seem higher,

If you go with your wife and family, it is not likely they will search you, but I would not risk putting my kids in that situation.

I have always gone with another guy and we are the worlds worst sumgglers and have never been stopped. all most treated it like a joke, but that was pre 9-11-01

Also, I am 52 and don't fit their profile.

 

[pittbull2]

I dont even think this question should be answered openly ,people are saying that A/S is not a priority but this is a money game for them and it don't matter how small just like a speeding ticket it might not cost you much but it all adds up in the courts at the end of the day, so why tell them anything that might help, use the email . I'm sure you will find out what you need .

 

[Lestat]

I respect some everyone's opinion, but please think realistically.

There are pipe bombs going off in mailboxes across the country and the FBI haven't found the guy.

There are hundreds of pounds of marijunana crossing the boarder on a monthly basis.

There are kilos and kilos of coke.

Do you really think someone is reading this board to find out the latest tips and tricks to stop a bottle of pills from getting across?

If you hadn't noticed every third shop in TJ is a pharmacy and people buy stuff all the time they have no prescription for and bring it back.

The only time I have seen anyone get busted was by the MEXICAN police right outside the pharmacy.

I was just looking for the simplest and easiest way to get across without causing trouble. I didn't want attention or to be asked. Its a simple question.

It's like asking the protocol to picking up a hooker, sure its illegal, but is it a secret? Give me a break.

 

[jc21]

yes some border crossings close. last time i was down there i just mailed to myself.

 

[solidspine]

Getting across the boarder without being stopped and searched is partially attitude, partially skill and partially luck.

As mentioned above if you go as a family or a couple you are less likely to be stopped and searched. Also if you buy your gear south of TJ the chances of you being “snitched” are nil.

Two young guys together (especially big guys) are the most likely to be stopped and searched.


That being said, I just got back from the gym. A friend of mine who is a competitive body builder and looks like it no matter what he wears, goes to Mexico all the time an is completely relaxed about the boarder. Asked the question tonight and he said he hasn’t had a problem ever, and he goes at least once a month.

Him and his girlfriend so I don’t have the answer, but I have never been spooked about it in the past, but it now a real concern, I don’t want to waste time or money.

One last comment,


I will be buying gear and growth the rest of my life legal or illegal so I

could give a rats ass about who reads this board or knows what I do in Mexico.

 

[pintailduck100]

the border patrol knows every hiding place there is. although they won't waste timing looking in them all. unscrew you speaker, tape the gear behind and screw it back in. make sure you car is clean of trash and other stuff. the nicer looking your car is the less likely they will take it apart.

 

[G ChildlihC G]

The border is hot right now, your chances are 50/50. I would either go with family or a bunch of friends and make it look like you guys were partying.

 

[G ChildlihC G]

What the hell am I talking about, go down there AND party!!!

 

[beefybull]

One bad thing about taking your car over the border is that in most cases, your insurance no longer applies. That means scandalous Mexicanos can jack your shit and you get nothing.

If you do take that risk, make it worth it. And be smart about smuggling shit in a car. And if you do decide to bring drugs back, remember that drug dogs cant smell thru coffee, bars of soap, etc.

 

[monkeyballs]

I respect some everyone's opinion, but please think realistically.

There are pipe bombs going off in mailboxes across the country and the FBI haven't found the guy.

There are hundreds of pounds of marijunana crossing the boarder on a monthly basis.

There are kilos and kilos of coke.

Do you really think someone is reading this board to find out the latest tips and tricks to stop a bottle of pills from getting across?

If you hadn't noticed every third shop in TJ is a pharmacy and people buy stuff all the time they have no prescription for and bring it back.

The only time I have seen anyone get busted was by the MEXICAN police right outside the pharmacy.

I was just looking for the simplest and easiest way to get across without causing trouble. I didn't want attention or to be asked. Its a simple question.

It's like asking the protocol to picking up a hooker, sure its illegal, but is it a secret? Give me a break.

I have to agree with you bro. But it's probably still not the smartest thing to just blast it out in the open when PM and E-mail work just as well. At the very min it will keep the paraniod bros off your back. Shoot me one, and I'll tell you all about my recent trip.

 

[superchicken]

i feel driving is safer. i like coming back after you party. looks better.

most of the car searches aint nuthin, unless your nervous, then they search hard and will find it. stay calm and drive, thats my advice. find a good hiding spot.

 

[bigpimp]

just be careful whichever way you get across......i got busted in tj 2 weeeks ago and now i'm gonna pay out the ass for it

 

[Riker29]

just be careful whichever way you get across......i got busted in tj 2 weeeks ago and now i'm gonna pay out the ass for it

Exactly, but these dumbasses think that they are SO smart that they know better.

Go ahead guys, keep talking and saying Bullshit. Half of the guys that act like they know what they are doing in this thread dont know jack shit.

But go ahead keep talking and dumbasses will follow your advice.

Car stereo speakers..... LOL ......... a clean car ........ LOL

yeah, right.

 

[G ChildlihC G]

Border Agent: "Are you bringing an..." [interupted]
You: "Oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck, okay, you got me, it's in my @ss, I shoved 4 bottles of anabolics up there, f*ck was I thinking!"

 

[Your_Moms_Kneepads]

Ok so I live in San Diego, I've been to Tijuanna many times. I've located a vet supply place that carries ttokkyo products.

my question, how the heck would I get the bottles over here?

I have gone many times, I usually park on the US side and walk across, I've never driven my car there personally, is this reccomended?

I've walked across many times, a lot of times they ask "are you bringing anything back?" or they search your bags.. sometimes I have a bottle of alchol with me or something from a shop.. one time i had nothing and the guy was like "whats that in your pocket?" and I pulled out my cell phone.

I'd hate to be coming across with 3 bottles of anavar in my pockets and have it taken! Should I stick it down my pants? Carry it in a bag? Drive across?

Those lines to get back to the US now are so damn long!

Brian

Take your shots there. IF you arent selling then why do you need to bring it back with you?
BTW posting this on the board is really dumb and just draws more attention.

 

[acneman]

whassup guys

num 1 drug dogs will smell a roach thru a garbage bag full of coffe (even the hefty type and they hold a lot of garbage...or coffe)

num 2 there is no and i mean NO! steroid sniffing police dogs

num 3 walking the border ive seen empty boxes of valium and oxycotin laying on the ground 30 yards from the check points so take the "super border patrol" with a grain of salt.

now a harrowing story crossing the border i had tt tes in my jockeys and after the guy who asked "nationality" and before the guy who askes for declaratioins it fell out. well i caught it before it fell out of my bermuda shorts and stood there in line holding my crotch. now fellas believe me when i tell ya the sweat was dripping off my eyebrows at this point and my wife was smiling and totally oblivious. we get to the liquor pay stall and she says pay for the tax stamp and i said why dont you handle it and i made a big crotch grab and scratched obviously. at this time i slipped the shit into my hand and reached in my pocket dropped the vial in and pulled out a five to pay and handed it to her.

now, brothers and sisters, when the gaurd asked if i was alright i wasnt scared cause if they searched me they would stop as soon as they discovered the huge load i dumped in my shorts when this was happening


oh my brothers i made the run and lived to tell but the edge of the cliff was close and crumbling.

suggestion : wrap vials in toilet tissue to prevent slippage due to sweat and always play it cool even when your shittin yo shorts.

i truly believe if i had panicked i would have had it and been done.

be careful brothers

 

[Lestat]

ok let me ask this question.

Say they ask if you are bringing anything across.. I say no. Then they search me and find tabs of anavar....

What happens? Do i get arrested? Fined? does it depend on any factors?

Brian

 

[Riker29]

ok let me ask this question.

Say they ask if you are bringing anything across.. I say no. Then they search me and find tabs of anavar....

What happens? Do i get arrested? Fined? does it depend on any factors?

Brian

Well, lets see ... uh .... its illegal ....... hmmmmmmm.......

Wow, ......I wonder what would happen ...... jeez ...... hm.... I wonder what those cops DO all day long when they find people breaking the law. Do they say "hey bro have a good cycle", do they maybe say "get some vaseline so that dick up your ass in jail wont hurt as much"?





You know man, if you would have shown up, found some local bros, been responsible, sent private emails, maybe offered to meet some locals and buy someone a beer and ask questions, fine.

Instead you show up, ask risky questions, put everyuone at risk, then disregard veterans who say you should NOT discuss things like this on the open board .... and its obvious from your questions you are not even TRYING to use the search feature and actually WORK and get some answers on your own .... and now you have MORE questions?!!

Dude, your value to the board will be when you get caught and post your sad sob story about how much your lawyer cost, how you had to handle yourself in jail, and how f'd your life is because you will then have a criminal record.

If you were smart, you would email a mod and ask them to delete this entire thread.

 

[bwood]

Riker is right...

You know man, if you would have shown up, found some local bros, been responsible, sent private emails, maybe offered to meet some locals and buy someone a beer and ask questions, fine.

Instead you show up, ask risky questions, put everyuone at risk, then disregard veterans who say you should NOT discuss things like this on the open board .... and its obvious from your questions you are not even TRYING to use the search feature and actually WORK and get some answers on your own .... and now you have MORE questions?!!

Dude, your value to the board will be when you get caught and post your sad sob story about how much your lawyer cost, how you had to handle yourself in jail, and how f'd your life is because you will then have a criminal record.

If you were smart, you would email a mod and ask them to delete this entire thread.

valuable info from ryker. to the guys that think the INS has
to focus manpower on this board to investigate smuggling
WAKE UP! agents have to do something when they're off
shift. do you really think that some don't surf the internet
and this board just to leisurely educate theirselves and raise
their arrest stats?
to the guy starting this thread...learn the hard way..i dont
mean getting arrested. cross the border a bunch. learn
what really happens there...do you really trust what some
person you don't know posts on a board?
if you dedicate the time and are semi-intelligent, they
will never catch you and will not even suspect you.
do you think that anyone here will give up their methods
to you and increase their arrest risk?
geeez....